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Reliable source Isfahan hospital -- many injured from last 24 hours Persiankiwi 11.30
Stay the hell out of our affairs!! We don't need your help to have an election!!!Iranian Facebook user 14.15
Basij is after us. Slept in the streets last night. Internet is down in most of the cityChange_for_Iran 14.30
I want a president like Obama to protect my people and I think so far Karoubi and Mousavi are better than the rest of those jackasses Iranian Facebook user 16.30
They are now arresting human rights activists in large scale. where is UN watchdog?! Change_for_Iran 16.40
Rally is on. Silent, calm, and peaceful. This is what we all want! Thanks for everyone who's there, and who's watching! parhamdoustdar 17.30
Not only that they attacked us, now they are hiding the bodies of those we lost! I will kill Ahmadinejad myself! Change_for_Iran 19.45
The Persian Empire will come back! The new age has come! Iranian Facebook user 21.15
"University Alley, University Alley, murder scene, murder scene" was the written message held aloft on a makeshift paper banner. Rather than ring out in the air, the rhythmic message reverberated inside the minds of all who read itTehranbureaublog.
GOP Lothario Losers
The political mystery of the moment is why two virile Republican presidential contenders with decades of hard work and years of political savvy both set themselves on fire on TV within weeks of each other.
Is this a mutation of Potomac fever that cuts down Republicans like dandelions? Or is this the sort of Allen Drury soap opera that comes to a waxen party that is out of touch with its own history, drained of a sense of proportion, shrunken to the size of a boys locker room full of cowboy manqués, Dixiecrat clones, and Lothario losers like Nevada Senator John Ensign and South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford?
Sanford may look like a "19th Nervous Breakdown," but one week ago he was a cunning self-promoter who was creating the network needed to win the nomination and use his snake-charms, cruelty, lust, and cynical vanity to sneak into the White House.
The Ensign and Sanford cases are so similar that from just a little distance like Rome--where they have a genuine Don Giovanni--you would be safe assuming that this was all the same tawdry, cheatin'-heart tale, like a Nashville ballad on replay.
A chiseled-jaw, baritone voiced, self-righteous pol achieves lordly party acclaim from his peers in preparation for a presidential run and then, without warning, walks into a live TV conference to confess, grovel, obfuscate, and flee.
The facts available so far do not add up to a coherent timeline for either of these now self-disgraced has-beens.
For Ensign, what we have is chiefly his assertion in his clumsy, hasty, ill-attended media conference on June 14, that he separated from his wife, started an affair with a married staffer, Cynthia Hampton, in December 2007, ended the affair with the married staffer in August 2008, reunited with his wife, and has now come forward voluntarily to the media to confess because he may have become the target of threats of exposure by the married staffer's spouse, Doug Hampton, who was also an Ensign staffer at one time. Both of the unusual Hamptons left Ensign's employ in May 2008 and have yet to speak out on their own behalf, using a lawyer letter to plead, "please respect their privacy."
Speaking up loudly is a pesky watchdog, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, that has filed a complaint to Senator Barbara Boxer's Senate Ethics Committee, pointing to its suspicions that Ensign used his political action committee to pay money to Cynthia Hampton during and after the affair. Also making noise is the Las Vegas Sun, which has published its suspicion that Hampton sent by FedEx written allegations against Ensign to Fox News on June 12, three days before the Ensign voluntary presser on June 15, and that somehow not only did Fox not pursue the story, but also that someone may have "tip(ped) off Ensign."
Ensign continues to cringe mutely, resigning his staff-and-budget-rich position as chairman of the Republican Policy Committee, turning down all invitations to high-profile TV shows to explain himself, bowing for two minutes before his Senate Republican colleagues on Tuesday, June 22 in order to illustrate his contrition. The only thing that is convincing about Ensign is that his ambitions for the nomination are trash and that his dash to Sioux City, Iowa, on June 1, two weeks before his humiliation, was the high-water mark of his White House run.
After Ensign's brief apology to his peers, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell sounded like a mortician wishing a client well across the River Styx: "I think Senator Ensign will address whatever needs to be said from here on."
Mark Sanford's sudden dive overshadows Ensign's just because Sanford was much higher on the list of dream presidential candidates. Sanford's one-man campaign to force the state of South Carolina to refuse $700 million of the Obama administration's March stimulus package raised his profile as a conservative firebrand, both to the Tea Party set and to despondent party Brahmins. As recently as June 2, the leader of the South Carolina state legislature, Republican Glenn McConnell, prophesied usefully of Sanford, "He's moved into the national arena," while Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer coyly suggested to the Wall Street Journal that there were "no plans" to run for the presidency.
Sawyer and the rest of the governor's staff have spent the last week promoting bad adventure fiction about Sanford's whereabouts on the Appalachian Trail. We now are told that Sanford's absence included a rendezvous with a female paramour in Argentina whom he regards as "a dear, dear friend." Sanford's revelation of his deceptions is just the beginning of the yarn. The governor appeared stubbornly disconnected from reality as he rambled on about his romance and "the odyssey we're all on in life." He left the stage to the shouts of the not unbemused media asking if he would be resigning, as if that was the worst thing that was going to happen to his family and to him the next days of the tabloid cat o' nine tails.
The Republican Party cannot walk away with the same square shouldered self-pity as Sanford. According to just-released emails from Sanford to the Argentine woman, named Maria, he was boasting in July last year of the "VP talk" around him when he visited John McCain in Colorado. Before they took it back today, the other GOP governors had made Sanford the chairman of the Republican Governors Association, which was a first-class ticket on a one way campaign plane to 2012. Sanford may look like a "19th Nervous Breakdown," but one week ago he was a cunning self-promoter who was creating the network needed to win the nomination and use his snake-charms, cruelty, lust, and cynical vanity to sneak into the White House.
The twinned disasters of Ensign and Sanford expose the whole party apparatus for the laziness, pettiness, and emptiness of what is left of the leadership. Look at what the party has come to, Republicans: A handful of sharpies and a gang of back-scratchers, all persuaded that Ensign and Sanford were credible campaigners. Have you noticed how many of our pols look like Citizen Kane as he faced the inevitability of his exposure for fraudulence and refusing to back down, shouted, "Don't you worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Kane! I'm no cheap crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes..."
John Batchelor is radio host of the John Batchelor Show in New York, Washington, D.C., San Francisco, and Los Angeles.

"The Iranian government must understand that the world is watching. We mourn each and every innocent life that is lost. We call on the Iranian government to stop all violent and unjust actions against its own people. The universal rights to assembly and free speech must be respected, and the United States stands with all who seek to exercise those rights.
"As I said in Cairo, suppressing ideas never succeeds in making them go away. The Iranian people will ultimately judge the actions of their own government. If the Iranian government seeks the respect of the international community, it must respect the dignity of its own people and govern through consent, not coercion.
"Martin Luther King once said - "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice." I believe that. The international community believes that. And right now, we are bearing witness to the Iranian peoples' belief in that truth, and we will continue to bear witness."
Cairo?
The cut and paste style of the Potus remark --- "As I said in Cairo..." -- suggests an unsettled policy. What POTUS said in Cairo was soft power. What Martin Luther King said more than forty years ago does not translate to a state police apparatus in full riot gear to secure a rogue regime with nukes and ballistic missiles. This is hard power time. Try Churchill. One of those missiles is prepped for launch from North Korea in the general direction of Pearl Harbor. The White House rewrite desk is slow, foot-dragging. stubborn, defiant, and it will remain fixed on the fiction that Tehran's internal affairs are not for Washington to comment upon.
Who Worries the White House More?
I have an incomplete list of who or what the White House thinks about when it rewrites and repositions and refashions the Twelver apologies. First must be the TV audience: very dangerous lot, since it doesn't listen to words, it looks into the eyes and studies the body movement and can smell clumsiness and false witnessing. Secondly is the print media, leading with NYT but also including the hard working WaPo and the dutiful EU papers like the Financial Times and the Guardian. Then there is the Democratic left, the Republican right, the so-called independent bloggers, and also Maureen Down hearts Karl Rove. Way down on the list is the Iranian ex-pats and the Tehran demonstrators. Am unsure where the Twelvers are on this list. Or the Twelver factotums such as Hamas, Hizballah, Damascus, or the Twelver adversaries such as the House of Saud and the creaky Cairo lot. You can see why rewrite is maddening at the NSC.
Sunday Talk Shows Scrambling Chairs.
Big losers are the big ticket healthcare food fight, the John Ensign tackiness, and the not minor matter of a skyrocketing unemployment rate in eight states and a certainty of a nation 10% by fall (and youth unemployment may be unprintable). Big winners are the tough talking flag wavers on the Hill from both parties who crammed in a toothless condemnation of the lunatic Twelver regime that has been on a collision course with reason for about thirty years and has eaten nuke fuel for lunch since the 2002 Axis of Evil meetings. Mike Pence is a winner. State will be creative. Let the hand-wringing apologia begin.
Yeah, by passing things that work, like Medicare, the Student Loan Program, Social Security (yes, they need to correct for a population bump), Unemployment, and the Marshall Plan, that built up the European markets for us. All passed over strenuous Rethug resistance.
Go look up how the deficits and National Debt happened, mostly under the Republicans, then check out the surpluses turned in by the Clinton administration. Congressional Budget Office archives.
Not to mention: the GI Bill after WWII and Korea, that educated a generation of returning soldiers. Again with Republican resistance.
But Dick Nixon did pass the Food Stamp program, but then it took Clinton to reform welfare (for example, in The Banana Republic, Louisiana, we had 260,000 people on welfare in the 90's. Now the number is 10,000.) Yes, everybody talked about welfare reform for decades. But Clinton actually passed it.
The Republicans are whinners, now out of power, which by the way seems to be a problem for them. Cheney cannot handle having nothing to do all day. He misses the good old days of inhanced interrorgation. Rush Limbaugh just insites the fringe
crazies with his lies. They the Republicans just cannot stand where the country is headed. Away from their controll thank you very much.
"What is a political party that is vastly white, middle-aged, male, Southern, pious, conservative, aggrieved, impotent, nostalgic, rude-...?"
Sounds like the nazi party to me.
Geez Jackee,
I guess I'm one of the few that understands what you're talking about. I am a loyal Rush listener and knew exactly what you meant.
Yes jackass I agree too.. I mean good night Bush has been just like democrats; wanting better Health Care, Regulation, transparency, Same Sex Marriages, Lower defense budgets, pro-choice, protection of the environment, stem cell research.
It was just that pesky Cheney that wouldn't let poor ol' George have his way...Anyone that takes Rush Limbaugh's word as the word of god is a zombie themselves.
John Batchelor author of this article has done an excellent job of defining the GOP in it's current status. In my opinion the so-called leaders of the republicans are desperate and may be ruining any chances of convincing the American people that they have our best interest. What good thriving company would hire a Palin type to run their business, or a renegade like Limbaugh to advertise or sell their product? We all know that each of these persons would not survive in national government. Yet the repubs have relegated their future in their hands. It's hard to believe that there are not young republican brainiacs with integrity out there somewhere to help this party gain some respect. The good ole boy network is probably ended, so we will never see another puppet like Bush again, however if this premise is retained, the GOP is certainly doomed. The current administration is young, energetic, intelligent, and hardworking from the President on down. They clearly have the American People as their top priority, and that's what Americans want. That's why Barack Obama is President, and he is operating as advertised. Republicans need an overhaul and they need to concern themselves with rebuilding rather than trying to degrade the President.
Yes. John Batchelor -- ruler of the radio's air waves, influencer of tens of millions of listeners hanging on his every word! /sarc
With such ultraconservative dopes like Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Liz and Dick Cheney, and Newt the Gingrich, is it any wonder that the Republican party is in such a mess? They and others like them have taken over the G.O.P., and turned it into a right-wing cult. They have ruined what was a good and decent party, and cost it the White House last November. So that explains it all. 'nuff said.
There is more vitriol and bile in this one small article than in all the targets of the author combined. It is this kind of unthinking infighting that turns of moderates to the GOP. Pile on all the self-proclaimed "lifelong Republicans" that no one's ever heard of now to write their I-told-you-so internet articles.
Others have thanked you for writing such a pitch-perfect piece, so aside from seconding that notion, bravo for writing such a beautiful work of poetry! I read it aloud for a few friends just to feel the words' texture and ride their momentum. Nice, potent writing on all counts.
I love the attempts of media to connect conservatism to "old white guys". Do they not know that Harry Reid, Barney Frank, John Murtha, Charles Schumer, and Joe Biden are ALL Democrats? I'm pretty sure Nancy Pelosi used to be an old white guy too.
When a political party is so mentally diseased as Limbaugh Syphilis it will just die. There is no penicillin strong enough to cure it.
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As a progressive, there are conservatives who I admire for the thought and reflection they bring to issues, even where I might disagree.
Right now, the "right wing" is simply acting like a scorned spouse being divorced.
The classic 5 stages of grief from a loss:
* Denial
* Anger
* Bargaining
* Depression
* Acceptance.
They'll get over it and start embracing the reasonable folks in the GOP ....
Gee, I hope I'm not some kind of zombie necrophile pervert... But I found that story to be curiously arousing.
Tell me about the Republican's rotting brains falling out again! Please! Please! Please! I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!
Republicans don't accept the theory of evolution and that's fine.
But they should remember the consequences of their position ... those that doen't evolve ... die.
My bet is that a competent leader (say Ross Perot to give an example from another era) could set up a challenge to the Democrats and destroy the Republicans in the next 4 years. but you need a leader who can plan, execute a plan, and work with dissent. Obama can do that, McCain and none of the other Republicans have displayed that capability.
Look at the comments from the most conservative writers here and you'll notice that they require people to follow the party line rather than the party line reflecting the people. It's a key to the Republican demise. Political Darwinism seems to be in play!
Agreed. Perot's entry into the fray make it possible for this country to have to most reasoned political dialog in our lifetimes. He did more in 1992 to educate the electorate on the economy and debt than anyone before or since.
Bring back the charts!
CaliforniaScreaming is right, minus the insults. I will say that the Liberal Left has alot of HATE for conservatives. There is no tolerance or common ground in the liberal left. I voted for McCain but when he lost I had no choice but to support Obama. After all he is the President of our great country. But what he has done in a mere 5 months is troubling. Now I am forced to pray that he gets everything he would like to become policy or law. This will assure his defeat next election. Those that were duped (And you know you were) will hopefully see the light.
No, there's no tolerance for those who have demonstrated nothing BUT intolerance for the last thirty years. Now it's their turn to get a big fat helping of their own medicine. I hope it tastes good, because this is just the beginning.
That attitude accomplishes nothing, except to make the right wing dig their heels in even more, put their hands over their ears and go, "Lalalalalala!"
In fact most lefties are tolerant and willing to find common ground once their (our) frustration is vented.
Batchelor is probably the kind of Republican that is happy with Schwartzenegger and Charlie Crist and the kind that was excited about McCain getting the nomination because he really believed his liberal friends might vote for him.
Mark Twain wrote in The Mysterious Stranger:
"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception."
Why is that aspect of Mark Twain almost totally occluded?
Comparing these GOP leaders like those religious fanatics proclaiming fatwa's and jihad's is frighteningly fair.
Boy, talk about being in deep denial or reality! John Batcherlor is right: The Republicans have indeed degenerated into a right-wing, overwhelmingly middle-aged-and-older white-male cult. Those who dispute Batchelor's findings here and elsewhere have been drinking the right-wing Kool-Aid for far too long and desperately need to go into rehab.
About the only quibble I have with Batchelor's assessment is his point that Democrats are in "second place, behind independents." Actually, it's the other way around: Democrats are on top, comprising 45 percent fo the electorate. Independents are second, with 35 percent and Republicans bring up the rear with 20 percent.
Bravo, John!
You are a true representative of the decent Republicans I knew in my youth, in the 50's and 60's.
I remember when Christians spent their waking hours striving to be pious instead of hateful.
I would love to believe you're right but I don't agree that the Repubs are irrelevant and doomed to history.
I know far too many people in real life who think they're right and watch Fox news religiously.
The Dems did not win the last Presidential election by a enough of a landslide for my comfort considering the truly horrifying divisive tactics the Repubs employed to win.
The DB loves Palin who now has David Letterman of all people apologizing! She taps into something deep in the American psyche that makes a lot of people stop thinking, not a part I'm proud of. But I can't deny its force. I've watched Republican "we're strong/right, they're weak/against God" messaging win over the majority nearly my entire voting life.
I think Stephen Colbert's trip to Iraq is exactly the kind of thing Dems need to do to strengthen the base while the opportunity is here. Don't let Repubs own America's pride in tradition, because they don't really.
The G.O.P.
Limbaugh.
Palin.
Newt.
FOX noise.
OReilley
Beck
Cheney.
Sad.
Limbaugh: 14.75 million listeners per week
Palin: approval ratings as high as 93% as AK governor
Fox News: has higher ratings in 2009 than CNN & MSNBC combined
O'Reilly: regularly the highest-rated show of any on the 3 cable news channels
Beck: author of 3 New York Times bestsellers; 8.25 million radio listeners
And what this shows is that to replicate the political climate in Germany in 1932 is not all that much of a stretch.
Adolf Hitler used the same techniques as RNichols' list of Republicans: demagoguery, cheap sloganeering, fear of minorities and immigrants, innuendo, victimhood, and jingoistic patriotism. All couched in a climate of an unspecified fear.
Just like lemmings marching to the friggin' sea.
Notice all these are phony political entertainers.. Everyone of these deals with entertainment ratings. The rest of America and policy makers are actually working.. Except you zombies listening to these big crybabies...
But I noticed that you didn't give the ratings for Bush, who was given the lowest approval rating of any president in U.S. history. Hmmmmmm......
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln
Depends - if you're a Democrat, this is a rosy future.
I would not consider voting for the Republicans unless they showed themselves to be statesmen. They should step forward and educate their frustrated fringe in a responsible manner. Instead, they choose silence. Silence equals complicity.
Mike Pence, Mark Sanford, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal,....the next generation of Republicans looks pretty good to me..
I still think Michael Steele, Giuliani, Romney, Ron Paul, etc. look more hopeful than Biden, Harry Reid, Pelosi, B. Frank and all those crotchety old socialists...
Republicans will need another Reagan to help engineer the recovery from the hit the economy will take from this massive buildup of bureaucracy and debt that Obama is piling on us...
WOW!!!!! A Republican wrote an HONEST article!!
Who would have thought!!!???!!!
good article. fair, well thought out and to the point.
As a liberal Democrat, I kinda lament the zombification of the GOP. For one thing it seems as if everyone who isn't completely nuts is abandoning the GOP; this means conservatives who were GOP are now calling themselves Democrats, and our party is getting overrun by neo-Blue Dogs, and the President caters to the right wing of the Democrats in his excitement for the new converts he's brought on board. Which means the people like me, liberals, who elected him to begin with, are getting screwed. I mean, in what weird parallel universe do we live in when gay marriage is acceptable to Dick Cheney but is too liberal for Barack Obama?
On top of that, the GOP used to be the party of hard reality pragmatism. Their role was felt in the legislative process when bills that were well intended but poorly designed would get retooled to handle the worst case scenarios and still be viable. Now, the GOP doesn't try to improve anything, its just out to kill any bill that the Dems create. Whereas 40 years ago, the GOP would have taken that stimulus bill and suggested a plan B in case the unemployment rate went over the projected figures, they are now hell bent on making the stimulus fail just to score cheap political points. Thus, if we were to enter a scenario where the unemployment rate rises over the projected model, as it has, we are now in unknown territory-nobody has any idea what's going to happen to the economy.
In truth, what's happening to the GOP is worse than being run by zombies-the GOP leadership of today scarcely resembles the GOP as it existed prior to 1980. It's morphed into a theocratic party rather than a fiscally conservative one. what we have here is not just a party haunted by Reagan's ghost-we have a party of priests that worship the zombie of Ronald Reagan, forcing his rotting corpse to walk the earth against its very sincere wish to decompose.
The Republican voice is now a bizarre parfait of sadism and masochism served up with gluttonous self-indulgence. They don't comprehend that they've killed themselves by their own hand. Eight years of their "supremacy" under Bush practically murdered this country...but they don't get it and never will.
They want to do stuff and when it all goes wrong they lie their way out of the mess because like the toddlers they are, they deny responsibility.
It's scary to see grown people, in positions of influence and leadership prance around in this way. These loose wing nuts only empower a like-minded army of foot soldiers to arise from their hate blogs and act out in solidarity.
Where are the "sane" members of the Republican Party hiding out? Are there any of them left? Why aren't they yelling out to the rooftops against these fools?
The 'sane' members of the Republican Party have been drummed out of the club for being insufficiently 'conservative'...or whatever it is that passes for conservativism these days. One must embrace ALL aspects of Republicanism in order to be considered a "REAL Conservative/Republican/American". Such ideological rigidity is pretty rare in the sane, hence the only ones left in the party are the INsane.
One cannot, for example, be simply a 'fiscal conservative'. One must ALSO embrace social and religious conservatism, too.
I was over at Politico the other day and was told straight up that I could not possibly be a conservative because I did not oppose gay marriage, did not approve of torture being used (not even on alleged terrorists!), did not believe that Obama was a socialist whose agenda is the destruction of America. And I had the gall to point out that deliberately slurring/mis-stating a proper name (like "Democrat Party" instead of "Democratic Party", "Osama Hussein" instead of "Obama" etc) is petty, juvenile, and small minded. That was enough to bar me for life from the rarified ranks of the Republican Party.
Forget what I DO support (balanced budget, PAYGO, entitlement reform, responsible oversight, etc). If I believe in personal freedom, in providing a safety net for those who're *proven* to need help, and that the government *must* respect the law even more than a private citizen...I cannot possibly be a 'conservative' and I would *certainly* not be welcome as a Republican.
At least that's what I was told...
To Trunk: Well put. I always leaned Democratic but there was a time I could and did vote Republican. Unfortunately the spoiled brats and bullies took over and threw in anti-intellectualism for good measure. I see some young people in the Conservative camp of journalism who have a clue (Conor Clarke et al) and hope to see the adults take charge and restore the Republican party as a serious alternative to the Democrats. Everybody will be better off.
the real reason Sara Palin will never be president is because these kind of men in the GOP will never allow a woman, that they do not have the power to completely control, be president. Palin has demonstarted that she is a loose canon that the party cannot control. The present repub. party eats its own, witness the treatment of Michael Steele. Any real position of power that women will hold in the GOP will only occur after people like Limbaugh, Newt & Cheney are long gone.It is all about power & control with those guys. Bush was malleable, Palin is not.
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Bionically?
That would be attractive
If you could hide the stitch lines.
I thought you guys didn't believe in evolution. Anyhow, he'll be dead by than.
Enough already with the obituaries. Obama, the first person without a pale complexion to become President, has generated a bit of a buzz is a surprise? The Republican Party should just take a rest and leave the Democrats to do what they always do when in power. Screw it up.