Sunday evening, the twinned steps of the crenellated, tower-topped, brick-faced Seventh Regiment Armory were crowded with glamorous young women in broad straw hats who were speaking in high volume to big-jawed, moustached young officers who posed heroically while smoking cigarettes on the landing. Hal could see no way through--the parasols were dangerous, the officers were unmoving. Ordinarily he would have turned away from such a gathering and searched for another entrance, a tradesmen's door. He had David Silver's business card in his left hand, his right hand free to signal the way to Herbie, and he moved sideways, "Pardon, excuse, pardon," as he worked through the shoulders and the skirts. The bronze gate was chained open, yet the doorway was blocked by more of the officers and their ladies, all of whom who filled the vestibule inside as if this were a ticket line. And then they were inside the dark-paneled entrance hall, decorated with statuary and life-sized heroic portraits, rosy from the afternoon sunshine on Park Avenue, the parquet floor lined with battle flags, trophy cases, loose chairs that held coats, hats, papers, and more of the swirling crowd of young soldiers who all seemed to have some privileged celebration to attend.
"You
there, what is it?" challenged a burly corporal at the table. "Look
here!"
There
was signage on an easel beside the table: "Do you know the whereabouts?" And then there was a typed list of
names with check marks attached to the board. Hal returned, "Are
you meaning me?"
A
stout man in a servant's coat ringing a gold dinner bell marched from a hallway
across the entrance hall and then made his way around the banisters, calling
out, "Supper served gents, first call, supper in the Drill Hall, supper!"
And then there was another cascade of boots down the split staircase, men
shouting, "Company H!" And "Company C!"
"What's
that you have?" the burly corporal asked Hal.
"It's
the card of an officer here. Silver, David Silver. He told us to present
to you."
"Give
me the card."
"Are
you Sergeant Bigelow?"
"I'm
Corporal Gogin. You said Lieutenant Silver."
"Yes,"
said Hal.
"Stand
back," was the order. "Billy, c'mere."
The
two corporals discussed David Silver's card. Hal heard the word "Jew"
once from each of them. They appeared annoyed. Hal didn't like much
about the corporals; they were short, flabby, older, with faint moustaches,
patchy hair, and the fairer one was heavy enough to have folds of reddened
flesh over his collar. Also, they both smelled of beer at seven P.M.
"Wait
there," was the most Corporal Gogin returned, indicating a spot on the floor
amid a growing pile of coats, newspapers, suitcases, blankets.
Soon after, Gogin and his pal disappeared. Too much time later, Hal figured he had watched each of the giant rooms of the first floor --such as the Board of Officers, the Colonels, Non-Commissioned Officers--empty out and fill again with young men either going to or returning from supper or not-much-disguised drinking parties. In the cool of the evening, Hal witnessed a party of at least a dozen starkly inebriated men dash bootless from the front steps to the staircase and upwards in a race that permitted tackling others as they hurtled themselves forward. After that, Hal heard horns and whistles outside, and he could see through the portal line of autos three abreast on Park Avenue; and now and again he heard the squeals of females. After more smashing glass and banging metal, the two corporals returned, and along with them came a middle-aged officer, bare-headed, not playful, carrying a document, wearing a captain's bars, speaking hastily to the corporal, ". . . and the cars will be ready for us tomorrow at this time . . . let the company commanders know as they come in . . ."
The
second corporal said, "They're boasting they'd sleep it off by St. Louis."
The
captain asked Gogin, "Are you sober?"
"Whatcha
think?"
"Corporal
Bohn's sober as me," said Gogin.
The
captain shrugged and asked of the names attached to the signage, "How many on
the muster list have reported in?"
"I
was told there would be a dozen by now."
"Must've
got hitched tonight," Gogin teased.
"Lots of gals out there ready to pitch in," Bohn teased, producing vulgar
sounds.
The
captain quit the pranksters; he noticed Hal and Herbie. "Who're they?"
"For Silver." Hal saw Bohn smirk again at the word "Silver."
"We've had 'em wait."
"No,
that's not it," Hal objected; he didn't care about the corporals anymore.
Herbie was hungry enough to weave in place. "We've come because David
Silver told us to call on Sergeant Bigelow. We're volunteers."
"No,
you're not," Gogin barked.
"You're
delivery boys," Bohn said. "Kosher and the like."
"That's
false," Hal asserted loudly. "I told you."
Gogin
and Bohn, unready for a fight, staggered in place and moved heavily, stupidly.
"And
if you'd gone for beer less, you'd've listened."
"Fuck
you!" shouted Gogin. "And fuck your idiot pal!"
A
few of the passing-by drunken soldiers recognized the sounds of an imminent
brawl and circled back from the staircase to enjoy the contest.
Hal
put his hands out, fingers extended, at his side and measured the two.
Herbie imitated Hal, side by side. Hal would take on Gogin first; he was
less drunk; he would kick out his knee and level him with an elbow to the chest
as he rounded the table; he would leave Gogin to Herbie's unbreakable grip
while he then broke Bohn's nose swiftly and ended his smirking.
Before the vulnerable corporals could figure how to posture, the captain
stepped toward Hal with his hand out, "Well, aren't you just the thing?
I'm Doctor Lucas, Captain Lucas--I'm
getting used to it, I was on the ward at Roosevelt just three hours ago--deputy surgeon of the regiment, and you boys are my
prizes for the night. They told me two dozen, and now I've merely
two. Have you got your bags at hand?"
Hal
shook the man's hand. "Mr. David Silver said to come by to Sergeant
Bigelow. We're mechanics, and we were told you needed mechanics."
Lucas
smiled beautifully and filled up the space with a confident style. "I'll
bet you are mechanics, I'll bet you are the rarest mechanics in Manhattan,
because David wouldn't choose less. We'll find David if he's upstairs.
Have you dined? Last night, we had veal chops."
Several
hectic, steamy hours later, Hal and Herbie, weary from their rush through the
generous roast chicken supper found for them by Doctor Lucas, through the
attention of the portly, grandfatherly Sergeant Bigelow, who not only wore them
in with somber ceremony, "Do you swear and pledge . . . so help you God ... "
to which Hal answered, "I do," and Herbie answered "Dooo!" but also issued them
used uniforms and boots--for free so
they didn't have to purchase them new from Brooks Brothers at $13.75 for the
suit--and fresh bunk numbers and
pillows in the rows of cots laid out in the railroad-shed-sized canyon of the Drill Hall, and told them to
come again in the morning for their complete kit --"We don't have rifles for half the men, and we're one
of the lucky regiments who have boots enough"--and the exuberantly affectionate, repeatedly
apologetic devotion of First Lieutenant David Silver, Deputy Quartermaster, who
had been looking for them with Sergeant Bigelow in the Quartermaster Room,
found themselves pulled into the grandest and also perhaps wooziest chamber Hal
had ever been inside, the cavernous Memorial Room on the first
floor. With a coffered wooden ceiling that showed chain marl
stenciled in aluminum foil, with a surrounding frieze at the top of the walls
that portrayed battles from prehistory to the Civil War, with the over mantle
featuring a plaster eagle attacking a snake, the room illustrated every romance
tale Hal had ever read aloud to Herbie. There was even a small balcony
raised beside the giant fireplace as if Scheherazade would step out to gaze
down. It was like wandering into the backstage of a tale by Walter Scott,
Jules Verne and Conan Doyle. And now, in his used laundered uniform, used
polished boots, along with Herbie, he stood behind David Silver as they were
led in through a tumult of state and city dignitaries to be introduced to the
men whose Overlands they would be attending, Colonel Willard C. Fiske and
Lieutenant Colonel Robert McLean.
"Volunteer
mechanics!" Colonel Fiske was gray, meaty, erect, moustached and cordial;
also he had a reputation as indulgent of his men and well liked for it, a trait
not much appropriate to wartime but suitable to the social exigencies of a
fashionable regiment. "Look at the miracle. Boys, boys, I didn't
hold that there was one mechanic in New York whom I could locate in time and
persuade to come along, not one! And here they are, by God. The
miracle in hand, the night before. Lieutenant Silver, this is fine,
mighty fine. Robby!"
Lt.
Colonel McLean, deputy regimental commander, a handsomer version of the
avuncular Fiske, approached with a cigarette in hand. "Very fine," was
McLean's verdict when Hal and Herbie were explained. "Who's the taller
one?"
"Private
Coolidge," David Silver answered.
"He
looks like a mechanic," pronounced McLean. "Yours"--he addressed Colonel Fiske, speaking of Herbie--"looks like a leprechaun."
The
dignitaries laughed readily, spilling liquor on the oriental carpet. Hal
did not like this laughter and watched to see if David Silver joined in.
Thankfully, not.
"Good
for you, boys. Keep close to my automobiles. They'll be in our
baggage section. Get yourself in order. Beds satisfactory,
food good? And say farewell to your families, we'll be en route tomorrow
evening."
"The
president, the Congress and the Pennsylvania Railroad willing," joked Colonel
Fiske. The assembly roared again
at this witticism, and servants refilled glasses as they changed the topic to
the weather in Brownsville, Texas, this time of year - "so hot, Satan
vacations!" - and to the Pullman accommodations for the officers on the
four-day journey across country.
Hal
overheard pieces of these conversations and then gratefully followed David
Silver's kindness to lead them to the exit and bid them goodnight.
"Thank
you, sincerely and deeply, for this favor to me," said David Silver at
parting. "You've made me a success, and I owe it to you. I owe you
more and more."
"We
are leaving tomorrow?" Hal asked.
"The plan is to ferry to Jersey City tomorrow evening and load the cars in two or three sections. I'm scheduled in the first section, in the Pullmans, with the officers. You and your brother will be in the Headquarters Company, also in the first section. It's a four- or five-day trip. Perhaps we'll get to try out the Overlands at our stops."
Hal flinched a little; in his extreme weariness at leading Herbie through this grandiose, strangely unserious building, a rich man's fantasy of a military club, and in his astonishment at the behavior of the militiamen as they continued to carouse well after midnight in the cavernous Drill Hall with shouts of "Hooorah for Laura!" and "Send her over here!" from the hundreds of fellows, Hal had started to see that he and Herbie were profoundly out of place. These were professionals, sportsmen, collegians, society's treasured sons, from the tennis star Dennis Hill, who was sergeant major of the regiment, to the Yale, Columbia, and Princeton men who sang bawdy songs, mostly based on "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight," and "The Girl I Left Behind Me," with rude substitutions. And yet they were all bound for Texas and the hottest, harshest climate in the United States, and maybe to Mexico bristling with bandits as well.
As
they sat on their cots, ready for sleep, Hall addressed Herbie, "We'll get our
rest and a fine big breakfast, hotcakes and oysters maybe and lots of runny
eggs for you. We'll get a message to Mr. Vernon where to send our
pay. We've got twenty dollars' paper traveling money in my sock and five
dollars' paper in your sock for reinforcement."
Herbie
lay down serenely and closed his eyes. "Yeah, good, Hal."
Hal
addressed himself with the kernel of his doubts, War with Mexico? It
says so in the newspapers. And we go tomorrow? He closed his eyes. It's hard to believe, was his last cogent thought and, he learned, a good
one, because the next morning and afternoon and evening passed without orders
to travel. A gruff, educated crankiness washed through the fairytale
castle of the Armory: Where are the cars? Where is the baggage?
Who's to blame? Is this a national crisis or a camp meeting? It
wasn't until half-past eleven on Monday night that the Colonel Fiske, weary from
entertaining pompous, insistent well-wishers, learned himself that the Pennsy
had finally found cars for his three battalions; he reported to his command
that they would depart the Armory after breakfast to ferry across to Jersey
City's yards.
By
then, very late again in the sleeping ranks in the Drill Hall, not talkative
this time, eerily subdued, Hal and Herbie were better adjusted to life in this
frantic boys' club; indeed, they had learned how to maneuver between the
bountiful menus à la carte, the constantly catered deliveries from the city's
best hotels and clubs of Suprême de turbotin Walewska, or Poularde Massene, or Chaufroi de caillies Lucullus, salade, or Fonds d'artichauts Maintenon, and a pastry that Herbie adored called Parfait
praliné, friandises. The wine did not
tempt them, as they were temperance. The luxurious facilities did please
them, including vast men's rooms, with generous baths and gleaming shower
stalls and servants handing thick towels and fresh soap for the asking.
There were quandaries that escaped them. Hal could not solve the
collegians: they were too self-congratulatory, arch, indifferent to their
surroundings, purposefully incoherent, usually speaking in jargon, references
to unknown places such as "on Nassau" or "in the Quad." Then again,
Hal could solve his immediate needs with the orderly behavior that was his
vocational strength, his grace-given gift. During the steamy day, Hal had
taken advantage of the delay, and he and Herbie had raced in their uniforms to
Pearl Street to arrange for their modest wardrobe possessions to be stored for
a fee with Mr. Burnius-- "I won't keep your room unused for you!" --had stopped
at the Merchant's Bank branch on Broadway to confirm that Mother could retrieve
their account, had hurried to the National Biscuit Company garage to give their
notice--". . . and the militia'll waste you, waste you, Jesus, Joseph and Mary,
God bless . . ." was Mr. Vernon's farewell--and had arranged for their final pay
to be kept on account for their mother to draw on; and later on, returning for
another extravagant supper from the à la carte menus of the Astor, Sherry's,
the Ritz-Carlton or St. Regis hotels along with desserts from the
Waldorf-Astoria and Delmonico's, he and Herbie had fallen in with new
acquaintances in the Headquarters Company area, such as two strongmen from
Fulton Street who had joined the Seventh on the recruiting march last Friday,
and such as an educated, college-bound young man who spoke in a genteel manner
and was kind to Herbie.
Reveille in the Drill Hall at 5 A.M. brought more easy exchanges for Hal and Herbie with their new comrades, each of them eager and posturing on what promised to be the most hectic day of their lives so far.
"Right
rare fat-assed, selfish bastards, dem officers," declared Bill "Bull" Steers to
Hal and Herbie in the queue to the washrooms. They were posting the
assignments on the special trains in Jersey City: the first section was said to
include Pullman cars for officers, only, while the enlisted men rode tourist
cars. "You'll see, chums," warned Bull.
"Same
as sergeants," offered Alf "Kid" Wendt.
"What
about sergeants?" asked Bull Steers.
"They're
selfish bastards like dem officers," answered Wendt.
"Stick
yer sergeants."
Bull
Steers was a towering, big-headed, rusty-haired, broad-shouldered, long
hairy-armed strongman, and his comrade Kid Wendt, with black wiry hair, not as
tall, was even broader, more barrel-like, with giant hands that made vast
fists, with the physical confidence of a man who had won money as a
prize-fighter, which he had, as "Kid McCoy," because, he explained in
muttering, an Irish fist was considered more worthy of wagering. They
were teamsters from the Edison Illuminating Company, and they had joined up
last Friday mostly because they disliked their foreman and their jobs, and as
soon as they'd learned they could get paid for marching with playboys and
tennis players, and camping in Texas around cheap Mexican whores, they were
volunteers.
Later,
in the mess line, Herbie's new friend the fair, tall, eyeglass-wearing Lefferts
Hutton of Oyster Bay, spoke to Hal about the trip, ". . . and I've been
thinking that we're Headquarters Company, and we'll be sent to the back of the
cars. But I don't want to be a clerk typist or bookkeeper, and I
don't want to ride with the other clerks. I want to ride with you and Mr.
Steers and Mr. Wendt. Can we ask? It would be a favor if you
asked the sergeant."
"You
want to ride with us, you can, sure."
"It's
acceptable?"
Hal
smiled. Hutton was trembling. "Yes. Happy."
"It
means much to me."
"Good.
Is that all?" Hal asked, expecting there was more.
He
started softly, then ". . . well, some of my friends, they'd like to sit with
us, too, if it's not too much to ask. Just three or four of the
Greys. We were at school together, you see, and we're not entirely
confident of what we're about. I mean, we've been in the Greys these
years, but we only drilled and marched around now and again, and we never
actually went anywhere as a group, not like this, in a war."
Hal
asked, "What are the Greys?"
"The
Knickerbocker Greys," said Lef Hutton. "A sort of junior regimental club
that you start when you're young. There're a lot of us here."
Hal
liked Bull Steers and Kid Wendt a deal; they were rough-cut, unpretentious,
cunning, territorial, working men who knew value and understood
teamwork. Lefferts Hutton was an odd fit with them: he was off to
college in the fall; he was bookish, considerate, and absent practical
knowledge, such as watching over his own equipment. Then again, it was
Herbie who had brought the shy Hutton to Hal's attention, as the two had met
when they'd waited for their rifles to be issued. Also Lefferts Hutton
was kind to Herbie and understood his run-together words, and that was all Hal
needed for qualifications; and they fell in together as two buglers sounded
"Assembly" again and again, the twenty-six notes repeating, echoing throughout
the building, and then the huge doors of the Drill Hall swung open to Madison
Avenue at a quarter-past eight.
"You
ready?" Hal asked Herbie, who was lined up in front of him.
Herbie
straightened his bedroll, kit bag, and cartridge belt, gripped his new rifle,
grinned with the pleasure of a child in a circus big tent.
"Shit,
this is gonna be boilin', " said Bull Steers.
"No
talking, please!" requested their new sergeant, a tubular, thin-haired,
eyeglass wearing, cautious college man named James Van Santvoord.
"Stuff
yer please," muttered Kid Wendt.
Two
thousand immediately awaited the regiment outside. The curious had been
kept a block from the Armory during the night by bayonet-wielding sentries; but
now they surged forward to find good spots, and the cheering, hat waving,
whistling and bell-ringing began and never stopped, rattling off the sides of
the buildings. Colonel Fiske stepped to the fore of the column. The
Fife and Drum Corps began, "It's a Long Way to Tipperary," and the march began
into the breathtaking, damp cloud of heat, around the corner to Park Avenue and
then south. Preceded by mounted New York police and by Old Glory and the
staff officers, First Battalion's most fashionable and prestigious companies A,
B, C, D led Second Battalion's younger, ambitious companies E, F, G, H, which
in turn led Third Battalion's largely volunteer and latecomer Companies I, J,
K, L, and then came the auxiliaries, including a machine gun company, as
well as Hal and Herbie and the teamsters in the Headquarters Company, and also
the Medical Corps.
Once
on the move, Hal, trim and proper in his khaki suit, wishing as did everyone
else they had been issued summer uniforms, found his campaign hat tight, the
bedroll and kit bag light, the boots and puttees acceptable, and that carrying
a new-made .30 caliber Army rifle on his right shoulder smelling of gun-grease
and polish--he'd been handed the rifle that morning out of a packing case--was
both peculiar and matter-of-fact. He got used to being a soldier simply,
almost as if he was playing a part he'd read about all his life but never
imagined he'd be in, and he was encouraged that Herbie looked equally at ease
as he walked side by side with his new friend Lefferts Hutton, who did struggle
some with the nearly nine-pound weight of the Springfield and the awkwardness
of the thick bedroll and flopping kit. The sincere cheering from
onlookers made the walk in the sun seem light-at-heart, festive, theatrical,
privileged, a musical entertainment with band music and a booming, stirring
drumbeat. Hal saw all ages of men and women and lots of children in their
good clothes waving straw hats and white handkerchiefs, calling out, "Hooray
for the Seventh Regiment!" and "Bully for you!" and "God bless you, boys!" and
"Show 'em how New York fights!" and "Ray-ay-ayyyyaaaay!" The Fife
and Drum Corps at the fore of the column changed from "Tipperary" to more
American, patriotic, martial tunes, "The Yankee Doodle Boy," and "Stars and
Stripes Forever." And when they passed the big Pierce-Arrow that
contained the governor of New York and his military aides, each unit was
directed by a sergeant, "Eyes right!" and the governor, a diminutive,
clean-shaven, tailored man in morning clothes, lifted his high silk hat in
praise and smiled with the confidence of his Republican ticket.
The
column turned again on Fifty-eighth Street, bunched up into groups that were six across and five deep, and quickly
crossed town to the Sixth Avenue El station, where it broke the line of march
to mount the wooden steps to the special trains. Hal and Herbie crowded
onto the last car of the last train and stood, like their comrades, breathing
hard from the heat, swigging from their canteens.
"When's
eats?" Kid Wendt called to Van Santvoord.
The
young sergeant was stumped. "Cold cuts in the Pennsy cars, I'm told."
"Didj'a
see the sportin' gals cheerin'?" Steers asked Hal.
Hal
watched Lefferts Hutton deep in whispering conversation with Herbie and another
pal of Hutton's, a tiny, wan, willowy fellow named Emmons Ellis,
Jr. Herbie was making friends easily, and Hal was discovering that
the ranks of rich collegians included not just topping-it popinjays but also
these solicitous, brainy fellows.
Herbie
laughed at some wit by Hutton, and Hal winked at his brother.
The morning's progress slowed to a grumbling confusion as the regiment detrained at the Canal Street station and made its way piecemeal to reach West Street and the Desbrosses Ferry of the Pennsylvania Railroad. The relatives and intimate friends of the regiment now dominated the well wishers, and the demonstrations of farewell were emotive. Hal saw young and old women weeping wildly, sobbing in each other's arms, some holding up small children and screaming, "See. Baby's waving at Papa!" and "Oh, dear! Oh, dear!" The older men stood stony, smoking cigarettes, watching women cry out, "My two sons! My two sons!" and "Be good, be a good boy, sweetheart!" and "Don't forget to wear your flannels!" and "Write me, you promised!"
The scramble onto the open-decked ferryboat Chicago was random and sluggish; at last, Hal found room to flop down with his mates on the afterdeck and remove his sweat-soaked felt campaign hat as the ferry sounded its horn to salutes from other ferries.
"Men!"
cried out one of the marquee-handsome, moustached staff officers nearby,
"Colonel Cornelius Vanderbilt sends the personal greetings of General
O'Ryan! And Colonel Schuyler sends the personal greetings of General
Wood! The President put out the call, and the New York National Guard
Sixth Division answers the call, and the New York Seventh is first to the
nation's defense!"
"Who's
that?" Steers asked.
"All
fuckin' high hats," said Wendt.
Hal
answered from his lessons with Mr. Finkelstein, "General Wood gave the order
for us to go today. He got in trouble for saying we weren't trained and
ready." Hal pointed to the quay, where the thousands of onlookers
were now ringed around a phalanx of military uniforms and policemen, standing
between the Pennsylvania Railroad wharf and the United Fruit wharf. "I
suspect the colonels are over there, and one of them's a Vanderbilt and one of
them's a Schuyler, and they are high hats."
Steers
said, "My feet hurt already. Where's my second breakfast?"
Chicago rolled into the wakes of two passing steamers as Hutton moved closer to project his airy voice past the grinding engines and through the whipping wind. "John F. O'Ryan is the New York militia general, not regular Army. Major General Leonard Wood is commander of the Department of the East, out on Governor's Island." Hutton pointed south past the Battery to the broad, crowded harbor. "He's old, and smart, and not politically popular, since he's Colonel Roosevelt's pal from the Rough Riders. The President's people don't like him. General Wood told the newspapers he was acting under direct orders of the Secretary of War--that's Newton Baker, the old Mayor of Cleveland, who's not a military man. Hal's right, General Wood caused himself grief when he talked to the reporters. About us, he said, 'God only knows where they are going,' when they asked him. This didn't please the president. Little about Colonel Roosevelt and his friends pleases the president. And now the Colonel's proposed to raise a volunteer division of twelve thousand men to invade Mexico under his command as a major-general, and he says it in a way to make President Wilson look unprepared and unimportant."
"What
kind of volunteers?" asked Hal.
"The
kind that can ride and shoot, I suppose," said Hutton. "You know Colonel
Roosevelt. This is the campaign season, and the Colonel's backing Judge
Hughes against the president. A lot of politicians want to raise
volunteer regiments. The Democrats think the regiments should be all
Irish, and all German, and the like, like in the Civil War. Like the
Sixty-ninth. Governor Whitman and Mayor Mitchel are against it. No
more hyphens, they say. The hyphens are un-American, they say."
"We're
hyphens, ain't we?" Wendt asked with the flicker of a grin.
"Silk-stockings, ain't we? Get it? Hey? You didn't know I
could spell, didja?"
"Ya
can't and shut yer hole," said Steers.
Hutton,
aiming to be considerate to the giant teamsters, hesitated with a soft
smile. "The Colonel does know his electioneering. He also
knows he's too old to be a major general. He's nearly fifty-eight years
old."
"Teddy
Roosevelt's all right," said Steers. "That sit with you?"
"He's
a great man," said Hutton, whose family was an Oyster Bay neighbor of the
Roosevelt's, whose father had boomed Roosevelt against Hughes.
"Undoubtedly."
"How
about you?" Steers asked Herbie.
Herbie,
gleeful with the boat, the company, nodded and said, "Hal likes him."
"What?"
asked Kid Wendt.
"We
like him," said Hal. "We've seen him more than once at City Hall
Park. He'll speak with any man who speaks to him. He shook Herbie's
hand. And he doesn't act high hat."
Wendt
remarked, "I guess he's all right."
Steers
groaned. "I'm starved. Sea travel makes me."
Four Army aeroplanes with buzzing, roaring engines floated in the sky from the general direction of Brooklyn. It was rare though not unheard of to see aviators over the harbor, as the Army used Governor's Island as a fledgling aerodrome; however, this was clearly meant as a tribute the departing Seventh. Hal watched the quartet slide sideways more than forward in the drafts. They were Curtiss-Wright JNs, called Jennies in the newspapers, tan and yellow wood and canvas tractor-pulled biplanes, with huge propellers, V-12 water-cooled engines visible in the open cowl, painted with stars and the numbers 11, 12, 19, 20 on the fuselages. Only in comparison to a chicken could they be called birdlike. The soldiers at the fantail of the ferry were joyous, pointing, crying out, waving their campaign hats and cheering like baseball fans as the aeroplanes came around to swing two by two, wing to wing together, to flyover the Chicago.
As
they swooped, the aviators raised their gloved hands in farewell. Herbie
was ecstatic, leaping with both arms flapping back. Hal could easily see
the lead aviator, No. 11, grinning brilliantly, white teeth like headlights,
and giving them a slowly delivered salute, a sturdy American signal for
Godspeed, good luck. Hal smiled gently at the gesture, recognizing it as
heartfelt fraternity and robust respect, though it would be for thousands of
miles and several months before Hal realized that, because of his serendipitous
glance above the North River, this was the first time he had ever seen his
lifelong friend, ally, brother-in-arms and eventual brother-in-law, too, John
"Mac" McAdoo.
"That's
for me," Lef Hutton told Hal and Herbie as they disembarked at the tar-reeking
and goods-heaped Pennsylvania Railroad wharf and lined up slowly by
company. "I'm going to join the Aero Club of America when I get to
Princeton, first business."
"The
Aero Club is joining up to the Army," contributed Hutton's pal Emmons Ellis,
Jr. "My father says they're paying $10,000 for a Curtiss-Wright
aircraft and selling them to the Army at $1 each. Those four are probably
some of them. They want to send forty-eight of them to Pershing, and they're
asking for volunteers."
"Have
you been up?" Lef Hutton asked Hal.
Hal
smiled at the cheerful inquiry of a rich man's son. "No."
The
lanky, mustached officer was back; this time, however, the shouting was done by
the fair-haired, pink-faced, slender First Sergeant of Headquarters Company,
another tennis player and much older ex-Knickerbocker Gray named Carrington
Ahern, who was neither loud enough nor clear enough. ". . . and Colonel
Fiske wants you to know, we've promised New York we're ready to detrain and
fight! We'll show those dirty Mex' how the Silk-Stocking Regiment
fights!""
"Shit,
these boys couldn't fight sleep," muttered Bull Steers.
Kid
Wendt laughed, punching the air, "I told ya. Hyphens fightin'!"
Hal
laughed, too. The regiment's officers and sergeants were the most
politely deluded senior gentlemen he'd ever witnessed. Fight with
what? They'd have to provide
ammunition; and many of the boys carried their rifles like golf clubs.
Ahern
continued mumbling, ". . . well, the last two place cars are assigned to us."
"Where're the Pullmans?"
"Look'ee.
Jes' back from Grant's Army!"
Hal
looked across to the uniformly shabby cars of the two passenger sections of the
special trains. Headquarters Company was assigned to the first section of
twenty-five tourist cars. While the Fife and Drum Corps boomed out
favorites with new lyrics sung by the rowdies up front, such as "It's a Long, Long
Way to Carranza!" and "We'll Have a Hot Time in Old Mexico Tonight!" Hal judged
the equipment: the cars were all uniformly paint-peeling, dust-caked,
frame-cracked, ancients. Something had gone wrong with the Pennsy's
inventory. Not only were the officers not to have Pullman sleepers, with
room for their servants, baggage and pets, but also the whole regiment was not
to have more than retired Wagener's with sealed or boarded windows.
The
caterwauling by the well-wishers on the platform was now maudlin. A pep
leader in white linen shirt and trousers with a speaking trumpet marked with a
"P" leapt from the platform to shout, "Three long hoorays for the Seventh
Regiment! Hip-hip . . ."
"Hooooo-rayyyyyy!"
returned the crowd in resonant obedience.
"Mind
your rifles!" Ahern shouted. "Toward the last two cars!"
Bull
Steers was griping, ". . . ain't fit for dead goats."
Now
Hal discovered the genius inside him, the skill that set him apart from the
Seventh's officers and sergeants and made him a natural leader of
men. He was orderly, tidy, fastidious, logical, methodical, territorial,
orthodox, tireless, perspicacious, stubborn, but above all, orderly. He
sought order. He recognized order. He imposed order where there was
none. He knew that order created more order and that the orderly state
created authority.
Hal made his decision and told Steers and Wendt, "Last car, end platform, soon
as they release us."
"Mount
up, by company!" commanded a glamorous officer.
"Follow
me, quickly," said Hal, and he was off for the car's rear steps.
In
the free-for-all that followed the order to get onboard, Hal and Bull Steers
took charge of leading their people, which now included additional
Knickerbocker Greys chums of Lefferts Hutton--not only Ellis but also the compact Fiske Burroughs, Whipple
Pennypacker and Courtney Tripp--and
securing them the best roost available. Hal didn't balk at the decrepit,
moldy, smelly condition of the car. Make it work for us was his
task. Hal chose the end benches, farthest from the W.C., near the
old, damaged Franklin stove. He planted Herbie on the aisle on one
side and Wendt on the other to secure their four-bench terrain, and then stowed
their bedrolls, kit bags underneath the benches, with the rifles stacked
inboard. Hal used his bayonet to force the windows open or lever out the
nails of the boards. The other guardsmen entered reluctantly, as if this
couldn't be true, and bunched up staring at the filthiness, waiting to be told
what to do; yet Van Santvoord was unavailable, gone forward with Ahern and the
other company non-commissioned officers. Hal issued blunt orders all
around him and soon his seven were ship-shape. The others gawked, and
when Hal saw that their discomposure disturbed his arena, he barked directions
to them as well. Steers and Wendt followed Hal's lead by jostling the
boys to obey; and when that didn't transform the car fast enough, Herbie,
Hutton, Ellis, Burroughs, Pennypacker and Tripp pitched in to stow equipment in
Hal's style. Soon, the fully occupied car of sixty guardsmen was settling
in with two privates to a bench; bedrolls, kits and rifles stowed, windows
cleared of grime and opened; floorboard holes plugged, W.C. washed out with an
ancient box of soap flakes they found in its locker, the aisle swept clean
of trash, and a duty roster under way to maintain the W.C.
The
delinquent Van Santvoord emerged from the forward car, bewildered and
gratified, and behind him came the pink-cheeked Ahern, asking Hal, "Who're
you?"
Hal,
in the aisle examining the cracked roof, told him.
Ahern
was eye to eye with Hal, though about half his breadth. "You want to be
one of my sergeants?"
"I
could use the help," Van Santvoord pleaded.
"Tell
'em no," muttered Steers.
"You're
both invited to be sergeants here," said Ahern to Hal and Steers. "They
didn't replace my mess sergeant, who didn't make it back from Nova
Scotia. I'm a mess sergeant short, don't have a quartermaster, have only
corporals in two platoons, and I'm six corporals short in the other platoon,
too, and thirty privates short for the company. If you'll take Jamey's
job,"--he meant Van Santvoord, who
listened passively--"then he can
step up to the mess job."
"What's
sergeant pay?" Hal asked.
Ahern
looked around for answers. "Maybe a dollar a day."
"And
a corporal?"
Ahern
guessed, "Seventy cents?"
"What
do you get?" Hal asked.
Ahern
was frustrated. "I don't know. I guess more than a
dollar. What of it?"
Without
answering, or providing even a grunt of ambiguity, Hal and Steers left Ahern to
speak ineffectively to the three squads in their car while Hal looked out the
rear platform to confirm that the next car was the most important in the first
section, the corned beef car, where the tinned goods and hardtack were stowed
floor to ceiling. The rumor on the ferry and in the yards was that there
would be no hot meals till the border.
"This'll
be a hungry trip," Hal told Steers, "and we'll need opportunities." Hal
reasoned, "Everyone sent back for cold cuts in First and Second Battalion
has to go past us, and then come back past us again, loaded up with corned
beef."
"I like it," said Steers, "We're last on, but first to the eats. You got
sharp thoughts."
"Nothing
crooked. Useful." They dismounted purposefully, walked to the end of the
second section and then over the tracks to the baggage section, by a 2-10-2
Sante Fe locomotive, No. 8363, a veteran Pennsy dynamo and its heaped-full coal
car, hauling thirty freight rolling stock: flatbed, stock cars and boxcars with
a battered caboose. Depot men swinging crates onto the gangplanks were
still loading a half-dozen boxcars. Hal and Steers walked down the line
to the stock cars, loaded with the officer's saddle horses, the teamster's
draught horses, and the treasured mules. Steers called, "Those're the
wagons, that's our'n," and they peered onto the last flatbed.
Hal
climbed up to inspect under a tarpaulin. "That's what I wanted to
see." Hal meant the two Willys-Overlands tied down among the wagon beds,
stacks of wagon wheels, spare parts, ironmonger's tools. "Those're my
meal ticket for as long as possible."
Whistles
sounded plaintively from the locomotives to hurry the loaders. Hal and
Steers hopped to the end of the section and to the trainmen's car, the caboose.
"You
boys lost?" asked a trainman from platform; he was smoking; he expectorated
manfully. "Your car's back that way."
"I'm
Bull Steers of Fulton Street."
"I
know you?"
"Not
well enough to speak poor to, Father Spit."
"Bugger
off, lad," said the trainman.
Hal
remarked, "We want those two automobiles and the livery well-handled. We
want you sober next time we check."
After one o'clock, amid screaming civilians and hooting factory whistles, the first section finally departed the yard, with the second and third sections to follow in ten-minute intervals. "Texas!" came the cry. "Faster!" was the answer, a breeze finally through the car as men opened their tunics and wet their foreheads. Everyone was hungry, calling out for supper. And since Ahern did not have an answer, Hal asked his people close at hand to use their private supplies. Parcels of food sent by mothers and sweethearts and the hotel kitchen passed down the benches. Cigarettes and pipes--college men liked pipes--lit up in the gusts. Hal settled by Herbie and watched the vast, white-capped blue water of the harbor and then the blunt, slender towers of the New York skyline vanish behind the bluffs of easternmost New Jersey.
On the Newark platform, four clergymen stood waving their black bowler hats with their congregations behind them; at Linden, four small boys with a faded forty-six star flag fired cap guns in salute; down the road, a man without arms leaped in tribute; at Rahway, spry young women waved American flags and cheered at the thick-haired, grinning upper torsos of the boys hanging daredevil fashion from the windows. On rolled the three special sections, on past the gloriously summery afternoons of Metuchen, New Brunswick, Franklin Park, Deans, Monmouth Junction, Plainsboro, Princeton Junction, and Lawrence to slow to a walk through the Trenton station and over the Delaware and on to sunbathed Pennsylvania. Soiled factory men, giggling shop girls, bent-backed plowmen, hat-waving horsemen, naked boys out of the swimming holes, bearded veterans in their July fourth clothes hanging with ribbons and pins, church choirs in their maroon robes, town hall and Grange Hall staffs bearing a community banner, idle trainmen, worn switchmen, all manner of flags with forty-eight or forty-six or forty-five, forty-four or forty-three stars, and one Old Glory with faded pink and purple stripes and thirty-eight stars, stood by and waved or cheered or just stared.
"What's
thirty-eight stars?" Hal asked Hutton.
Tiny
Emmons Ellis knew the answer; removing his eyeglasses to clean the cinders, he
recited, "Nevada was the thirty-sixth, Nebraska the thirty-seventh, Colorado
the thirty-eighth."
"And forty-three?" asked Hal for the fun of the inquiry.
Ellis
ticked off five states with the digits of his left hand, "North Dakota, South
Dakota, Montana, Washington, within days in '89. Idaho the next
year. Forty-three."
"Bookworms," teased Wendt, "Goin' to fight Mex with bookworms. I'll heave
books."
A
phenomenon Hal noted along the road was that no onlooker remained seated as the
special appeared, the locomotives sounding the howling whistle through the chuff-chuff-chuff at each crossing and depot, everyone springing up as
if at the pledge of allegiance at school, men with hats on their breasts, or
veterans saluting, veterans tended in wheelchairs saluting. Onto the
direct route across the Schuylkill river, bypassing central Philadelphia, on to
the shimmering green fields of knee-high silky corn; to
Frazer and then into the emerald and purple afternoon of wheat fields, weaving
though the richest acres of Lancaster County's Pomeroy, Parkesburg, Lenovel,
Atglen, Christiana, Gap, Kinzer, Leaman Place, Gordonville, Ronk, the Amish
Bird-in-Hand, where plowmen waved thanksgiving and peace. Then Witmer, and through the big town
of Lancaster to the Susquehanna River Valley to E-town, the Elizabethtown
Anabaptist center; and then Harrisburg by twilight and a waiting reception
committee on the platform for their first official halt.
A brass band blared "Stars and Stripes Forever" up ahead, and Hal leaned out to look down the line. There were thousands of Pennsylvanians waiting in the gentle gold and pink twilight at the platform of a huge, three-storey cottage-built depot. The crowd was frantically waving straw hats and small American flags and cheering like a stadium. It's an excited country, Hal thought, and it's filled with healthy, unblinkered people who like to celebrate and demonstrate.
"We're
with you boys!" called the Pennsylvanians. "Show 'em who we
are!" called another. "Hooray-ayyyyy for the Seventh!"
"Girls!"
cried a soldier.
Five
hundred male faces leaped to the open windows as a battalion of young woman in
glowing white blouses, gray and black voile skirts, their hair piled high with
combs and tucked beneath festooned straw hats, came parading out of the depot
arm in arm, by twos and threes, carrying oversized straw baskets filled with
surprises, spreading through the shed, down the steps, onto Market Street as it
crossed the tracks at Fifth Street.
"Have
you got room for us at home!" called the boys.
"Hoorrayyy!"
cried the girls.
"What's
your name, gorgeous?"
"Do
you want sandwiches? What kind?"
"Hey,
hey, we want you to come back here!" called the boys.
Hal,
at the windows with his campaign hat out for the daring girls who dashed close
along the road heaving their presents to the boys, used his free hand to pass
Herbie small parcels of sandwiches, apples and tomatoes, and a handful of rock
candy and then another of Klein bars. Hal told the shy Hutton and his friends
to get their hats out; he saw Steers and Wendt already chatting with several
tall older girls who looked worshipful.
"Herbie,
give me the kit bags empty!" Hal ordered. There was one slender,
black-haired, black-cat-eyed beauty who stared at Hal until he stared back;
then she gave an instantaneous small pink-lipped smile before she lowered a
curtain of lashes over her black eyes.
"Hello!"
Hal shouted. He stopped himself. Respectful, he thought
"Come
on board!" called the boys.
"Come
to Mexico with us!"
"Want
to join?"
The
ecstasy of imagination felt like only moments, though it was a fifteen-minute
stopover, and then the Sante Fe locomotive whistled and chuffed and jerked
forward. Hal watched the white blouses until they merged into a long
bright stream, and then he turned his head to look ahead, where the dozen
tracks merged, crossed and parted again into two main routes to the west, one
to Lake Erie and Chicago, another to cross and follow the river to its source in
the burly green Appalachians. They were Mississippi-bound.
Hal's thoughts were jumbled. He and Herbie and the others shared the
Harrisburg cheeses and cold chicken, stowed the rest neatly. Hal directed
them to get out their blankets for the chill mountain air, helped Herbie tuck
into the floor at his feet, then settled in for a cramped, aching night of
banging up the road grades. Closing his eyes, Hal fixed on the image of
the shockingly friendly smile of that beautiful, unknown, lost, black-haired
girl with the feline eyes. "The Girl I Left Behind Me," Hal hummed
affectionately, and after a stanza, Herbie joined in with a tenor
hum.
Cold
beans, dry bread, roasting cars, no ice, bad backs, all was ignored on the
second day for the joy of the locomotive race to St. Louis between the
Pennsylvania Railroad specials carrying the Seventh and the New York Central's
specials carrying the Seventy-first Regiment, which had
departed hours before the Seventh left Jersey City. On the first day it
had seemed a trifle: something for the newspapermen on board, an invention to
portray the scale of the challenge to deploy, for the first time in America's
one hundred forty years, an entire division of militia within days, led by
these two prime, lauded, spirited regiments already on the road. On the second pell-mell day of rolling
through torrid cornfields, however, it became a fierce concern for every man in
the cars. Now the demand was for where the 71st was
reported? Now the demand was over what constituted victory? Must
all special sections arrive together, or only the first to reach the St. Louis
yards? --a complication obliged by the
fact that that 7th's second section had been delayed by a hot box
outside of Pittsburgh and was now running behind the baggage section.
Mostly now, the demand was for speed.
At
Richmond, across the Indiana border, as the locomotive paused for coal, the
guardsmen were modestly grateful that the entire town had turned out on a
scorching Thursday afternoon to salute the special --although no one disguised his frustration at the slow
pace of heartfelt patriotism. Led by one of Roosevelt's Progressive
Party stalwarts, Mayor William Robbins, with flags flapped like stalks, fully
thousands at the Pan Handle depot stood hatless and weepy as the brass band
played the Star-Spangled Banner.
"Damn,
what now?" cried out the boys when an officer detrained in respect to the
tribute.
"At
last, get on, make steam!" they cried when the train whistle sounded.
The delay at Indianapolis was mostly acceptable--chiefly because the Seventy-first was reported trailing well behind at Richmond--when they were invited off the ancient cars for another special section made up of the promised Pullman sleepers for the officers and tourist sleepers for the enlisted, all except two of the older-style tourist day cars, at the end of the twenty-one cars. In burst of cagey, timely aggression, Hal led his handful across the platform to the new section, followed by the entire car of boys who had obeyed him since Jersey City, now spontaneously and deeply attached to Hal's leadership and sense of proportion. Hal in a snap chose one of the fresh Pullman tourist sleepers, leading the way to secure their car with Steers at one end, Wendt at the other to chase off the curious. Hal ordered the privates and corporals to sweep the aisles, stow the packs and rifles, clean the windows, wash the W.C., get the stove cleaned for fires when they found kindling. "Set it right," Hal told those who hesitated or slumped, "each man give a hand, quickly, no smoking, move it! And I want the can mopped out again. Bull, get those two boys to find us a pail and mop in the depot! And soap, hear me!" And, "Kid, into the depot, and grab what they have for kindling!" When sergeants Ahern and Van Santvoord came through, looking to exchange their car for this newly shipshape and commodious one, asking if anyone had seen their Pullman porter, Hal ignored them and called for lights out as soon as possible. He wanted his car secure before the special jerked forward. "Get the upper berths down! Herbie, help them, show them how! Lef, show them! Choose -- choose, quickly. Double up when you can. You can do it. Make the aisle clear for the left over sleepers. Hurry. Lights out in three minutes! No smoking! We're going to sleep!" The stop at Terre Haute after midnight, more band-playing, speechifying, choir serenading, was easy to ignore in the cars thick and filled with blanket-wrapped, dozing, unwashed men; but the boys did let out some vulgar remarks at the townspeople rapping on the car windows to pass in tobacco and cups of tea, and there was a moaning of, "Damned Hoosiers, prattling and sobbing, let a man sleep," as the special huffed again across the state line and through the southern Illinois night of a half-moon over the corn and sweet victory across the Mississippi rail bridge and into the yards of North St. Louis at first light.
The Seventh lead section special paused again, overlong this time because of the threatened failure of a drawbar on one of the lead cars; also, the trainmen were adding more Pullmans for the two companies of the second battalion that had been left in the old tourist cars. The boys awoke in poor, discouraged, unwashed moods and were stretching, banging the upper berths back to their daytime position, clearing the benches and aisle of debris and clothing, and generally complaining of the wait--just sitting there as the sun began the baking of the roof--when the cars finally careened into motion again into the depot, where the switch to the new Pullmans for companies E and F was to take place.
"How
you doin'?" Hal asked Herbie, who'd slept in his choice, left-sided fetal curl
at Hal's feet as they'd shared a lower berth, which was manageable and
fair-minded given the number of boys who'd balked at sharing.
"I'm
hungry." Herbie studied the folds on his khaki trousers
"Got
that right," said Steers from his extended sleep on a day bench.
"I
can smell coffee," said Hutton.
"So
can I," said Ellis, to which the other teaspoon-sized, piously attentive,
surprisingly resilient and game Knickerbocker Grays agreed readily:
Pennypacker, Tripp, and a fellow so fresh-faced he looked about ten years old
and who penciled everything he heard in a reporter's notebook, Fiske Burroughs,
the IVth, from West Ninetieth Street and Newburgh, a not-so-secret nephew of
the regimental commander.
"Fat-arsed
weak-backed officers, I'm sure they've got theirs," said Bull Steers.
"Here's
Bull 'Wobblies' again," mocked Kid Wendt.
"Like
shit I'd wait for those ass-kissin' boys," explained Steers
"We've
got a sound stove, which is more'n we had in the other car," Hal argued,
ignoring the Steers and Wendt tussle, only partially in jest, with some bite,
over the IWW, as 'way too early in the morning for sense. "We lack
kindling," said Hal, as Wendt had been unable to find anything at Indianapolis
to burn in the old stoves. "If we can find something to burn, then what we need
is coffee beans to grind. We could use a coffee pot, I suppose."
"And
a chef--I can handle it in a pinch,"
said Lefferts Hutton, "and soft-boiled eggs, and anchovy toast with eggs,
scalloped eggs for you, Herbie--you
beat up the eggs to a froth, pour them evenly on a bed of ham, season with
onion and parsley--and baked
salmon with cream sauce, a spinach pie . . ." Hutton recited from his
summertime menu at Bar Harbor, "and sausages, about this high, three dozen
flapjacks, make those blueberry flapjacks, and maple syrup."
They
also lacked a sleeping car porter; one appeared in due course for the first
time, following a trail of other Pullman porters who had come on at
Indianapolis with the change of cars. The black-faced line of porters was
in turn followed by a parade of pink-faced, unshaven mess sergeants and
never-shaved privates bearing trays, plates, sacks, pails; they had been sent
through the cars to fetch what breakfast supplies existed in the rations car
now three cars back from Hal's car--back
behind the new cars for E and F company.
"More
beans and strawberry jam, boys, whatch'a think?"
"We
gave the hash to the goat--and he gave
it back!"
The
food provided on the trip had been so irresponsibly unfit--canned beans and hardtack after Harrisburg, boiled
old coffee outside of Altoona, cold hash and bread across the Ohio state line
at Mingo Junction, warm old boiled coffee at Columbus, strawberry jam and bread
at Indianapolis with coffee too viscous and bowel-destroying to risk--that without the cakes and cookies from the New York
hotels and Knickerbocker Greys's family kitchens, without the sandwiches, fruit
and treats at Harrisburg, they would now be sinking from starvation as well as
a new outbreak of dehydration and diarrhea in the car.
"Who's
got the coffee?" demanded Steers, removing his campaign hat from his stubbly,
cinder and smoke-stained, red-eyed
face. "That's real coffee! I can smell it. Roasted beans!"
The porter for their car, a stout Negro, gray through his whiskers, no hair on
his pate, huge hands absent two fingers, walked like a rocking horse down the
aisle, looking over how the boys had treated themselves and his equipment last
night; at the toilet, now freshly scoured under Hal's command of the duty
roster, the porter stood by with a sagging, troubled posture; he twisted his
hands together. He reached down to help Ellis and Pennybacker straighten
their bench seat. He answered questions from Fiske Burroughs, who wrote
down his exact words.
"Can
you give us a moment of advice?" Hal spoke up to the porter.
"They
already told me I was going to be court-martialed. And shot."
"What's
that?"
The
porter, whose name was Maurice Bell, from New Orleans, told them that "the
General" had accused the sleeping car porters of shirking their duty and
violating their oath of allegiance to the United States of America because he'd
discovered Bell and a number of the other porters--perhaps all the porters--in a card game in an unoccupied compartment of the
third Pullman car. "We told him that our night's not to hector the
passengers." Bell modulated his heavily-laden, Louisiana basso-profundo
voice to a measured baritone with sharp
consonants equivalent to that of the fellow he'd encountered, "If you don't get
busy around these cars, says he, you'll be held as military prisoners,
court-martialed and shot."
Lefferts
Hutton asked, "Who said shot?"
Bell
pointed to the sleeve, and made the stripes of a red brassard indicating a
first sergeant. "No, no, the General, we'n told him, we didn't take no
oath of allegiance. We left your baggage alone, right where you put it."
"What
rubbish," said Hutton. Bull Steers
and Kid Wendt haw-hawed.
Hal spoke candidly
to Bell, who was not confident he'd not been mocked before, or wasn't being
mocked now: "You're in our car, and no one's gonna bother you. Battalion sergeants don't come back
here, and our first sergeant does what we tell him to do, and we don't have a
mess sergeant, and we haven't seen our platoon sergeant since Richmond. We're in need of kindling, and coffee
beans, and maybe a stove, and maybe some genuine food. What do you say, Mr. Bell?"
"You're askin'
this boy?" Wendt teased. "He's to
be executed in Texas."
"That will be the
end of that talk, Mr. Wendt," said Hal.
"Oh, well, so you
say," Kid Wendt returned clumsily.
"I do," said
Hal. He set his face up into
Bell's. Hal waited for Bell to
judge him. Herbie leaned close to
hear Bell's response. Herbie's
crooked, toothy, chubby cheeked and ravenous smile was what Bell studied.
"And we can pay,"
Hal pronounced in a timely fashion, telling Bull Steers, Kid Wendt and Lef
Hutton to collect a dollar from each man who could pay in the car.
Mr. Bell had a
deal to say for cash money, lovely five dollar bills and silver dollars, and a
great deal of common sense to add for no charge. As the special regained its forward motion in the bottomless
heat of the morning, snaking and jerking through the yards and onto the
switches that directed it into the train shed, Mr. Bell had so much to say that
he was soon Hal's mess sergeant.
Before they departed the St. Louis depot, just before 7 am, Mr. Bell
brought them three pounds of coffee beans he'd sent a runner for from the
depot; and when they picked up speed again, Bell showed them a locked box of
kindling wood in the porters compartment and provided not one but three coffee
pots and a half dozen mugs. Soon,
fresh Costa Rican coffee beans, arriving daily from New Orleans -- with high
fine acidity, commented Emmons Ellis as he ground them in a porcelain bowl -
and with a body and an aroma that made the car into a coffee house when boiling
water was poured over them. The
coffee was son ready to be consumed along with the unpopular strawberry jam for
fresh bread that Mr. Bell had ordered and paid for to be delivered from the
depot mess - along with a dozen hard-boiled eggs and a pair of soft-boiled for
Herbie. This sudden feast
satisfied their worst peckishness as the special began again to wend its way
through the dozens of tracks outside of the depot, 740 am, and to find the open
signal for the Katy road - the mighty Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railroad that
would carry it to west to Sedalia, then southwest to Oklahoma onto the San
Antonio road. At least the open
windows brought a musky corn-rich boiled breeze through the car. The estimate was that it was over one
hundred degrees out there, as flaming hostile a day as imaginable where you can
still see oak trees, cornfields, rivers and ponds. Presently, the locomotive slowed at a crossroads of
spare, wind-battered buildings and a sidetrack with a yard, for watering and
coaling, and for the officers Pullmans to be stocked with ice. Mr. Bell was on the spot with
information about where to send runners for fresh supplies from the crossroads. This vanquished looking collection of
shacks was a town named Mokane.
The companies were turned out of the cars for their first organized
stretching ad exercising since New York.
Word came from the front cars that it was Colonel Fiske's toweringly brainy
notion, supported by his delirious staff officers, that the platoons should
conduct a brisk walk in cadence over the rolling terrain of Mokane - a farming
village otherwise famous, they were told repeatedly, for being the home of the
bandits the Younger brothers. The
heat made the roasted grass and bushes sing with crickets and a peculiar
sizzling. The sleep-deprived
Ahern requested that Headquarters Company assemble by its two platoons, and
that the platoons close up to form a phalanx of four across, fifteen deep. Van Santvoord asked them, "Are
you ready? Count off?"
Hal told Herbie
and his handful, "Mind your pace!
Speak up if you start to feel weak!"
Thirty minutes
later, Colonel Fisk and his professorial staff redoubled their genius in how to
train men in a heat wave and ordered double time to return to the cars. The tennis star regimental sergeant,
Smith, looked over his charges - the officers were not along to interfere with
their own precocious inandations -- and barked a hoarse request to the
battalions. At the top of a rise,
when they could see the town swimming hole, and the chugging, watering Sante Fe
locomotive, under a cloudless aquamarine with only a pale humpbacked moon to
mar the sizzling canvas, unlucky and uncomplaining Pennypacker collapsed as if
he'd been clubbed and his pal Fiske Burroughs tripped over him. Hal heard the crash of the rifles on
the concrete like dust and halted the unit by calling to Ahern and Van
Santvoord, "Man down!" Before
Ahern could turn back to help the flummoxed Van Santvoord, two more boys
collapsed with trembling, dry heaving.
Ahern reached Pennypacker before he too dumbly sank into a sitting
position in the dust, his docile fair face swollen scarlet from heat
prostration. Headquarters Company,
at the rear of the columns, broke ranks in confusion; in moments it was not
alone leveled on the roadside, joined by the whole khaki line of six hundred
that was breaking down as if a wind was snapping off sunflowers. "Water!" "Doctor!" The
sounds of wretching were part of the epidemic, along with the clatter of packs
and Springfields tossed, hoarse voices begging assistance, and always a low,
gasping heaving as the boys bent over the theirs and suffered. Ahern and Van Santvoord stood by in
dumb puzzlement. Hal could not
wait the longer for such simpletons, and started barking orders to get the
collapsed boys to the car; and by the time Hal was satisfied with the
arrangements onboard, Bell had arrived with recruits of eleven local Negro
children delivering boxes of fruit, cheese, fresh milk and cream, cans of
tomatoes, beets, fourteen loaves of bread and a half dozen two-day old
molasses, rhubarb green apple, fried peach, amber and jelly pies and a box of
poor man's pudding sweet potato pudding, peach pudding. Hal had also sent out a well-financed
Kid Wendt with assistants to join the other squads search the town for edibles;
and the chief success of the last half hour was to get abundant ice into their
Pullman and set Herbie and Hutton in charge of the ice cream making.
Before departing,
Hal did experience an uncomfortable long moment, while waiting for his last
foraging team to return with fruit from Mr. Bell's friends - "what Wendt
insisted upon shouting out was "the Coffeeville of Mokane" and calling it out
to Mr. Bell and the other porters - when word came via shouts from knot of boys
up ahead that there was trouble at the swimming hole.
"Drowned," was what Hal heard faintly, and when he looked around, he was taken with the sudden possibility that Herbie had gone off with Hutton to find more cream from the town. "Drowned in six feet," he heard again. Hal felt the chill of terror as he launched himself off the platform to the dust, calling, "Who?" with a dry mouth until he stopped himself and recovered his strength. Herbie was rocking up the bank under the weight of a barrel of ice, a grin as large as the sun on his beautiful, shining, sweaty face.
Mr. Maurice Bell
of New Orleans provided more supplies at the shorter stops through the burning
day, at Sedalia, at Parsons and then, across the Oklahoma State line as the
night cooled them down, at Vinita in Indian Territory, where they could see
shrunken Cherokees or Creeks or Choctaws, no one could tell, sleeping on the
platforms. On through the moonlit
Big Cabin, Adair, Prior Creek, Chouteau, Ft. Gibson, across the Arkansas River
to Muskogee, across the Canadian River to a daybreak stop for water, coal and
ice at McAlister, where they were permitted off the train for another exercise,
though under a cloudy sky, without either the heat or the cadence
marching. McAllister was also the
first time the regiment had seen Mexicans in number, more than one hundred and
fifty soot-stained, axe-handle sized Mexican track laborers standing silently
in the yard. The regiment tossed
cigarettes to their raised hands, with mocking cries from the battalions
of "How do you fight off their
fleas?" and "They must've washed last year!" On McAllister's East Choctaw Street, where there were more
dogs and mules than people, Hal and his platoon paused with others to listen to
an ancient, greasy drover who said he was P.F. Sutton, and that his regiment,
the 52nd Illinois, had been at Culpepper Courthouse in Virginia
alongside the 7th.
"Couldn't have
been this 7th," Emmons Ellis returned.
"I was at
Gettysburg," Sutton returned as proof of his fifty-one year old
recollection. "The 7th
weren't at Gettysburg. P.F Sutton
was! P.F. Sutton remembers!"
The uncanny
billowing white clouds to the south extended across the unending horizon and
soon transformed into layered bands of leaden blue below and a brighter white
band above, topped by gray, seamless pile of rain-laden storm clouds. Sudden, crushing, short-lived downpours
struck the cars twice as they rolled at thirty-five miles per hour through the
Choctaw Nation, the soggy Limestone Gap, Atoka, Caney, Caddo, Durant, Colbert,
and then the heavens poured a cascade on the roadbed as they crossed the
surging Red River into Texas and stopped at Denison for a walk in a now
drenched day. Hal was feeling
confident of his car: enroute the officers had walked through again for an
inspection of the men and equipment, each of the privates answering about his
rifle correctly, all gear stowed neatly, the aisles uncluttered, swept. Also, Hal used the pool of ready money
to pay Bell to bring back something the could heat for supper; and the porter
returned from a Denison hotel with a sixteen pound cured beef ham blanketed
with ground black pepper mixed in a molasses paste. "Slice it thin, sir!"
Bell admonished. "Cut
across the grain. Don't need to
broil, or frizzle. Just slice and
eat raw!"
At Dallas, late in the gray daylight, the gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce, dressed in their Palm Beach whites, greeted the officers on the platform while Hal directed his people to get the berths down for a wet night. The special chugged again past the oil lamps of Hutchins, Palmer... then - Hal nodding off at the rhythmic rattle of the wheels and the splashing rain on the windows -- Hammond, Calvert and Hearne.... then again discord awoke Hal, and he found Maurice Bell and several other porters, solemn, felicitous, neatly uniformed and broad men like Bell, stepping over supplies and bringing along a tall Negro private, introducing him as J.L. Cox, of Troop K, Tenth Cavalry, who had missed out on the gunfight the week before at Carrizal because he'd been on furlough.
"Stowaway, the
General called him," said Bell, explaining in adoring gesticulations that Cox
had sneaked on the train at Dallas.
"No, sir, Private Cox's
headin' back to troop.
General says we can feed him, and you got the best table, Mr.
Coolidge. Any smoked ham
left? Private Cox, made his mouth
water, when I tell him."
"Hey, now,
shit." Wendt stirred in his sleep
and spied the black faces.
Steers awoke,
thirsty, fractious, crude:
"What're you at with the darkies, Hal Coolidge?"
Hal measured the
other boys staring from their berths or seats at the porters and tall, hungry
Cox. On the one hand, the
Knickerbocker Grays were too religiously civil and effortlessly well-mannered,
too archly secretive in their prejudices, to speak up that they didn't want a
delegation of Negroes in their car; they were accustomed to servants, however
dark servants were not preferred in New York, not this close to the young
gentlemen's pockets and weapons.
The collegians did reveal their opinion in sighs and disapproving
glances, turning over in their sleep, sniffing, groaning. On the other hand, Hal wanted
information about the border. It
was an economic equation to Hal, who was a matter of fact, Yankee Doodle plain
spoken, practical thinker.
The advantage to Hal was immediate, unparalleled and most of all,
profitable. The disadvantage was
negligible and fleeting.
Hal told Bell,
"Yes."
At full light, the
rain stopped, through Austin and a brief stop for and into the stock yards at
San Antonio, several acres of steers stamping in the wet dust, the special was
passed onto the road for the St. Louis, Texas and Brownville Railroad to the
border; and there was a long delay as they were watered and iced for the last
leg. Also, the news came through
the cars that they were directed not to the Brownsville depot, but rather to
another, smaller town to the west of Brownsville, along the Rio Grande river -
a place called McAllen.
"McAllen is where
we're headed, you know of it?" Hal asked the now well served, much relaxed Cox,
seated on a bench with the layout of breakfast around him. Hal had ordered Cox to sit in such a
way that everyone could hear his remarks.
And once they'd returned the car to acceptable tidiness, brewed coffee,
divided the last of the pies, puddings, and fruit, jam and bread, and the
remains of the ham, the Knickerbocker Greys had suspended their disregard,
temper and sullen disgust for the company of Negroes and crowded close to
overhear Private James Cox for an interview of polite perspicuity while
everyone shared what was left and ate with their fingers.
"Sure, do. Border town. Not much.
Depot. Telephone. Mostly a
passin' through place. And now it got da New York National Guard." Cox was long legged and
short-spoken. The porters idolized
him, as the Tenth Cavalry was a famous all-colored regiment, a fifty-year
reputation as Buffalo Soldiers; and the Tenth Cavalry was now a sensational
part of the news because it had been cut up badly by a Mexican Federales
machine gun ten days before at the Mexican mesa village named Carrizal. Cox had missed the Carrizal gunfight,
and was just returned from a twenty-day furlough. He'd boarded the special to save himself the fare to
Brownsville. He took another
cigarette from Fiske Burroughs, who was recording every word in his notebook.
"What about the
Mexican Army - the Federales - are they near McAllen?" asked Lefferts Hutton.
Cox shook his
head, negative. "Only Mex' near
Brownsville and the like is diggers and the like. Y'know, campesinos, evil lookin' dirty faced rattlesnakes
who work for eats."
"Why are they
putting us there?" Hutton asked.
"You boys start
askin' why da Army does what it does...well...." Cox shrugged to the satisfied laughter of the four porters
in the aisle.
"Can you tell us
about Carrizal?" asked Lefferts Hutton, widening his eyes.
"Weren't dere,"
said Cox.
"What's a nigger
gonna know?" muttered Wendt loudly.
"What does your rude
inquiry accomplish, Mr. Wendt?" asked Burroughs. "I ask in seriousness.
All any of us can know of Carrizal is what we have read in the newspaper
reports in the last week. To
expect Mr. Cox to know more is to expect the total supernatural."
"It accomplishes,
shithead, what I say," growled Kid Wendt.
Hal leaned forward
and allowed his dark eyes to aim at Wendt. Hal waited for Wendt to look away, and when he did, Hal
whispered, "O.K."
Steers kicked
Wendt hard enough to make him spill his coffee mug. "Shut yer hole and listen to them that can read, Kid."
Cox chewed and
added to Burroughs, "What I hear
we got sent up at a machine gun,"
"Carrizal is a
village in the high desert in Chihuahua Province," began Fiske Burroughs from
his notes, "about three hundred miles to the northwest from here. Mountainous plateau of ravines, naked
bounders, dried run-offs, narrow, shallow streams they call rivers, a sense of
flatness because everything is twelve hundred feet high. It's called a mesa. Where Pershing and the expedition have
been chasing Villa. The newspaper
accounts," continued Fiske Burroughs with a brisk, confident tone, "which are
decidedly incomplete, not researched in the field, certainly not informed by more
than the surviving, available American officers, say that General Pershing
learned that Villa could be captured at Carrizal. A week ago, Wednesday, the twenty-first. Two undermanned troop, C and K, of the
Tenth Cavalry, Colored, about eighty-four men, with three officers, arrived at
the outskirts of Carrizal before dawn, and formed up around 630 in the morning
in an open field, southeast of the town.
Captain Boyd of the Tenth parleyed with the Federales commander and,
according to Captain Morey, the surviving officer's account to generals Pershing
and Funston, written while Morey was hiding from the Mexicans later that same
day, Captain Boyd received permission to enter the town. The Mexican force is said to have been
as large as seven hundred men, with a machine gun. Boyd, for unexplained cause, was fearful of an ambush. Leaving his horses, he formed up his
attack on foot and advanced to within three hundred yards of the Mexican line,
when the shooting started. A
running gunfight continued for over and hour. The Federales flanked the Americans and chased off their
horses. After nine o'clock in the
morning, K troop started to fall back, then C Troop. The troopers fled all day and into the night, when Eleventh
Cavalry found stragglers. Many
dead and wounded. Captain Morey
survived by walking all night and finding a mud hole, then an abandoned
campsite for food. The Mexicans
captured two dozen of the Tenth."
"What happened to
Boyd?" asked Lefferts Hutton.
"Reported dead,"
said Burroughs. "Lieutenant Adair
is also reported dead. The first
report said that the Mexicans killed them specially, after the death of their
commander, Gomez."
"Shit," said
Steers.
Burroughs asked Cox, "Do you know any
of the names of the dead enlisted men, or the prisoners?"
"Knows 'em,
right," Cox replied, and stopped talking.
"Who shot first?"
Hal asked; he watched the faces of the boys; they were both astonished and
confused that this man, Cox, could easily have been dead out there in the
Mexican dust - that it was a peculiar fate that he'd been spared.
"That's the
question," said Steers, "hey, Kid?"
"First fist, aye,"
said Wendt.
Cox shrugged and
ate from the remains on his lap of the cold amber pie, sweet potato pudding,
mush bread, and apple custard. Hal
saw Cox did not place significance at the cant remarks of Irishmen; Hal saw he
didn't seem to care at all at who shot first; Hal saw that Co was hungry and
enjoying his luck.
Fisk Burroughs
responded, "According to Captain Morey, the Federales opened fire. The Federales say they were
attacked. Perhaps. Captain Morey says that Boyd expected
the Mexicans to flee. There's a
story that says Villa was present in the hills nearby and watched the gunfight
between his adversaries and laughed."
Hutton asked, "You
believe that?"
"I report what I
read in the newspapers," said Burroughs, writing the more.
"What about you,
Private Cox?" Hutton asked Cox.
Cox shrugged, "Maybe dat Villa, he's a ghost. We chasin' him since March, and what we
found is nuttin.' Like a ghost, nuttin'."
"The last reliable
report of Villa," said Fiske Burroughs, "is that he was wounded in a gunfight,
by one of his own people, and that he's either recuperating or dying."
Mention of Villa,
the florid, notorious, cinematic, spectacularly politically astute General
Pancho Villa, patriot, candidate, soldier, horseman, bandit, legend, ignited
general comment in many voices, questions about Villa's whereabouts, remarks
about the likelihood that Villa was long deceased and that General Pershing was
chasing a legend, disputes as to the reliability of the Carranza government
that had made Villa an outlaw after treating with him as an ally, the profound,
enervating mystery of Mexican politics, why it was called "sick," why the
United States Army could not subdue an ill-armed, unfed, vastly outnumbered gang
- all this, in addition to thoughts about food, the heat, and how long till
they reached McAllen, all this was eventually supplanted by just one speaker,
the scholarly, judicious, and decidedly over-educated, over-thoughtful Lefferts
Hutton, who was explaining himself to Hal and Herbie but was eventually
addressing the whole audience.
Hutton's speech began soft, serene, and then took on the cautious,
sincere sound of a much older, wiser man, a graybeard of his father's
generation, who was accustomed to the irony of history: "I don't believe Villa
was anywhere near Carrizal, and that sort of rumor is self-important talk, to
make excuses for us and to vilify the Mexicans," said Hutton. "It's all very well after the fact to
say that you had information that Villa was here or there, yet this is not the
first time General Pershing has sent elements of his Punitive Force into a
town, and it's not the first, or tenth time, that our cavalry has come across
the Federales. But it is the first
time that two allies have found a six hour running gun battle, without any
attempt to call a ceasefire, just banging away at each other, seeing the others
uniforms and flags. I think
it was a failure of command on both sides. I think the American officers owe explanations for why they
forced the confrontation, when they could see the opposition was
Federales. And the Mexican
officers, inexcusable, to open fire on the American cavalry, on the American
flag. And for this, I think
President Wilson finds himself in a quandary."
"If that means
he's stuck his face in the wrong saloon- haw haw!" roared Wendt.
"It means,"
continued Hutton softly, "that the President sent us to the border, and to the
brink of a war with Mexico, because of a gunfight between friends. Carrizal, the disaster and fright at
Carrizal, the headlines about Carrizal, that's why we got the rush to get on
the cars and come out here.
Carrizal, and Carrizal alone was the straw. The United States and Mexico agree that Villa is a
blackguard and a nuisance - not a profound nuisance, not a weighty danger, just
a nuisance, like bad weather, or a bad crop. The United States and Mexico agree that there is nothing to
fight over. The United States and
Mexico agree that in such a war, the United States will win and Mexico will
lose, just as has happened before.
And what is to be discovered?
Not one thing. The
President knows that to attack Mexico is a brutal, impulsive, thoughtless thing
of itself. Like attacking a stupid
old cur. What do you gain? Mexico can't resist a month. Our Navy will close Tampico and Vera
Cruz. Our Army will march straight
to Mexico City. Three months, four. And the President will have chased the
ancient, inept Carranza, smashed the poorly equipped Federales, and won a
small, small war. No glory, no
meaning. I won't say
dishonorable. Honor doesn't enter
the story."
The boys studied
pink faced Lefferts Hutton to see if he would break the spell; he looked like
them, yet he spoke like an old man, some concatenation of a rueful scholar, a
horny handed diplomat, an over delicate preacher. Hutton gently removed his eyeglasses to clean, then, to mop
his eye sockets and brow from the perspiration. For a moment in his anxious, ruminative pose, he appeared as
sober and burdened as the politicians he measured, a baby-faced Wilson, a
beardless Hughes; and he then smiled at his own thoughts and looked to Hal with
pleasant, felicitous curiosity.
"What do you
think?" Hutton asked.
Hal's thoughts
were matter of fact and of the moment.
He glanced out the window to a sudden corkscrew of dust that lifted from
the wasteland to the east and scooped a gigantic handful of fine powder over
the cars, into the aisles, so that Hal could taste Texas. "Carrizal is faraway to the west in
Mexico and done with, and what I heard from that is that it is dangerous to
make a wrong move in Mexico.
This place McAllen is what I care about, and it's in Texas, and we're
not likely to see Mexico for a long while - a hot, dull long while. There sounds as much chance as us
marching into Mexico as there is those Federales marching on Texas. Private Cox, you say it's a
border town, and it doesn't have an Army post or anything like. This means it is wide open to what's
coming. We do have a prime
advantage. We're the front end of
a long, long train - the 71st, the 14th and 12th,
the 47th, the cavalry and artillery, and eventually the 69th,
and that's just the New York regiments -- that's going to make McAllen the
hungriest, ornieriest, best armed and best supplied town from here to El Paso;
and we're good to get into town first.
We're going to have a few hours to look over the terrain, to identify
and secure the best spot we can, to get up our pyramidals, to mark our wells,
and most of all to make certain we have food can eat, plenty of it."
"And smokes!" said
Steers.
"Our business,"
continued Hal, "is to fix it in such a way that the other enterprising boys
coming behind us don't have an opportunity to elbow us aside. We labor together, we'll hold together. Four hours to McAllen, they say. The baggage train is long since arrived
there and await us to get it unloaded.
Unloading that baggage train is ours to get to quick, with spirit, with
plans. We get to our big equipment
fast as we can - we lay claim to it right away. Bull and I know the trainman with our equipment -" Bull
Steers issued unsurprising Fulton Street vulgarities about the trainman - "...
and he's available," Hal continued talking over Steers, "to our persuasion and
a little cash too, to get our hands on the good cars quick. Everyone get his kit
together now so you're ready to go as soon as the cars stop. Whatever McAllen is, they're likely to
put us outside of town on land that no one much wants, on land the Army can
just lay claim to. Scrub land,
with water nearby. This is likely
to be a land grab for us, and that lot,"- he meant the First and Second
Battalions in the front cars -
"...that lot will bellow that they get handed the best spot because they're
fighting companies. No. They can have what they want. But not before us. We're going to claim the best piece of
Texas we can reach. And we don't
give up what we claim."
Exuberant,
relieved comments of agreement, unhesitating support, fretful acknowledgement
that there wasn't any leadership to wait on in the company or the regiment,
measured opinions of the inexplicable failure of the officers to communicate,
to plan, to contribute in any way to the fundamental welfare of the regiment,
all this followed Hal's speech as applause follows an opening act. Ever afterward, this was known in
the company as the "Hal takes charge speech." This was a self-electing lot of
young men, accustomed to privileges, and they laid hold to the advantage of Hal
Coolidge's pragmatic, tool-built leadership: Hutton, Burroughs, Pennypacker,
Tripp and more of the Knickerbocker Greys in the car joined in, boys of family
prestige, unshakeable prospects, potent parenting, reliable temperament - so
many joined in that it was more than a squad's worth, was perhaps nearly a platoon's
worth, was quickly the whole of the Pullman, every boy inquiring genteelly if
they too were to join the rush to the baggage train and the land rush to camp.
Hal told Steers,
"We take as many as we can. You
round up the working men."
Steers heard Hal's
meaning and cursed, squirmed and resisted, but he did not refuse. "What horseshit," Steers tried.
"Right?" asked
Hal.
"All right, all
right," from Steers, lighting up; he was smoking Fatima, and most gleefully, as
it was a fashionable brand he could easily bum from the college boys. "S'long's I get my pick wi' them
senoritas."
Later, chugging past the prominent three and four story brick-made buildings and spreading stockyards, backed up rolling stock, gape-mouthed soldiers and muck-sweated Mexican work gangs at Brownsville - the Army headquarters for the defense of the border as far Rio Grande City -- then steadily at a trot up the gradual incline of the river valley, through tiny Mercedes, through tiny Pharr, the train slowed to a crawl as it approached McAllen on a flat yellow brown. McAllen was flatter than flat, so flat that you could see the curvature of the earth; and it was already a khaki colored landscape of mesquite shrubs, corn and vegetable fields close to muddy canals, chewed up livestock, broken posts, trash piles of ties, rocks, vehicle parts, and up there a where the tracks divided into two spurs, a starkly plain stucco and tile-roofed, wind battered depot building in the middle of a crapulous line of plank-built and rain rotted platform. All this colorless flatness was bathed in a hot wind and a gigantic sun that by noontime had steamed off the damp from a surprising early morning downpour - it hadn't much rained in fourteen months -- and was throwing off white rollers of dust from the ceaseless sea of dust that was the South Texas, Lower Rio Grande border.
Hal turned from
eating dust at the window, checked his mental list of items to accomplish, and
then told Herbie, "O.K, you ready, you know I'm going to take charge for us,
the way Ma would like, good for you?"
Herbie smiled
slowly as he repeated himself twice with the fresh glee of their days in New
York City, with the sturdy, vibrant assurance of their boyhood together on the
Ossining hills. "Yeah, Hal, Ma
would like it." Herbie's face was
a round beam of chubby, beardless cheerfulness, the forever child ready for a
new day at play.
Hal, standing,
stretching, gesturing in the easy, commanding, scrupulous, muscular way he'd
learned in the garages he'd worked, the posture of a foreman, told the boys in
the car, "Ready, ready, this is our work now," and then walked forward in the
rocking, banging, dust-choked and foul-smelling cars to find the company first
sergeant.
"I've thought
about this 'sergeant' rank. For me
and Bull Steers."
Ahern rubbed and
picked at his face, white, salt-caked, and only half alert. He hesitated to reply; he spoke
frailly, "You will do it?
"I pick my
corporals. Bull Steers picks
his. You take what we don't."
"Good, good, thank
you, good."
"You give us the
hostlers, ironsmiths, any carpenters, plumbers we can find. You also give me the boys who want to
join us." Hal named ten names,
starting with the Grays: Hutton and Burroughs, Pennypacker and Tripp. "We handle the wagons, the mounts for
the officers, the two automobiles.
The boys don't figure on the typing and the keeping of books."
Ahern protested,
"What do I do for typists and stenographers?"
"They want to
learn about the teams and the automobile engines."
"If I have enough
who can type."
"I can understand
this as a yes, right?"
Ahern was glum,
resigned. "It's a yes. Yes. Please, yes."
Hal wasn't
finished: he needed to secure access to food for the boys and supplies and
parts and fuel for his autos.
"Who's mess sergeant?"
"Since
you're taking platoon, I'll name Jamie Van Santvoord."
Van Santvoord was
still dozing in his seat ahead, if that could be called sleep: he was suffering
from two days of dehydration, malnutrition, unrelieved exhaustion: there was
also a fever and diarrhea going through the cars which overwhelmed the toilets
and made the boys insensate to their own stench and indifferent to care.
"And who's
quartermaster sergeant?"
"I don't have
one. Want that job, too?" Though
weakened like Van Santvoord and disconsolate about his own ability, Ahern tried
his version of his father the banker's salesmanship. "You know the deputy quartermaster for the regiment, I'm
sure. He gave us the autos
you're in charge of."
"David Silver?"
"That's him." Ahern sighed and tried smirking. "The Jewish cavalry, they call it. No one wants the job. You certain you don't?"
Cautious,
conservative, step at a time Hal stated, "I want to take care of my boys."
The cars jolted to
a cracking, scraping halt.
Whistles, gritty calls, mule teams banging alongside, a general groan
and retching from the cars, and what also sounded like gunshots from the nearby
dust-coated, window-shuttered, half empty and formally prosperous cotton and
horse town of McAllen - a line of similar failed, mostly vacant frontier towns
that had lost everything of the future with the triumph of the Boll Weevil --
quickly filled the moment with questions.
Ahern started to stand, and slipped back into his bench; he was thinner
and his uniform was stained; he rallied his gentleman's sense of a bargain.
"Shake on it?"
Hal,
not a ruminative or reluctant young man, had a vision of himself as a leader,
and he aimed to be paid for it; Hal asked bluntly and loudly, "What's
quartermaster sergeant pay?"



If you're a grandson of the Republicans who marched with Sherman, you're more of a Democrat than a Republican. The names and labels have been changed. In the old days, the Southern Democrat was the most conservative of all Americans and Lincoln was the moderate-liberal.
As for the newer version of the Republican Party that we've been living with for generations, the demise had much less to do with the economy and more to do with (a) the Christian right's attempt to force its religion on the country via the ruling Republicans and, (b) the self-absorbed arrogance that led to first-strike wars and the adoption of torture as a legal tool, all the while sneering at the rest of the world. [Full disclosure = I am a Christian, but not from the religious right.]
The economy would probably not have done you in. This and all governments know that if you give "the people" enough morsels and circuses to keep them from revolution, they will work in your factories for crappy wages and diminishing benefits. They will ensure that you not only remain rich, but acquire more and more riches every year, and they will do so with little or no complaint because you have them convinced that without you they would have nothing. The best recent example of this is the mega-millionaires who destroyed the economy, but require huge bonuses to keep them in their jobs because ..... the whole thing will fall apart without them. They cannot be replaced. It's a new version of the same story, but people buy it in every generation.
"just"????? Surely there must be other reasons, such as...hmmm...perhaps lots of people disagreeing with the GOP, it's policies, what it stands for, its philosofies, etc.
or do you mean that the Republics lost "just" because they were greedy, cruel and politically clumsy- such trifle flaws, that are but a mere waste of the time it takes to mention them!
"The Democrats win just because the Republicans have disqualified themselves as leaders with their greed, cruelty, and surprising clumsiness."
As an independent that has voted more times for Republicans than Democrats I would wholly agree with the thesis of the article. The Republican Party is dominated by the likes of intransigent zealots like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Laura Ingraham. The Republican party used be a party of fiscal restraint, smaller government and less intrusion of your life by government. It has forgotten the majority of the silent middle value population. These people are as bad as the current group of ultra liberals like Maxine Waters, Pete Stark, Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers, Charlie Rangel, Nancy Pelosi and Chris Dodd. Why can't we elect a government that has middle of the road values such as personal responsibility, you get everything in life through hardwork, a good education and being kind to people; and the government is not the solution. The America of today wants immediate satisfaction, take no responsibility, blames some one else for their problems and wants something for nothing. These aren't Republican or Democratic issues; they are a change the values that made America the envy of the world.
It became evident to me in 2004 that the Republicans were on fumes and about to crash and burn. No one believed. But it was clear that all they had was fury and fear and that lasts only so long. Governing is about pace and responding to complex problems with verve and intelligence. It's just a plan fact that you have to pace yourself, which is to say act like an adult and not a child stomping its feet when there's a disagreement. During Ws first term, I remember there was a lot of talk that he was the new Reagan. Certainly, W wasn't the return of Ronald Reagan. The Republican idea of Reagan today isn't even Reagan. "Reagan" today, a mantle every conservative likes to appropriate, is merely a vanity mirror of "greed, cruelty, and surprising clumsiness" that they pick up and preen in front of out of insecurity, which the base responds to like a dog whistle.
You might say W's election was the clearest sign of the Republicans nearing demise. It's too bad they burned down they country on the way out the door.
But as for why Dems are poking the Reb's corpse with a stick? Hey, we've seen slasher horror flicks. Just making sure it's staying down. I suggest a dead check, a couple of bullets to the head. You can't be too careful.
We should probably wait a few years to see if the GOP is really dead, don't you think? The Whig Party didn't just crawl into the darkness, it was torn apart by a very divisive issue, slavery. I don't see anything on the current political horizon that resembles the looming catastrophe of 1861.
Besides, the problem has never been the GOP, the problem is voter ignorance and ideological groupthink. You can change the name of the party from the GOP to the Freedom Party or the Liberty Party or some such garbage, but as long as there's a solid block of Americans who willfully embrace hysteria and demagoguery, nothing will ever change in this country.
Both parties are ripe ready to reinvent themselves. The Dems, nearly have destroyed the US with their Multi-Trillion Dollar "socialistic programs" - Obama apologizing for America? Why, because he knows he just bankrupted our country - took away our freedom to make our own business decisions by having the EU (European leaders) decide what CEO salaries should be.
Like the phoenix rising from the ashes, so will the GOP.
scathing commentary -- but if I read or hear one more person make a claim that the US Army "survived the Hitlerites from Omaha Beach to Berlin," I'm gonna lose it.
It was the Soviet Union that fought the Battle of Berlin -- the US and the rest of the Western Allies wisely stayed out of that fight. (good thing, too: the Red Army lost 100,000 men in that battle)
If you're going to use historical examples, at least get your facts somewhat straight.
Oh, and BTW, my dad actually did fight the hitlerites -- in Italy, geting wounded twice in the process -- and were he still around, he'd be the first to call bullshit on historical ignorance like this...
A very astute analysis of what went wrong. GOP greed and subservience to Wall Street opened the door wide for what followed, a European-style socialism eager to subsume the country in what is called the "international community." Only when there are small degrees of difference between us and the rest of the world -- quaint national customs and the like will be permitted -- will the left be satisfied. George Bush nailed the coffin shut for the Republican Party.
VenusMuse - aka idiot. Please don't comment anymore. You are clearly out of your depth when it comes to intelligent, reasoned reponses to intelligent, reasoned articles.
Great commentary. I think it would be good for this nation and the GOP if more conservatives who felt like you spoke up and distanced themselves from the black helicopter crowd. The problem is, I don't know if anyone will be able to hear you over the screaming of those barkers, hookers, establishmentarian jesters, cultists, thatch-headed whiners, and wet-eared Republican office holders you refer to. Instead of putting emphasis on intelligent, rational discourse, we've become a nation that gives a megaphone to those who can say the outrageous things in the loudest possible fashion. There are ideas and beliefs in conservatism that I think the majority of Americans believe in, but the GOP is unfortunately becoming known less for that and more for being the party of the tinfoil hat-wearing crowd who are running out to the gun store to stock up because they think Barack Obama is going to try to declare martial law and put them in FEMA-run concentration camps.
I've seen this guy here several times. He appears to be a bi-coastal apologist who couldn't pick up a station out here in flyoverland. The fringe has hijacked both parties who are manned by members of the professional political class and ruled by the Lords or political royalty. Obama has taken the Democrats to such extreme territory that this may be the tipping point where real people take back the process and send the professional political class looking for real jobs. I think we see where partisans who only lust for power have taken us.
What is going to rise from the decomposition of the Republican Party is a Centrist Party, focused on the Constitution, which is essentially a conservative blueprint to limit government authority and protect individual liberty, a more radical notion today than in the 18th century. Why try to reinvent the GOP? With all its baggage, it deserves to go. And please let all the pseudo-Christians go with it (emphasis on pseudo).
So the GOP is dead?
I thought it was the "Republicans Smell Weakness in Obama"? http://tinyurl.com/cghkxr
That's what JB said here about 45 days ago?
I'm sorry but the cynic in me sees JB up to his old chameleon tricks taking positions that serve his career more than reflect his true thinking.
I guess JB is either betting that the "barkers, hookers, establishmentarian jesters, cultists, and, in the worst instance, just thatch-headed whiners" either don't know how to use The Google or that he and they will soon be parting ways and that he needs to do an ideological makeover to land the next gig.
If JB is so down on Fox, why does he go on it so often and publish those appearances on his web site so often? http://tinyurl.com/d57gzu
It is so refreshing to hear a true republican recognize that this is not the party of Lincoln, and in fact it has failed to live up to its true ideals for many decades. There was a time I could respect republicans. That started to decline during the Reagan years. Then they started to show the beginnings of the neo-con cancer that has infected the party and made it a blight on our nation. Obviously electing (and I use that word loosely) the idiot Bush and his band of pirates and pilagers truly was the high water mark of the descent into darkness by the republicans.
Ding dong the witch is dead! Oh, but she has an evil twin sister, oh my. As long as there are evil greedy people who care more for money than people, wrap themselves in the flag and tell us that those who don't agree with them are unpatriotic, who are blindly sefl-righteous to the point they would bring down the republic to satisfy their own naked greed, then there is a danger the neo-con republican party will re-emerge. As long as these base people exist in any significant numbers then I will hedge my bets. Let's hope that their demise continues. Listening to their idiotic and arrogant ramblings is certainly doing more to insure their party continues to be marginal than any other factor.
My great-grandfather didn't get to march with Sherman because he was marching with Phil Sheridan, and my father was born practically on the banks of the Republican River in souhwestern Nebraska, a GOP-founded state.
Their brand of Republicanism would be unacceptable and even offensive to today's Republican Party.
Lo, how the mighty have fallen!
The whole article is about what the Republican party ISN'T. It wasn't Reagan or Nixon, it wasn't Bush, Gingrich or Rove... well, what is it then? And are we supposed to care? Most of the people alive today only remember those people. If you are such a historian, then explain what you think a good Republican is, other than your grandfather. If the Republican party died out in 1933, then what is the point of your article? Become relevant.
VenusMuse,
I think you have a thin understanding of socialism out of knee-jerk fear of a cliched communism. Obama" apologized" for dragging Europe and the rest of the world into ruin, both economically and in Iraq. BTW, the reason we're starting to see something of a rebound on Wall Street (check Bloomberg) is because Obama had to make a necessary deal with the devil, i.e. Wall Street, the very essence of capitalism, to open up the credit flow so that investment begins again and people in small and big town America can get their jobs back. As for his other "socialists policies" that he recently passed, He promised every single one of them during the election. It's hardly a plot or a surprise, much less some deviant turn toward the dark side. He won. He has the votes in congress. His popularity is through the roof. It's an investment in the future, like taking out a loan to go to college. Suck it up. That said, my guess is that you're a young, under 30, fighting the good fight for the GOP. By all means. But if you're going to help it get its act together at least try to think reasonably about how that will be done rather than falling in line with hysterical talking points. For a fear clues read some William F. Buckley jr., the intellectual founder of the modern conservative movement who rebuilt the party last time. Buckely was man of courage and broad insight, who I didn't agree with, but who would tie Limbaugh to a tree in a backyard until he learned to stop pissing on the party.
Good luck with the rebuilding and try not to hit each other with hammers to often . . .
You got the wrong party in your statement, VenusMuse. It's the Republicans who have almost bankrupted the countries with trillions in debt. They have racked up trillions in debt since Reagan, in peace time, in bull markets, in periods of huge economic growth, they have spent, spent, spent. The only break in our huge run-up of debt since Reagan was Clinton, who actually cared about trying to balance the budget over the huge opposition of the Republicans who actually argued that "debt is good." What Obama has spent during a financial crisis, is a small fraction of the debt Republicans built up. They have been slowly bankrupting us for almost 30 years. And as for "socialist," it was a Republican Administration that gave over a trillions in public welfare to bankers, insurance men and car companies, with no strongs attached. Obama is spending money for actual projects that result in tangible products like bridges that won't collapse, improved hospitals and telecom infrastructure. That is capitalism -- you pay for a product or service -- as opposed to the pure socialism of the Republicans who give free money to already rich bankers.
flyoverland I have read many of your posts, and while I suspect we may disagree on many things I suspect we also have come common ground. I heartily agree with your observation that being governed by professional politicians is in large part responsible for many of our nations problems. We have career politicians who don't make decisions for the overall good of the people, but rather to further their own narrow political aims. I sometimes wonder if the bipolar political dialog we seem to have in this nation doesn't serve their cause. Keep us arguing about Dem vs Rep talking points so we can't get focused on the real problem, an entrenched governing status quo that seeks to further its own interests over those of the nation at large.
I think we can all agree VenusMuse is dellusional. It's a shame she takes up space on this blog when she has nothing of any substance to say. You can sum all his/her posts up as "I'm right and you're wrong, but don't ask me for any details please!" She is obviously a Limbaugh and Hannity fan, and probably even a member of the Savage Nation.
The G.O.P. is dying for many reasons but mostly it is that hypocrisy, Hate, Divide and conquer @ all costs game plan has come back to bite them. We can tit for tat and say that ALL politicians are evil but the G.O.P. has truly set a new standard. I am a life long Democrat but live on Oregon where we used to have moderate REAL world Republicans that received votes from all persuasions, but unfortunately to be a Republican today with any power one must kiss the back side of the likes of FOX news and Rush Limbaugh.
What's the Matter with Kansas is probably the most astute commentary of what the G.O.P. base is and how the like of Rove milk it all the way to the bank, errrr bankrupt I mean.
Venus Muse is a "Typical" wing nut that the G,O,P. calls the BASE; this truly small minority of the party has destroyed it. If it does RISE again it will not be powered by ignorant rubes like Venus.
I think someone on TDB is finally giving Buckley a run for the money in entertaining, verbose skewerings of American politics!
Hey Venus, less you forget it was a socialist program, the Tennessee Valley Authority, that actually SAVED the south. Before it's passage in the 30's the south was living 100 years BEHIND the rest of the nation pickiing their banjos in the dark. I suggest you educate yourself before you start typing
"The reports of my death have been greatly exagerrated." So said Mark Twain.
My fear: Even a corpse can bounce. As a good liberal I am ready to form a committee to cut off conservativism's head, sprinkle it with garlic and roach powder, burn it's morally bankrupt corpse, tie it to an old wooden door and send it over Niagara Falls.
It's the only way to be sure
The GOP is not fiscally conservative, except when it comes to spending for U.S. citizens and infrastructure. The GOP is fiscally profligate when it comes to making the super-rich richer, protecting large corporate interests and lining their own pockets in boondoggles camouflaged as military spending.
Not that I'm a true believer in the Democratic party these days, but at least they're not relentlessly assaulting us with outrageous cynical hypocrisy and lowest-common-denominator, fringe-inciting propaganda.
If the GOP is in its death throes, it's going to take out as many innocent bystanders as it can before it goes, with all the assault weapons it's been collecting.
I think 'hammer' said it best.
To add to that, the rampant nuttiness that made me historically shy away from the Democrats has now seemingly taken over the Republicans, so I no longer hesitate to vote for a Democrat, or some cases just not vote or vote for the Libertarian, which is much like not voting.
It seems to me, part of the reason anyway, that the population by the year 2050 will be half black, is the stance the Republican party has on abortion.
These folk are not likely to vote Republican. This is another way the Republican Party did it to themselves.
The problem is not ideological Republicans like Rush or Ann Coulter or Sean Hannity or Newt, etc. The problem was the corruption of the Abramoff/DeLay/Foley/Stevens sort, and the drunk sailor spending that was associated with them.
A thoroughly enjoyable ripping read. As for the G.O.P. forget R.I.P. I hope they R.O.H.!
One of the GOP's favorite sayings- and one which they totally ignored the philosophy of- is, "All that's needed for evil to succeed is for good people to do nothing". Well, that's what happened to them. Their good people did nothing. They had complete control of two branches of government for 4 years- 2002 - 2006. They could have remade the United States in that time, including legislating and regulating abortion off the planet. They did nothing- except take all the money. So much for what the "GOOD" people could have done. Hopefully, they will never, ever get another chance.
Wow, you sure show what happened to the republican party. You put the blame right where it belonged.
I am not an independent. I am proud to be a Democrat. I am happy when people snarl the word "liberal" under their breath, or even better, angrily type it on this site.
The Republican party has openly been against the poor, the sick, minorities, and any kind of government organization except the military. They are a party of men who want war but never served, want no government aid but never suffered, and hate all minorities just for having the guts to try and stand up.
To pretend to lament the death of that is more than I can muster. I'm truly sorry some people in the party feel so sad. But the rest of America is feeling great. Like a huge weight has been lifted off. I hope the Republicans never recover.
Mr. Batchelor, you have written the definitive piece on the GOP.
Great article: both good analysis and a ripping good read.
Unanswered question: So what replaces the GOP? Democracy fails when there is no effective opposition. Look at Thatcherite Britain, or Japan under the LDP or India under the INC
Complements also to xbainx: When you are calm, you are wise. However, most of your other posts on this site have demonstrated neither quality. I must have hit the "flag it" button on at least 10 of your posts in the past.
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."
President Dwight D. Eisenhower, l952-----
Thats the problem the Republicans have: they make a big fuss about "socialism" but Americans like the socialism they've got and will like more once they get it, like national healthcare. The Republicans won't dare cut it. Bush's downfall began with his gambit to defund Social Security.
I was entertained until the part where you did the gratuitious smear job on Fox's blonde anchors and their "mood swings". Really? Pull your head out of your a**. That was unnecessary, stupid, and 19th Century sexist.
I have been reminded that in 2004 after losing (Bush, 55 (R) Senators) Carville said the democrats were in a lot of trouble. Democrats like this clown Batchelor and others on this board seem to think they have seen the end of political parties and now a great Red Commnist lite Democrat paryt will rule the proletariat. It hasn't happened in America EVER and it won't happen now. It will mean that Republicans will make a comeback sooner than later as Democrats think they can run the country like the Soviet Union. That is something the voters will turn against very quickly and these accusations I see here at Daily Beast of the Republicans did this and the Republicans did that will seem pleasant memories to 70% of the voters. THE ONLY reason for Obama is it has been 28 years since Carter and in 4 years people will have buyer's remorse.
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Batchelor is no Democrat. You're the kind of person whose myopic stupidity has ruined what once was a relevant and substantive political party. You're the GOP Batchelor is running from.
If people do get Obama remorse, who will they vote for? Where is the alternative? Besides, when Obama grants amnesty and citizenship to the 30 million illegal aliens living in the US, he'll have a lock on 30 million votes.
Well said! The Republican Party especially since Reagan & then with W, went crazy & greedy with evangelical fervor to become exclusively the party that fought for the SUPREMACY OF THE WEALTHY!! As W said "the haves & the have mores, my base."
Oh, for pete's sake....
What did you do, Mr. Batchelor? Get a transcript of one of the right-wing radiohead rants, take out all the Republican/neocon buzz words and stick in contemporary Democratic/blue state words and phrases?
Except for the buzz words, rants from the Democrats and rants from the Republicans are interchangeable.
Really.
I hoped for better from the DB.
In 1976, I considered myself a liberal Republican; fiscally conservative, socially liberal. As a Republican precinct captain, I saw first hand how the religious right took over the Party, and that was it for me. I ended up voting for John Anderson for President. Since then, I haven't actually voted FOR anyone, but instead AGAINST; an awful choice in a democracy. Truth is, neither party is innocent of cowards, greed, cynicism, etc.... either now or historically. Where was the Democratic leadership when the Cheney/Rove puppet, W., waged senseless war, put the country in debt, and attempted to take away our civil liberties? The Republican Party was founded on noble ideals and intent, just like the Democratic Party. Both have moved far from those ideals, though at this point in time, the Republican Party no longer even remotely resembles the party of Abraham Lincoln. They can't go back, but only forward if there is hope. Nature abhors a vacuum. I think the Religious Right should have their own party, since they have only a few narrowly focused issues; they've screwed up the Republican Party enough, to it's likely death. Moderate Republicans and those who support them in middle America should create a new party, founded on the real traditional values of small federal government & fiscal responsibility and leave the social agenda out of it; leave the diviseness to the Religious Right.
I agreed with a lot of this article, especially with the sentiment that a lot of the pundits on Fox (and MSNBC for that matter) are just plain rude. When there are serious issues to be discussed it's okay to bring some levity but we should still be civil to the other side.
I just have to disagree with you about the stimulus, though. The Republicans only recourse was to come up with a good alternative idea, since they didn't have the numbers to block the bill, and they just didn't. If you're arguing that there should not have been any stimulus or TARP-like action at all, then you must lack a basic understanding of economics. Even publications with undying faith in the markets (i.e. The Economist) agreed that it just had to be done, and I haven't heard a no-stimulus option that wasn't a total fantasy.
It's easy to rant, John. Especially when you've had 76 years to gather your thoughts. The question is, what are we going to do about it?
Rowland, you missed PGAs point. In 2004, Carville (a democrat) was moaning about the Democrat's chances in the future, just like Batchelor (a republican) is moaning about the Republican's chances in the future, today. It's too early to make such a statement.
Mary50
Haven't you ever noticed that it's rather true? So many of the FOX female news anchors fit a certain profile. They are going after a specific demographic. (And they all have a specific personality type...)
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I always take articles like this with a rather large grain of salt. Politics swings wildly. Just think... 9 years ago we elected an incredibly conservative (antithesis of we have now) Republican, and we now have a black liberal President named Barack Obama.