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Mentioned In Dispatches: Chapter 2

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Sunday evening, the twinned steps of the crenellated, tower-topped, brick-faced Seventh Regiment Armory were crowded with glamorous young women in broad straw hats who were speaking in high volume to big-jawed, moustached young officers who posed heroically while smoking cigarettes on the landing.   Hal could see no way through--the parasols were dangerous, the officers were unmoving.   Ordinarily he would have turned away from such a gathering and searched for another entrance, a tradesmen's door.   He had David Silver's business card in his left hand, his right hand free to signal the way to Herbie, and he moved sideways, "Pardon, excuse, pardon," as he worked through the shoulders and the skirts.  The bronze gate was chained open, yet the doorway was blocked by more of the officers and their ladies, all of whom who filled the vestibule inside as if this were a ticket line.   And then they were inside the dark-paneled entrance hall, decorated with statuary and life-sized heroic portraits, rosy from the afternoon sunshine on Park Avenue, the parquet floor lined with battle flags, trophy cases, loose chairs that held coats, hats, papers, and more of the swirling crowd of young soldiers who all seemed to have some privileged celebration to attend.

      "You there, what is it?" challenged a burly corporal at the table.  "Look here!"

      There was signage on an easel beside the table: "Do you know the whereabouts?"  And then there was a typed list of names with check marks attached to the board.  Hal returned, "Are you meaning me?"

      A stout man in a servant's coat ringing a gold dinner bell marched from a hallway across the entrance hall and then made his way around the banisters, calling out, "Supper served gents, first call, supper in the Drill Hall, supper!"  And then there was another cascade of boots down the split staircase, men shouting, "Company H!"  And "Company C!"

      "What's that you have?" the burly corporal asked Hal.

      "It's the card of an officer here.  Silver, David Silver. He told us to present to you."

      "Give me the card."

      "Are you Sergeant Bigelow?"

      "I'm Corporal Gogin.  You said Lieutenant Silver."

      "Yes," said Hal.

      "Stand back," was the order.  "Billy, c'mere."

      The two corporals discussed David Silver's card.  Hal heard the word "Jew" once from each of them.  They appeared annoyed.  Hal didn't like much about the corporals; they were short, flabby, older, with faint moustaches, patchy hair, and the fairer one was heavy enough to have folds of reddened flesh over his collar.  Also, they both smelled of beer at seven P.M.

      "Wait there," was the most Corporal Gogin returned, indicating a spot on the floor amid a growing pile of coats, newspapers, suitcases, blankets.

      Soon after, Gogin and his pal disappeared.  Too much time later, Hal figured he had watched each of the giant rooms of the first floor --such as the Board of Officers, the Colonels, Non-Commissioned Officers--empty out and fill again with young men either going to or returning from supper or not-much-disguised drinking parties.  In the cool of the evening, Hal witnessed a party of at least a dozen starkly inebriated men dash bootless from the front steps to the staircase and upwards in a race that permitted tackling others as they hurtled themselves forward.  After that, Hal heard horns and whistles outside, and he could see through the portal line of autos three abreast on Park Avenue; and now and again he heard the squeals of females.  After more smashing glass and banging metal, the two corporals returned, and along with them came a middle-aged officer, bare-headed, not playful, carrying a document, wearing a captain's bars, speaking hastily to the corporal, ". . . and the cars will be ready for us tomorrow at this time . . . let the company commanders know as they come in . . ."

      The second corporal said, "They're boasting they'd sleep it off by St. Louis."

      The captain asked Gogin, "Are you sober?"

      "Whatcha think?"

      "Corporal Bohn's sober as me," said Gogin.

      The captain shrugged and asked of the names attached to the signage, "How many on the muster list have reported in?"

      "I was told there would be a dozen by now."

      "Must've got hitched tonight," Gogin teased.

       "Lots of gals out there ready to pitch in," Bohn teased, producing vulgar sounds.

      The captain quit the pranksters; he noticed Hal and Herbie. "Who're they?"

       "For Silver."  Hal saw Bohn smirk again at the word "Silver."   "We've had 'em wait."

      "No, that's not it," Hal objected; he didn't care about the corporals anymore.  Herbie was hungry enough to weave in place.  "We've come because David Silver told us to call on Sergeant Bigelow.  We're volunteers."

      "No, you're not," Gogin barked.

      "You're delivery boys," Bohn said.  "Kosher and the like."

      "That's false," Hal asserted loudly.  "I told you."

      Gogin and Bohn, unready for a fight, staggered in place and moved heavily, stupidly.

      "And if you'd gone for beer less, you'd've listened."

      "Fuck you!" shouted Gogin.  "And fuck your idiot pal!"

      A few of the passing-by drunken soldiers recognized the sounds of an imminent brawl and circled back from the staircase to enjoy the contest.

      Hal put his hands out, fingers extended, at his side and measured the two.  Herbie imitated Hal, side by side.  Hal would take on Gogin first; he was less drunk; he would kick out his knee and level him with an elbow to the chest as he rounded the table; he would leave Gogin to Herbie's unbreakable grip while he then broke Bohn's nose swiftly and ended his smirking.

       Before the vulnerable corporals could figure how to posture, the captain stepped toward Hal with his hand out, "Well, aren't you just the thing?  I'm Doctor Lucas, Captain Lucas--I'm getting used to it, I was on the ward at Roosevelt just three hours ago--deputy surgeon of the regiment, and you boys are my prizes for the night.  They told me two dozen, and now I've merely two.  Have you got your bags at hand?"

      Hal shook the man's hand. "Mr. David Silver said to come by to Sergeant Bigelow.  We're mechanics, and we were told you needed mechanics."

      Lucas smiled beautifully and filled up the space with a confident style.  "I'll bet you are mechanics, I'll bet you are the rarest mechanics in Manhattan, because David wouldn't choose less.  We'll find David if he's upstairs. Have you dined?  Last night, we had veal chops."

      Several hectic, steamy hours later, Hal and Herbie, weary from their rush through the generous roast chicken supper found for them by Doctor Lucas, through the attention of the portly, grandfatherly Sergeant Bigelow, who not only wore them in with somber ceremony, "Do you swear and pledge . . . so help you God ... " to which Hal answered, "I do," and Herbie answered "Dooo!" but also issued them used uniforms and boots--for free so they didn't have to purchase them new from Brooks Brothers at $13.75 for the suit--and fresh bunk numbers and pillows in the rows of cots laid out in the railroad-shed-sized canyon of the Drill Hall, and told them to come again in the morning for their complete kit --"We don't have rifles for half the men, and we're one of the lucky regiments who have boots enough"--and the exuberantly affectionate, repeatedly apologetic devotion of First Lieutenant David Silver, Deputy Quartermaster, who had been looking for them with Sergeant Bigelow in the Quartermaster Room, found themselves pulled into the grandest and also perhaps wooziest chamber Hal had ever been inside, the cavernous Memorial Room on the first floor.   With a coffered wooden ceiling that showed chain marl stenciled in aluminum foil, with a surrounding frieze at the top of the walls that portrayed battles from prehistory to the Civil War, with the over mantle featuring a plaster eagle attacking a snake, the room illustrated every romance tale Hal had ever read aloud to Herbie.  There was even a small balcony raised beside the giant fireplace as if Scheherazade would step out to gaze down.  It was like wandering into the backstage of a tale by Walter Scott, Jules Verne and Conan Doyle.  And now, in his used laundered uniform, used polished boots, along with Herbie, he stood behind David Silver as they were led in through a tumult of state and city dignitaries to be introduced to the men whose Overlands they would be attending, Colonel Willard C. Fiske and Lieutenant Colonel Robert McLean.

      "Volunteer mechanics!"  Colonel Fiske was gray, meaty, erect, moustached and cordial; also he had a reputation as indulgent of his men and well liked for it, a trait not much appropriate to wartime but suitable to the social exigencies of a fashionable regiment.  "Look at the miracle.  Boys, boys, I didn't hold that there was one mechanic in New York whom I could locate in time and persuade to come along, not one!  And here they are, by God.  The miracle in hand, the night before.  Lieutenant Silver, this is fine, mighty fine.  Robby!"

      Lt. Colonel McLean, deputy regimental commander, a handsomer version of the avuncular Fiske, approached with a cigarette in hand.  "Very fine," was McLean's verdict when Hal and Herbie were explained.  "Who's the taller one?"

      "Private Coolidge," David Silver answered.

      "He looks like a mechanic," pronounced McLean.  "Yours"--he addressed Colonel Fiske, speaking of Herbie--"looks like a leprechaun."

      The dignitaries laughed readily, spilling liquor on the oriental carpet.  Hal did not like this laughter and watched to see if David Silver joined in.  Thankfully, not.

      "Good for you, boys.  Keep close to my automobiles.  They'll be in our baggage section.   Get yourself in order.  Beds satisfactory, food good?  And say farewell to your families, we'll be en route tomorrow evening."

      "The president, the Congress and the Pennsylvania Railroad willing," joked Colonel Fiske.  The assembly roared again at this witticism, and servants refilled glasses as they changed the topic to the weather in Brownsville, Texas, this time of year - "so hot, Satan vacations!" - and to the Pullman accommodations for the officers on the four-day journey across country.

      Hal overheard pieces of these conversations and then gratefully followed David Silver's kindness to lead them to the exit and bid them goodnight.

      "Thank you, sincerely and deeply, for this favor to me," said David Silver at parting.  "You've made me a success, and I owe it to you.  I owe you more and more."

      "We are leaving tomorrow?" Hal asked.

      "The plan is to ferry to Jersey City tomorrow evening and load the cars in two or three sections.   I'm scheduled in the first section, in the Pullmans, with the officers.  You and your brother will be in the Headquarters Company, also in the first section.  It's a four- or five-day trip.  Perhaps we'll get to try out the Overlands at our stops."

     

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 Hal flinched a little; in his extreme weariness at leading Herbie through this grandiose, strangely unserious building, a rich man's fantasy of a military club, and in his astonishment at the behavior of the militiamen as they continued to carouse well after midnight in the cavernous Drill Hall with shouts of "Hooorah for Laura!" and "Send her over here!" from the hundreds of fellows, Hal had started to see that he and Herbie were profoundly out of place.  These were professionals, sportsmen, collegians, society's treasured sons, from the tennis star Dennis Hill, who was sergeant major of the regiment, to the Yale, Columbia, and Princeton men who sang bawdy songs, mostly based on "There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight," and "The Girl I Left Behind Me," with rude substitutions.  And yet they were all bound for Texas and the hottest, harshest climate in the United States, and maybe to Mexico bristling with bandits as well.

      As they sat on their cots, ready for sleep, Hall addressed Herbie, "We'll get our rest and a fine big breakfast, hotcakes and oysters maybe and lots of runny eggs for you.  We'll get a message to Mr. Vernon where to send our pay.  We've got twenty dollars' paper traveling money in my sock and five dollars' paper in your sock for reinforcement."

      Herbie lay down serenely and closed his eyes.  "Yeah, good, Hal."

      Hal addressed himself with the kernel of his doubts, War with Mexico?  It says so in the newspapers.  And we go tomorrow?  He closed his eyes. It's hard to believe, was his last cogent thought and, he learned, a good one, because the next morning and afternoon and evening passed without orders to travel.  A gruff, educated crankiness washed through the fairytale castle of the Armory: Where are the cars?  Where is the baggage?  Who's to blame?  Is this a national crisis or a camp meeting?  It wasn't until half-past eleven on Monday night that the Colonel Fiske, weary from entertaining pompous, insistent well-wishers, learned himself that the Pennsy had finally found cars for his three battalions; he reported to his command that they would depart the Armory after breakfast to ferry across to Jersey City's yards.

      By then, very late again in the sleeping ranks in the Drill Hall, not talkative this time, eerily subdued, Hal and Herbie were better adjusted to life in this frantic boys' club; indeed, they had learned how to maneuver between the bountiful menus à la carte, the constantly catered deliveries from the city's best hotels and clubs of Suprême de turbotin Walewska, or Poularde Massene, or Chaufroi de caillies Lucullus, salade, or Fonds d'artichauts Maintenon, and a pastry that Herbie adored called Parfait praliné, friandises.  The wine did not tempt them, as they were temperance.  The luxurious facilities did please them, including vast men's rooms, with generous baths and gleaming shower stalls and servants handing thick towels and fresh soap for the asking.  There were quandaries that escaped them.  Hal could not solve the collegians: they were too self-congratulatory, arch, indifferent to their surroundings, purposefully incoherent, usually speaking in jargon, references to unknown places such as "on Nassau" or "in the Quad."   Then again, Hal could solve his immediate needs with the orderly behavior that was his vocational strength, his grace-given gift.  During the steamy day, Hal had taken advantage of the delay, and he and Herbie had raced in their uniforms to Pearl Street to arrange for their modest wardrobe possessions to be stored for a fee with Mr. Burnius-- "I won't keep your room unused for you!" --had stopped at the Merchant's Bank branch on Broadway to confirm that Mother could retrieve their account, had hurried to the National Biscuit Company garage to give their notice--". . . and the militia'll waste you, waste you, Jesus, Joseph and Mary, God bless . . ." was Mr. Vernon's farewell--and had arranged for their final pay to be kept on account for their mother to draw on; and later on, returning for another extravagant supper from the à la carte menus of the Astor, Sherry's, the Ritz-Carlton or St. Regis hotels along with desserts from the Waldorf-Astoria and Delmonico's, he and Herbie had fallen in with new acquaintances in the Headquarters Company area, such as two strongmen from Fulton Street who had joined the Seventh on the recruiting march last Friday, and such as an educated, college-bound young man who spoke in a genteel manner and was kind to Herbie.

       Reveille in the Drill Hall at 5 A.M. brought more easy exchanges for Hal and Herbie with their new comrades, each of them eager and posturing on what promised to be the most hectic day of their lives so far.

      "Right rare fat-assed, selfish bastards, dem officers," declared Bill "Bull" Steers to Hal and Herbie in the queue to the washrooms.  They were posting the assignments on the special trains in Jersey City: the first section was said to include Pullman cars for officers, only, while the enlisted men rode tourist cars.  "You'll see, chums," warned Bull.

      "Same as sergeants," offered Alf "Kid" Wendt.

      "What about sergeants?" asked Bull Steers.

      "They're selfish bastards like dem officers," answered Wendt.

      "Stick yer sergeants."

      Bull Steers was a towering, big-headed, rusty-haired, broad-shouldered, long hairy-armed strongman, and his comrade Kid Wendt, with black wiry hair, not as tall, was even broader, more barrel-like, with giant hands that made vast fists, with the physical confidence of a man who had won money as a prize-fighter, which he had, as "Kid McCoy," because, he explained in muttering, an Irish fist was considered more worthy of wagering.  They were teamsters from the Edison Illuminating Company, and they had joined up last Friday mostly because they disliked their foreman and their jobs, and as soon as they'd learned they could get paid for marching with playboys and tennis players, and camping in Texas around cheap Mexican whores, they were volunteers.

      Later, in the mess line, Herbie's new friend the fair, tall, eyeglass-wearing Lefferts Hutton of Oyster Bay, spoke to Hal about the trip, ". . . and I've been thinking that we're Headquarters Company, and we'll be sent to the back of the cars.   But I don't want to be a clerk typist or bookkeeper, and I don't want to ride with the other clerks.  I want to ride with you and Mr. Steers and Mr. Wendt.  Can we ask?  It would be a favor if you asked the sergeant."

      "You want to ride with us, you can, sure."

      "It's acceptable?"

      Hal smiled.  Hutton was trembling.  "Yes. Happy."

      "It means much to me."

      "Good.  Is that all?"  Hal asked, expecting there was more.

      He started softly, then ". . . well, some of my friends, they'd like to sit with us, too, if it's not too much to ask.  Just three or four of the Greys.  We were at school together, you see, and we're not entirely confident of what we're about.  I mean, we've been in the Greys these years, but we only drilled and marched around now and again, and we never actually went anywhere as a group, not like this, in a war."

      Hal asked, "What are the Greys?"

      "The Knickerbocker Greys," said Lef Hutton.  "A sort of junior regimental club that you start when you're young.  There're a lot of us here."

      Hal liked Bull Steers and Kid Wendt a deal; they were rough-cut, unpretentious, cunning, territorial, working men who knew value and understood teamwork.   Lefferts Hutton was an odd fit with them: he was off to college in the fall; he was bookish, considerate, and absent practical knowledge, such as watching over his own equipment.  Then again, it was Herbie who had brought the shy Hutton to Hal's attention, as the two had met when they'd waited for their rifles to be issued.  Also Lefferts Hutton was kind to Herbie and understood his run-together words, and that was all Hal needed for qualifications; and they fell in together as two buglers sounded "Assembly" again and again, the twenty-six notes repeating, echoing throughout the building, and then the huge doors of the Drill Hall swung open to Madison Avenue at a quarter-past eight.

      "You ready?" Hal asked Herbie, who was lined up in front of him.

      Herbie straightened his bedroll, kit bag, and cartridge belt, gripped his new rifle, grinned with the pleasure of a child in a circus big tent.

      "Shit, this is gonna be boilin', " said Bull Steers.

      "No talking, please!" requested their new sergeant, a tubular, thin-haired, eyeglass wearing, cautious college man named James Van Santvoord.

      "Stuff yer please," muttered Kid Wendt.

      Two thousand immediately awaited the regiment outside.  The curious had been kept a block from the Armory during the night by bayonet-wielding sentries; but now they surged forward to find good spots, and the cheering, hat waving, whistling and bell-ringing began and never stopped, rattling off the sides of the buildings.  Colonel Fiske stepped to the fore of the column.  The Fife and Drum Corps began, "It's a Long Way to Tipperary," and the march began into the breathtaking, damp cloud of heat, around the corner to Park Avenue and then south.  Preceded by mounted New York police and by Old Glory and the staff officers, First Battalion's most fashionable and prestigious companies A, B, C, D led Second Battalion's younger, ambitious companies E, F, G, H, which in turn led Third Battalion's largely volunteer and latecomer Companies I, J, K, L, and then came the auxiliaries, including a machine gun company, as well as Hal and Herbie and the teamsters in the Headquarters Company, and also the Medical Corps.

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      Once on the move, Hal, trim and proper in his khaki suit, wishing as did everyone else they had been issued summer uniforms, found his campaign hat tight, the bedroll and kit bag light, the boots and puttees acceptable, and that carrying a new-made .30 caliber Army rifle on his right shoulder smelling of gun-grease and polish--he'd been handed the rifle that morning out of a packing case--was both peculiar and matter-of-fact.  He got used to being a soldier simply, almost as if he was playing a part he'd read about all his life but never imagined he'd be in, and he was encouraged that Herbie looked equally at ease as he walked side by side with his new friend Lefferts Hutton, who did struggle some with the nearly nine-pound weight of the Springfield and the awkwardness of the thick bedroll and flopping kit.  The sincere cheering from onlookers made the walk in the sun seem light-at-heart, festive, theatrical, privileged, a musical entertainment with band music and a booming, stirring drumbeat.  Hal saw all ages of men and women and lots of children in their good clothes waving straw hats and white handkerchiefs, calling out, "Hooray for the Seventh Regiment!" and "Bully for you!" and "God bless you, boys!" and "Show 'em how New York fights!" and "Ray-ay-ayyyyaaaay!"   The Fife and Drum Corps at the fore of the column changed from "Tipperary" to more American, patriotic, martial tunes, "The Yankee Doodle Boy," and "Stars and Stripes Forever."  And when they passed the big Pierce-Arrow that contained the governor of New York and his military aides, each unit was directed by a sergeant, "Eyes right!" and the governor, a diminutive, clean-shaven, tailored man in morning clothes, lifted his high silk hat in praise and smiled with the confidence of his Republican ticket.

      The column turned again on Fifty-eighth Street, bunched up into groups that were six across and five deep, and quickly crossed town to the Sixth Avenue El station, where it broke the line of march to mount the wooden steps to the special trains.  Hal and Herbie crowded onto the last car of the last train and stood, like their comrades, breathing hard from the heat, swigging from their canteens.

      "When's eats?" Kid Wendt called to Van Santvoord.

      The young sergeant was stumped.  "Cold cuts in the Pennsy cars, I'm told."

      "Didj'a see the sportin' gals cheerin'?" Steers asked Hal.

      Hal watched Lefferts Hutton deep in whispering conversation with Herbie and another pal of Hutton's, a tiny, wan, willowy fellow named Emmons Ellis, Jr.   Herbie was making friends easily, and Hal was discovering that the ranks of rich collegians included not just topping-it popinjays but also these solicitous, brainy fellows.

      Herbie laughed at some wit by Hutton, and Hal winked at his brother.

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      The morning's progress slowed to a grumbling confusion as the regiment detrained at the Canal Street station and made its way piecemeal to reach West Street and the Desbrosses Ferry of the Pennsylvania Railroad.  The relatives and intimate friends of the regiment now dominated the well wishers, and the demonstrations of farewell were emotive.  Hal saw young and old women weeping wildly, sobbing in each other's arms, some holding up small children and screaming, "See.  Baby's waving at Papa!" and "Oh, dear!  Oh, dear!"  The older men stood stony, smoking cigarettes, watching women cry out, "My two sons!  My two sons!" and "Be good, be a good boy, sweetheart!" and "Don't forget to wear your flannels!" and "Write me, you promised!"

      The scramble onto the open-decked ferryboat Chicago was random and sluggish; at last, Hal found room to flop down with his mates on the afterdeck and remove his sweat-soaked felt campaign hat as the ferry sounded its horn to salutes from other ferries.

      "Men!" cried out one of the marquee-handsome, moustached staff officers nearby, "Colonel Cornelius Vanderbilt sends the personal greetings of General O'Ryan!  And Colonel Schuyler sends the personal greetings of General Wood!  The President put out the call, and the New York National Guard Sixth Division answers the call, and the New York Seventh is first to the nation's defense!"

      "Who's that?" Steers asked.

      "All fuckin' high hats," said Wendt.

      Hal answered from his lessons with Mr. Finkelstein, "General Wood gave the order for us to go today.  He got in trouble for saying we weren't trained and ready."   Hal pointed to the quay, where the thousands of onlookers were now ringed around a phalanx of military uniforms and policemen, standing between the Pennsylvania Railroad wharf and the United Fruit wharf.  "I suspect the colonels are over there, and one of them's a Vanderbilt and one of them's a Schuyler, and they are high hats."

      Steers said,  "My feet hurt already.  Where's my second breakfast?"

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      Chicago rolled into the wakes of two passing steamers as Hutton moved closer to project his airy voice past the grinding engines and through the whipping wind.  "John F. O'Ryan is the New York militia general, not regular Army.  Major General Leonard Wood is commander of the Department of the East, out on Governor's Island."  Hutton pointed south past the Battery to the broad, crowded harbor.  "He's old, and smart, and not politically popular, since he's Colonel Roosevelt's pal from the Rough Riders.  The President's people don't like him.  General Wood told the newspapers he was acting under direct orders of the Secretary of War--that's Newton Baker, the old Mayor of Cleveland, who's not a military man.    Hal's right, General Wood caused himself grief when he talked to the reporters.  About us, he said, 'God only knows where they are going,' when they asked him.  This didn't please the president.  Little about Colonel Roosevelt and his friends pleases the president.  And now the Colonel's proposed to raise a volunteer division of twelve thousand men to invade Mexico under his command as a major-general, and he says it in a way to make President Wilson look unprepared and unimportant."

      "What kind of volunteers?" asked Hal.

      "The kind that can ride and shoot, I suppose," said Hutton.  "You know Colonel Roosevelt.  This is the campaign season, and the Colonel's backing Judge Hughes against the president.  A lot of politicians want to raise volunteer regiments.  The Democrats think the regiments should be all Irish, and all German, and the like, like in the Civil War.  Like the Sixty-ninth.  Governor Whitman and Mayor Mitchel are against it.  No more hyphens, they say.  The hyphens are un-American, they say."

      "We're hyphens, ain't we?" Wendt asked with the flicker of a grin.  "Silk-stockings, ain't we?  Get it?  Hey?  You didn't know I could spell, didja?"

      "Ya can't and shut yer hole," said Steers.

      Hutton, aiming to be considerate to the giant teamsters, hesitated with a soft smile.  "The Colonel does know his electioneering.   He also knows he's too old to be a major general.  He's nearly fifty-eight years old."

      "Teddy Roosevelt's all right," said Steers.   "That sit with you?"

      "He's a great man," said Hutton, whose family was an Oyster Bay neighbor of the Roosevelt's, whose father had boomed Roosevelt against Hughes.  "Undoubtedly."

      "How about you?" Steers asked Herbie.

      Herbie, gleeful with the boat, the company, nodded and said, "Hal likes him."

      "What?" asked Kid Wendt.

      "We like him," said Hal.  "We've seen him more than once at City Hall Park.  He'll speak with any man who speaks to him.  He shook Herbie's hand.  And he doesn't act high hat."

      Wendt remarked, "I guess he's all right."

      Steers groaned. "I'm starved.  Sea travel makes me."

      Four Army aeroplanes with buzzing, roaring engines floated in the sky from the general direction of Brooklyn.  It was rare though not unheard of to see aviators over the harbor, as the Army used Governor's Island as a fledgling aerodrome; however, this was clearly meant as a tribute the departing Seventh.  Hal watched the quartet slide sideways more than forward in the drafts.  They were Curtiss-Wright JNs, called Jennies in the newspapers, tan and yellow wood and canvas tractor-pulled biplanes, with huge propellers, V-12 water-cooled engines visible in the open cowl, painted with stars and the numbers 11, 12, 19, 20 on the fuselages.  Only in comparison to a chicken could they be called birdlike. The soldiers at the fantail of the ferry were joyous, pointing, crying out, waving their campaign hats and cheering like baseball fans as the aeroplanes came around to swing two by two, wing to wing together, to flyover the Chicago.

      As they swooped, the aviators raised their gloved hands in farewell.  Herbie was ecstatic, leaping with both arms flapping back.  Hal could easily see the lead aviator, No. 11, grinning brilliantly, white teeth like headlights, and giving them a slowly delivered salute, a sturdy American signal for Godspeed, good luck.  Hal smiled gently at the gesture, recognizing it as heartfelt fraternity and robust respect, though it would be for thousands of miles and several months before Hal realized that, because of his serendipitous glance above the North River, this was the first time he had ever seen his lifelong friend, ally, brother-in-arms and eventual brother-in-law, too, John "Mac" McAdoo.

     

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 "That's for me," Lef Hutton told Hal and Herbie as they disembarked at the tar-reeking and goods-heaped Pennsylvania Railroad wharf and lined up slowly by company.  "I'm going to join the Aero Club of America when I get to Princeton, first business."

      "The Aero Club is joining up to the Army," contributed Hutton's pal Emmons Ellis, Jr.   "My father says they're paying $10,000 for a Curtiss-Wright aircraft and selling them to the Army at $1 each.  Those four are probably some of them. They want to send forty-eight of them to Pershing, and they're asking for volunteers."

      "Have you been up?" Lef Hutton asked Hal.

      Hal smiled at the cheerful inquiry of a rich man's son.  "No."

      The lanky, mustached officer was back; this time, however, the shouting was done by the fair-haired, pink-faced, slender First Sergeant of Headquarters Company, another tennis player and much older ex-Knickerbocker Gray named Carrington Ahern, who was neither loud enough nor clear enough.  ". . . and Colonel Fiske wants you to know, we've promised New York we're ready to detrain and fight!  We'll show those dirty Mex' how the Silk-Stocking Regiment fights!""

      "Shit, these boys couldn't fight sleep," muttered Bull Steers.

      Kid Wendt laughed, punching the air, "I told ya.  Hyphens fightin'!"

      Hal laughed, too.  The regiment's officers and sergeants were the most politely deluded senior gentlemen he'd ever witnessed.  Fight with what?  They'd have to provide ammunition; and many of the boys carried their rifles like golf clubs.

      Ahern continued mumbling, ". . . well, the last two place cars are assigned to us."

       "Where're the Pullmans?"

      "Look'ee.   Jes' back from Grant's Army!"

      Hal looked across to the uniformly shabby cars of the two passenger sections of the special trains.  Headquarters Company was assigned to the first section of twenty-five tourist cars.   While the Fife and Drum Corps boomed out favorites with new lyrics sung by the rowdies up front, such as "It's a Long, Long Way to Carranza!" and "We'll Have a Hot Time in Old Mexico Tonight!" Hal judged the equipment: the cars were all uniformly paint-peeling, dust-caked, frame-cracked, ancients.  Something had gone wrong with the Pennsy's inventory.  Not only were the officers not to have Pullman sleepers, with room for their servants, baggage and pets, but also the whole regiment was not to have more than retired Wagener's with sealed or boarded windows.

      The caterwauling by the well-wishers on the platform was now maudlin.  A pep leader in white linen shirt and trousers with a speaking trumpet marked with a "P" leapt from the platform to shout, "Three long hoorays for the Seventh Regiment!  Hip-hip . . ." 

      "Hooooo-rayyyyyy!" returned the crowd in resonant obedience.

      "Mind your rifles!" Ahern shouted.  "Toward the last two cars!"

      Bull Steers was griping, ". . . ain't fit for dead goats."

      Now Hal discovered the genius inside him, the skill that set him apart from the Seventh's officers and sergeants and made him a natural leader of men.  He was orderly, tidy, fastidious, logical, methodical, territorial, orthodox, tireless, perspicacious, stubborn, but above all, orderly.  He sought order.  He recognized order.  He imposed order where there was none.  He knew that order created more order and that the orderly state created authority.

       Hal made his decision and told Steers and Wendt, "Last car, end platform, soon as they release us."

      "Mount up, by company!" commanded a glamorous officer.

      "Follow me, quickly," said Hal, and he was off for the car's rear steps.

      In the free-for-all that followed the order to get onboard, Hal and Bull Steers took charge of leading their people, which now included additional Knickerbocker Greys chums of Lefferts Hutton--not only Ellis but also the compact Fiske Burroughs, Whipple Pennypacker and Courtney Tripp--and securing them the best roost available.  Hal didn't balk at the decrepit, moldy, smelly condition of the car.  Make it work for us was his task.   Hal chose the end benches, farthest from the W.C., near the old, damaged Franklin stove.   He planted Herbie on the aisle on one side and Wendt on the other to secure their four-bench terrain, and then stowed their bedrolls, kit bags underneath the benches, with the rifles stacked inboard.  Hal used his bayonet to force the windows open or lever out the nails of the boards.  The other guardsmen entered reluctantly, as if this couldn't be true, and bunched up staring at the filthiness, waiting to be told what to do; yet Van Santvoord was unavailable, gone forward with Ahern and the other company non-commissioned officers.  Hal issued blunt orders all around him and soon his seven were ship-shape.  The others gawked, and when Hal saw that their discomposure disturbed his arena, he barked directions to them as well.  Steers and Wendt followed Hal's lead by jostling the boys to obey; and when that didn't transform the car fast enough, Herbie, Hutton, Ellis, Burroughs, Pennypacker and Tripp pitched in to stow equipment in Hal's style.  Soon, the fully occupied car of sixty guardsmen was settling in with two privates to a bench; bedrolls, kits and rifles stowed, windows cleared of grime and opened; floorboard holes plugged, W.C. washed out with an ancient box of soap flakes they found in its locker, the aisle swept clean of trash, and a duty roster under way to maintain the W.C.

      The delinquent Van Santvoord emerged from the forward car, bewildered and gratified, and behind him came the pink-cheeked Ahern, asking Hal, "Who're you?"

      Hal, in the aisle examining the cracked roof, told him.

      Ahern was eye to eye with Hal, though about half his breadth.  "You want to be one of my sergeants?"

      "I could use the help," Van Santvoord pleaded.

      "Tell 'em no," muttered Steers.

      "You're both invited to be sergeants here," said Ahern to Hal and Steers.  "They didn't replace my mess sergeant, who didn't make it back from Nova Scotia.  I'm a mess sergeant short, don't have a quartermaster, have only corporals in two platoons, and I'm six corporals short in the other platoon, too, and thirty privates short for the company.  If you'll take Jamey's job,"--he meant Van Santvoord, who listened passively--"then he can step up to the mess job."

      "What's sergeant pay?" Hal asked.

      Ahern looked around for answers.  "Maybe a dollar a day."

      "And a corporal?"

      Ahern guessed, "Seventy cents?"

      "What do you get?" Hal asked.

      Ahern was frustrated.  "I don't know.   I guess more than a dollar.  What of it?"

      Without answering, or providing even a grunt of ambiguity, Hal and Steers left Ahern to speak ineffectively to the three squads in their car while Hal looked out the rear platform to confirm that the next car was the most important in the first section, the corned beef car, where the tinned goods and hardtack were stowed floor to ceiling.  The rumor on the ferry and in the yards was that there would be no hot meals till the border.

      "This'll be a hungry trip," Hal told Steers, "and we'll need opportunities."  Hal reasoned,  "Everyone sent back for cold cuts in First and Second Battalion has to go past us, and then come back past us again, loaded up with corned beef."

       "I like it," said Steers, "We're last on, but first to the eats.  You got sharp thoughts."

      "Nothing crooked.  Useful." They dismounted purposefully, walked to the end of the second section and then over the tracks to the baggage section, by a 2-10-2 Sante Fe locomotive, No. 8363, a veteran Pennsy dynamo and its heaped-full coal car, hauling thirty freight rolling stock: flatbed, stock cars and boxcars with a battered caboose.  Depot men swinging crates onto the gangplanks were still loading a half-dozen boxcars.  Hal and Steers walked down the line to the stock cars, loaded with the officer's saddle horses, the teamster's draught horses, and the treasured mules.  Steers called, "Those're the wagons, that's our'n," and they peered onto the last flatbed.

      Hal climbed up to inspect under a tarpaulin.  "That's what I wanted to see."  Hal meant the two Willys-Overlands tied down among the wagon beds, stacks of wagon wheels, spare parts, ironmonger's tools.  "Those're my meal ticket for as long as possible." 

      Whistles sounded plaintively from the locomotives to hurry the loaders.  Hal and Steers hopped to the end of the section and to the trainmen's car, the caboose.

      "You boys lost?" asked a trainman from platform; he was smoking; he expectorated manfully.  "Your car's back that way."

      "I'm Bull Steers of Fulton Street."

      "I know you?"

      "Not well enough to speak poor to, Father Spit."

      "Bugger off, lad," said the trainman.

      Hal remarked, "We want those two automobiles and the livery well-handled.  We want you sober next time we check."

      After one o'clock, amid screaming civilians and hooting factory whistles, the first section finally departed the yard, with the second and third sections to follow in ten-minute intervals.  "Texas!" came the cry.  "Faster!" was the answer, a breeze finally through the car as men opened their tunics and wet their foreheads.  Everyone was hungry, calling out for supper.  And since Ahern did not have an answer, Hal asked his people close at hand to use their private supplies.  Parcels of food sent by mothers and sweethearts and the hotel kitchen passed down the benches.   Cigarettes and pipes--college men liked pipes--lit up in the gusts.  Hal settled by Herbie and watched the vast, white-capped blue water of the harbor and then the blunt, slender towers of the New York skyline vanish behind the bluffs of easternmost New Jersey.

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      On the Newark platform, four clergymen stood waving their black bowler hats with their congregations behind them; at Linden, four small boys with a faded forty-six star flag fired cap guns in salute; down the road, a man without arms leaped in tribute; at Rahway, spry young women waved American flags and cheered at the thick-haired, grinning upper torsos of the boys hanging daredevil fashion from the windows.  On rolled the three special sections, on past the gloriously summery afternoons of Metuchen, New Brunswick, Franklin Park, Deans, Monmouth Junction, Plainsboro, Princeton Junction, and Lawrence to slow to a walk through the Trenton station and over the Delaware and on to sunbathed Pennsylvania.  Soiled factory men, giggling shop girls, bent-backed plowmen, hat-waving horsemen, naked boys out of the swimming holes, bearded veterans in their July fourth clothes hanging with ribbons and pins, church choirs in their maroon robes, town hall and Grange Hall staffs bearing a community banner, idle trainmen, worn switchmen, all manner of flags with forty-eight or forty-six or forty-five, forty-four or forty-three stars, and one Old Glory with faded pink and purple stripes and thirty-eight stars, stood by and waved or cheered or just stared.

      "What's thirty-eight stars?" Hal asked Hutton.

      Tiny Emmons Ellis knew the answer; removing his eyeglasses to clean the cinders, he recited, "Nevada was the thirty-sixth, Nebraska the thirty-seventh, Colorado the thirty-eighth."

       "And forty-three?" asked Hal for the fun of the inquiry.

      Ellis ticked off five states with the digits of his left hand, "North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Washington, within days in '89.  Idaho the next year.  Forty-three."

       "Bookworms," teased Wendt, "Goin' to fight Mex with bookworms.  I'll heave books."

      A phenomenon Hal noted along the road was that no onlooker remained seated as the special appeared, the locomotives sounding the howling whistle through the chuff-chuff-chuff at each crossing and depot, everyone springing up as if at the pledge of allegiance at school, men with hats on their breasts, or veterans saluting, veterans tended in wheelchairs saluting.  Onto the direct route across the Schuylkill river, bypassing central Philadelphia, on to the shimmering green fields of knee-high silky corn; to Frazer and then into the emerald and purple afternoon of wheat fields, weaving though the richest acres of Lancaster County's Pomeroy, Parkesburg, Lenovel, Atglen, Christiana, Gap, Kinzer, Leaman Place, Gordonville, Ronk, the Amish Bird-in-Hand, where plowmen waved thanksgiving and peace.  Then Witmer, and through the big town of Lancaster to the Susquehanna River Valley to E-town, the Elizabethtown Anabaptist center; and then Harrisburg by twilight and a waiting reception committee on the platform for their first official halt.

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      A brass band blared "Stars and Stripes Forever" up ahead, and Hal leaned out to look down the line.  There were thousands of Pennsylvanians waiting in the gentle gold and pink twilight at the platform of a huge, three-storey cottage-built depot.   The crowd was frantically waving straw hats and small American flags and cheering like a stadium.  It's an excited country, Hal thought, and it's filled with healthy, unblinkered people who like to celebrate and demonstrate.

      "We're with you boys!" called the Pennsylvanians.  "Show 'em who we are!" called another.  "Hooray-ayyyyy for the Seventh!" 

      "Girls!" cried a soldier.

      Five hundred male faces leaped to the open windows as a battalion of young woman in glowing white blouses, gray and black voile skirts, their hair piled high with combs and tucked beneath festooned straw hats, came parading out of the depot arm in arm, by twos and threes, carrying oversized straw baskets filled with surprises, spreading through the shed, down the steps, onto Market Street as it crossed the tracks at Fifth Street.

      "Have you got room for us at home!" called the boys.

      "Hoorrayyy!" cried the girls.

      "What's your name, gorgeous?"

      "Do you want sandwiches?  What kind?"

      "Hey, hey, we want you to come back here!" called the boys.

      Hal, at the windows with his campaign hat out for the daring girls who dashed close along the road heaving their presents to the boys, used his free hand to pass Herbie small parcels of sandwiches, apples and tomatoes, and a handful of rock candy and then another of Klein bars.  Hal told the shy Hutton and his friends to get their hats out; he saw Steers and Wendt already chatting with several tall older girls who looked worshipful.

      "Herbie, give me the kit bags empty!" Hal ordered.  There was one slender, black-haired, black-cat-eyed beauty who stared at Hal until he stared back; then she gave an instantaneous small pink-lipped smile before she lowered a curtain of lashes over her black eyes.

      "Hello!" Hal shouted.  He stopped himself.  Respectful, he thought

      "Come on board!" called the boys.

      "Come to Mexico with us!"

      "Want to join?"

      The ecstasy of imagination felt like only moments, though it was a fifteen-minute stopover, and then the Sante Fe locomotive whistled and chuffed and jerked forward.  Hal watched the white blouses until they merged into a long bright stream, and then he turned his head to look ahead, where the dozen tracks merged, crossed and parted again into two main routes to the west, one to Lake Erie and Chicago, another to cross and follow the river to its source in the burly green Appalachians.  They were Mississippi-bound.   Hal's thoughts were jumbled.  He and Herbie and the others shared the Harrisburg cheeses and cold chicken, stowed the rest neatly.  Hal directed them to get out their blankets for the chill mountain air, helped Herbie tuck into the floor at his feet, then settled in for a cramped, aching night of banging up the road grades.  Closing his eyes, Hal fixed on the image of the shockingly friendly smile of that beautiful, unknown, lost, black-haired girl with the feline eyes.  "The Girl I Left Behind Me," Hal hummed affectionately, and after a stanza, Herbie joined in with a tenor hum. 
 

      Cold beans, dry bread, roasting cars, no ice, bad backs, all was ignored on the second day for the joy of the locomotive race to St. Louis between the Pennsylvania Railroad specials carrying the Seventh and the New York Central's specials carrying the Seventy-first  Regiment, which had departed hours before the Seventh left Jersey City.  On the first day it had seemed a trifle: something for the newspapermen on board, an invention to portray the scale of the challenge to deploy, for the first time in America's one hundred forty years, an entire division of militia within days, led by these two prime, lauded, spirited regiments already on the road.  On the second pell-mell day of rolling through torrid cornfields, however, it became a fierce concern for every man in the cars.  Now the demand was for where the 71st was reported?  Now the demand was over what constituted victory?  Must all special sections arrive together, or only the first to reach the St. Louis yards? --a complication obliged by the fact that that 7th's second section had been delayed by a hot box outside of Pittsburgh and was now running behind the baggage section.  Mostly now, the demand was for speed.

      At Richmond, across the Indiana border, as the locomotive paused for coal, the guardsmen were modestly grateful that the entire town had turned out on a scorching Thursday afternoon to salute the special --although no one disguised his frustration at the slow pace of heartfelt patriotism.   Led by one of Roosevelt's Progressive Party stalwarts, Mayor William Robbins, with flags flapped like stalks, fully thousands at the Pan Handle depot stood hatless and weepy as the brass band played the Star-Spangled Banner.

      "Damn, what now?" cried out the boys when an officer detrained in respect to the tribute.

      "At last, get on, make steam!" they cried when the train whistle sounded.

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      The delay at Indianapolis was mostly acceptable--chiefly because the Seventy-first was reported trailing well behind at Richmond--when they were invited off the ancient cars for another special section made up of the promised Pullman sleepers for the officers and tourist sleepers for the enlisted, all except two of the older-style tourist day cars, at the end of the twenty-one cars.  In burst of cagey, timely aggression, Hal led his handful across the platform to the new section, followed by the entire car of boys who had obeyed him since Jersey City, now spontaneously and deeply attached to Hal's leadership and sense of proportion.  Hal in a snap chose one of the fresh Pullman tourist sleepers, leading the way to secure their car with Steers at one end, Wendt at the other to chase off the curious.  Hal ordered the privates and corporals to sweep the aisles, stow the packs and rifles, clean the windows, wash the W.C., get the stove cleaned for fires when they found kindling.   "Set it right," Hal told those who hesitated or slumped, "each man give a hand, quickly, no smoking, move it!  And I want the can mopped out again.  Bull, get those two boys to find us a pail and mop in the depot!  And soap, hear me!"  And,  "Kid, into the depot, and grab what they have for kindling!"  When sergeants Ahern and Van Santvoord came through, looking to exchange their car for this newly shipshape and commodious one, asking if anyone had seen their Pullman porter, Hal ignored them and called for lights out as soon as possible.  He wanted his car secure before the special jerked forward.   "Get the upper berths down!  Herbie, help them, show them how!  Lef, show them!  Choose -- choose, quickly.   Double up when you can.  You can do it.   Make the aisle clear for the left over sleepers.  Hurry.  Lights out in three minutes!  No smoking!  We're going to sleep!"    The stop at Terre Haute after midnight, more band-playing, speechifying, choir serenading, was easy to ignore in the cars thick and filled with blanket-wrapped, dozing, unwashed men; but the boys did let out some vulgar remarks at the townspeople rapping on the car windows to pass in tobacco and cups of tea, and there was a moaning of, "Damned Hoosiers, prattling and sobbing, let a man sleep," as the special huffed again across the state line and through the southern Illinois night of a half-moon over the corn and sweet victory across the Mississippi rail bridge and into the yards of North St. Louis at first light.

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The Seventh lead section special paused again, overlong this time because of the threatened failure of a drawbar on one of the lead cars; also, the trainmen were adding more Pullmans for the two companies of the second battalion that had been left in the old tourist cars.  The boys awoke in poor, discouraged, unwashed moods and were stretching, banging the upper berths back to their daytime position, clearing the benches and aisle of debris and clothing, and generally complaining of the wait--just sitting there as the sun began the baking of the roof--when the cars finally careened into motion again into the depot, where the switch to the new Pullmans for companies E and F was to take place.

      "How you doin'?" Hal asked Herbie, who'd slept in his choice, left-sided fetal curl at Hal's feet as they'd shared a lower berth, which was manageable and fair-minded given the number of boys who'd balked at sharing.

      "I'm hungry."  Herbie studied the folds on his khaki trousers

      "Got that right," said Steers from his extended sleep on a day bench.

      "I can smell coffee," said Hutton.

      "So can I," said Ellis, to which the other teaspoon-sized, piously attentive, surprisingly resilient and game Knickerbocker Grays agreed readily: Pennypacker, Tripp, and a fellow so fresh-faced he looked about ten years old and who penciled everything he heard in a reporter's notebook, Fiske Burroughs, the IVth, from West Ninetieth Street and Newburgh, a not-so-secret nephew of the regimental commander.

      "Fat-arsed weak-backed officers, I'm sure they've got theirs," said Bull Steers.

      "Here's Bull 'Wobblies' again," mocked Kid Wendt.

      "Like shit I'd wait for those ass-kissin' boys," explained Steers

      "We've got a sound stove, which is more'n we had in the other car," Hal argued, ignoring the Steers and Wendt tussle, only partially in jest, with some bite, over the IWW, as 'way too early in the morning for sense.  "We lack kindling," said Hal, as Wendt had been unable to find anything at Indianapolis to burn in the old stoves. "If we can find something to burn, then what we need is coffee beans to grind.  We could use a coffee pot, I suppose."

      "And a chef--I can handle it in a pinch," said Lefferts Hutton, "and soft-boiled eggs, and anchovy toast with eggs, scalloped eggs for you, Herbie--you beat up the eggs to a froth, pour them evenly on a bed of ham, season with onion and parsley--and baked salmon with cream sauce, a spinach pie . . ." Hutton recited from his summertime menu at Bar Harbor, "and sausages, about this high, three dozen flapjacks, make those blueberry flapjacks, and maple syrup."

      They also lacked a sleeping car porter; one appeared in due course for the first time, following a trail of other Pullman porters who had come on at Indianapolis with the change of cars.  The black-faced line of porters was in turn followed by a parade of pink-faced, unshaven mess sergeants and never-shaved privates bearing trays, plates, sacks, pails; they had been sent through the cars to fetch what breakfast supplies existed in the rations car now three cars back from Hal's car--back behind the new cars for E and F company.

      "More beans and strawberry jam, boys, whatch'a think?"

      "We gave the hash to the goat--and he gave it back!"

      The food provided on the trip had been so irresponsibly unfit--canned beans and hardtack after Harrisburg, boiled old coffee outside of Altoona, cold hash and bread across the Ohio state line at Mingo Junction, warm old boiled coffee at Columbus, strawberry jam and bread at Indianapolis with coffee too viscous and bowel-destroying to risk--that without the cakes and cookies from the New York hotels and Knickerbocker Greys's family kitchens, without the sandwiches, fruit and treats at Harrisburg, they would now be sinking from starvation as well as a new outbreak of dehydration and diarrhea in the car.

      "Who's got the coffee?" demanded Steers, removing his campaign hat from his stubbly, cinder and smoke-stained, red-eyed face.  "That's real coffee!  I can smell it.  Roasted beans!"

       The porter for their car, a stout Negro, gray through his whiskers, no hair on his pate, huge hands absent two fingers, walked like a rocking horse down the aisle, looking over how the boys had treated themselves and his equipment last night; at the toilet, now freshly scoured under Hal's command of the duty roster, the porter stood by with a sagging, troubled posture; he twisted his hands together.  He reached down to help Ellis and Pennybacker straighten their bench seat.  He answered questions from Fiske Burroughs, who wrote down his exact words.

      "Can you give us a moment of advice?" Hal spoke up to the porter.

      "They already told me I was going to be court-martialed.  And shot."

      "What's that?"

      The porter, whose name was Maurice Bell, from New Orleans, told them that "the General" had accused the sleeping car porters of shirking their duty and violating their oath of allegiance to the United States of America because he'd discovered Bell and a number of the other porters--perhaps all the porters--in a card game in an unoccupied compartment of the third Pullman car.  "We told him that our night's not to hector the passengers."  Bell modulated his heavily-laden, Louisiana basso-profundo voice to a measured baritone with sharp consonants equivalent to that of the fellow he'd encountered, "If you don't get busy around these cars, says he, you'll be held as military prisoners, court-martialed and shot."

      Lefferts Hutton asked, "Who said shot?"

      Bell pointed to the sleeve, and made the stripes of a red brassard indicating a first sergeant.  "No, no, the General, we'n told him, we didn't take no oath of allegiance.  We left your baggage alone, right where you put it."

      "What rubbish," said Hutton.  Bull Steers and Kid Wendt haw-hawed.

Hal spoke candidly to Bell, who was not confident he'd not been mocked before, or wasn't being mocked now: "You're in our car, and no one's gonna bother you.  Battalion sergeants don't come back here, and our first sergeant does what we tell him to do, and we don't have a mess sergeant, and we haven't seen our platoon sergeant since Richmond.  We're in need of kindling, and coffee beans, and maybe a stove, and maybe some genuine food.  What do you say, Mr. Bell?"

"You're askin' this boy?" Wendt teased.  "He's to be executed in Texas."

"That will be the end of that talk, Mr. Wendt," said Hal.

"Oh, well, so you say," Kid Wendt returned clumsily.

"I do," said Hal.  He set his face up into Bell's.  Hal waited for Bell to judge him.  Herbie leaned close to hear Bell's response.  Herbie's crooked, toothy, chubby cheeked and ravenous smile was what Bell studied.

"And we can pay," Hal pronounced in a timely fashion, telling Bull Steers, Kid Wendt and Lef Hutton to collect a dollar from each man who could pay in the car.

Mr. Bell had a deal to say for cash money, lovely five dollar bills and silver dollars, and a great deal of common sense to add for no charge.  As the special regained its forward motion in the bottomless heat of the morning, snaking and jerking through the yards and onto the switches that directed it into the train shed, Mr. Bell had so much to say that he was soon Hal's mess sergeant.  Before they departed the St. Louis depot, just before 7 am, Mr. Bell brought them three pounds of coffee beans he'd sent a runner for from the depot; and when they picked up speed again, Bell showed them a locked box of kindling wood in the porters compartment and provided not one but three coffee pots and a half dozen mugs.  Soon, fresh Costa Rican coffee beans, arriving daily from New Orleans -- with high fine acidity, commented Emmons Ellis as he ground them in a porcelain bowl - and with a body and an aroma that made the car into a coffee house when boiling water was poured over them.  The coffee was son ready to be consumed along with the unpopular strawberry jam for fresh bread that Mr. Bell had ordered and paid for to be delivered from the depot mess - along with a dozen hard-boiled eggs and a pair of soft-boiled for Herbie.  This sudden feast satisfied their worst peckishness as the special began again to wend its way through the dozens of tracks outside of the depot, 740 am, and to find the open signal for the Katy road - the mighty Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railroad that would carry it to west to Sedalia, then southwest to Oklahoma onto the San Antonio road.  At least the open windows brought a musky corn-rich boiled breeze through the car.  The estimate was that it was over one hundred degrees out there, as flaming hostile a day as imaginable where you can still see oak trees, cornfields, rivers and ponds.   Presently, the locomotive slowed at a crossroads of spare, wind-battered buildings and a sidetrack with a yard, for watering and coaling, and for the officers Pullmans to be stocked with ice.   Mr. Bell was on the spot with information about where to send runners for fresh supplies from the crossroads.  This vanquished looking collection of shacks was a town named Mokane.  The companies were turned out of the cars for their first organized stretching ad exercising since New York.  Word came from the front cars that it was Colonel Fiske's toweringly brainy notion, supported by his delirious staff officers, that the platoons should conduct a brisk walk in cadence over the rolling terrain of Mokane - a farming village otherwise famous, they were told repeatedly, for being the home of the bandits the Younger brothers.  The heat made the roasted grass and bushes sing with crickets and a peculiar sizzling.   The sleep-deprived Ahern requested that Headquarters Company assemble by its two platoons, and that the platoons close up to form a phalanx of four across, fifteen deep.   Van Santvoord asked them, "Are you ready?  Count off?"

Hal told Herbie and his handful, "Mind your pace!  Speak up if you start to feel weak!"

Thirty minutes later, Colonel Fisk and his professorial staff redoubled their genius in how to train men in a heat wave and ordered double time to return to the cars.  The tennis star regimental sergeant, Smith, looked over his charges - the officers were not along to interfere with their own precocious inandations -- and barked a hoarse request to the battalions.  At the top of a rise, when they could see the town swimming hole, and the chugging, watering Sante Fe locomotive, under a cloudless aquamarine with only a pale humpbacked moon to mar the sizzling canvas, unlucky and uncomplaining Pennypacker collapsed as if he'd been clubbed and his pal Fiske Burroughs tripped over him.  Hal heard the crash of the rifles on the concrete like dust and halted the unit by calling to Ahern and Van Santvoord, "Man down!"  Before Ahern could turn back to help the flummoxed Van Santvoord, two more boys collapsed with trembling, dry heaving.  Ahern reached Pennypacker before he too dumbly sank into a sitting position in the dust, his docile fair face swollen scarlet from heat prostration.  Headquarters Company, at the rear of the columns, broke ranks in confusion; in moments it was not alone leveled on the roadside, joined by the whole khaki line of six hundred that was breaking down as if a wind was snapping off sunflowers.  "Water!"  "Doctor!"  The sounds of wretching were part of the epidemic, along with the clatter of packs and Springfields tossed, hoarse voices begging assistance, and always a low, gasping heaving as the boys bent over the theirs and suffered.  Ahern and Van Santvoord stood by in dumb puzzlement.  Hal could not wait the longer for such simpletons, and started barking orders to get the collapsed boys to the car; and by the time Hal was satisfied with the arrangements onboard, Bell had arrived with recruits of eleven local Negro children delivering boxes of fruit, cheese, fresh milk and cream, cans of tomatoes, beets, fourteen loaves of bread and a half dozen two-day old molasses, rhubarb green apple, fried peach, amber and jelly pies and a box of poor man's pudding sweet potato pudding, peach pudding.  Hal had also sent out a well-financed Kid Wendt with assistants to join the other squads search the town for edibles; and the chief success of the last half hour was to get abundant ice into their Pullman and set Herbie and Hutton in charge of the ice cream making.

Before departing, Hal did experience an uncomfortable long moment, while waiting for his last foraging team to return with fruit from Mr. Bell's friends - "what Wendt insisted upon shouting out was "the Coffeeville of Mokane" and calling it out to Mr. Bell and the other porters - when word came via shouts from knot of boys up ahead that there was trouble at the swimming hole. 

            "Drowned," was what Hal heard faintly, and when he looked around, he was taken with the sudden possibility that Herbie had gone off with Hutton to find more cream from the town.  "Drowned in six feet," he heard again.  Hal felt the chill of terror as he launched himself off the platform to the dust, calling, "Who?" with a dry mouth until he stopped himself and recovered his strength.  Herbie was rocking up the bank under the weight of a barrel of ice, a grin as large as the sun on his beautiful, shining, sweaty face.

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Mr. Maurice Bell of New Orleans provided more supplies at the shorter stops through the burning day, at Sedalia, at Parsons and then, across the Oklahoma State line as the night cooled them down, at Vinita in Indian Territory, where they could see shrunken Cherokees or Creeks or Choctaws, no one could tell, sleeping on the platforms.  On through the moonlit Big Cabin, Adair, Prior Creek, Chouteau, Ft. Gibson, across the Arkansas River to Muskogee, across the Canadian River to a daybreak stop for water, coal and ice at McAlister, where they were permitted off the train for another exercise, though under a cloudy sky, without either the heat or the cadence marching.  McAllister was also the first time the regiment had seen Mexicans in number, more than one hundred and fifty soot-stained, axe-handle sized Mexican track laborers standing silently in the yard.  The regiment tossed cigarettes to their raised hands, with mocking cries from the battalions of  "How do you fight off their fleas?" and "They must've washed last year!"  On McAllister's East Choctaw Street, where there were more dogs and mules than people, Hal and his platoon paused with others to listen to an ancient, greasy drover who said he was P.F. Sutton, and that his regiment, the 52nd Illinois, had been at Culpepper Courthouse in Virginia alongside the 7th.

"Couldn't have been this 7th," Emmons Ellis returned.

"I was at Gettysburg," Sutton returned as proof of his fifty-one year old recollection.  "The 7th weren't at Gettysburg.  P.F Sutton was!  P.F. Sutton remembers!"

The uncanny billowing white clouds to the south extended across the unending horizon and soon transformed into layered bands of leaden blue below and a brighter white band above, topped by gray, seamless pile of rain-laden storm clouds.  Sudden, crushing, short-lived downpours struck the cars twice as they rolled at thirty-five miles per hour through the Choctaw Nation, the soggy Limestone Gap, Atoka, Caney, Caddo, Durant, Colbert, and then the heavens poured a cascade on the roadbed as they crossed the surging Red River into Texas and stopped at Denison for a walk in a now drenched day.  Hal was feeling confident of his car: enroute the officers had walked through again for an inspection of the men and equipment, each of the privates answering about his rifle correctly, all gear stowed neatly, the aisles uncluttered, swept.  Also, Hal used the pool of ready money to pay Bell to bring back something the could heat for supper; and the porter returned from a Denison hotel with a sixteen pound cured beef ham blanketed with ground black pepper mixed in a molasses paste.  "Slice it thin, sir!"  Bell admonished.  "Cut across the grain.  Don't need to broil, or frizzle.  Just slice and eat raw!"

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 At Dallas, late in the gray daylight, the gentlemen of the Chamber of Commerce, dressed in their Palm Beach whites, greeted the officers on the platform while Hal directed his people to get the berths down for a wet night.  The special chugged again past the oil lamps of Hutchins, Palmer... then - Hal nodding off at the rhythmic rattle of the wheels and the splashing rain on the windows  -- Hammond, Calvert and Hearne....  then again discord awoke Hal, and he found Maurice Bell and several other porters, solemn, felicitous, neatly uniformed and broad men like Bell, stepping over supplies and bringing along a tall Negro private, introducing him as J.L. Cox, of Troop K, Tenth Cavalry, who had missed out on the gunfight the week before at Carrizal because he'd been on furlough.

"Stowaway, the General called him," said Bell, explaining in adoring gesticulations that Cox had sneaked on the train at Dallas.  "No, sir, Private Cox's  headin' back to troop.  General says we can feed him, and you got the best table, Mr. Coolidge.  Any smoked ham left?  Private Cox, made his mouth water, when I tell him."

"Hey, now, shit."  Wendt stirred in his sleep and spied the black faces.

Steers awoke, thirsty, fractious, crude:  "What're you at with the darkies, Hal Coolidge?"

Hal measured the other boys staring from their berths or seats at the porters and tall, hungry Cox.  On the one hand, the Knickerbocker Grays were too religiously civil and effortlessly well-mannered, too archly secretive in their prejudices, to speak up that they didn't want a delegation of Negroes in their car; they were accustomed to servants, however dark servants were not preferred in New York, not this close to the young gentlemen's pockets and weapons.  The collegians did reveal their opinion in sighs and disapproving glances, turning over in their sleep, sniffing, groaning.  On the other hand, Hal wanted information about the border.  It was an economic equation to Hal, who was a matter of fact, Yankee Doodle plain spoken, practical thinker.   The advantage to Hal was immediate, unparalleled and most of all, profitable.  The disadvantage was negligible and fleeting.

Hal told Bell, "Yes." 

At full light, the rain stopped, through Austin and a brief stop for and into the stock yards at San Antonio, several acres of steers stamping in the wet dust, the special was passed onto the road for the St. Louis, Texas and Brownville Railroad to the border; and there was a long delay as they were watered and iced for the last leg.  Also, the news came through the cars that they were directed not to the Brownsville depot, but rather to another, smaller town to the west of Brownsville, along the Rio Grande river - a place called McAllen.

"McAllen is where we're headed, you know of it?" Hal asked the now well served, much relaxed Cox, seated on a bench with the layout of breakfast around him.  Hal had ordered Cox to sit in such a way that everyone could hear his remarks.  And once they'd returned the car to acceptable tidiness, brewed coffee, divided the last of the pies, puddings, and fruit, jam and bread, and the remains of the ham, the Knickerbocker Greys had suspended their disregard, temper and sullen disgust for the company of Negroes and crowded close to overhear Private James Cox for an interview of polite perspicuity while everyone shared what was left and ate with their fingers. 

"Sure, do.  Border town.  Not much.  Depot.  Telephone. Mostly a passin' through place. And now it got da New York National Guard."  Cox was long legged and short-spoken.  The porters idolized him, as the Tenth Cavalry was a famous all-colored regiment, a fifty-year reputation as Buffalo Soldiers; and the Tenth Cavalry was now a sensational part of the news because it had been cut up badly by a Mexican Federales machine gun ten days before at the Mexican mesa village named Carrizal.  Cox had missed the Carrizal gunfight, and was just returned from a twenty-day furlough.  He'd boarded the special to save himself the fare to Brownsville.   He took another cigarette from Fiske Burroughs, who was recording every word in his notebook.

"What about the Mexican Army - the Federales - are they near McAllen?" asked Lefferts Hutton.

Cox shook his head, negative.  "Only Mex' near Brownsville and the like is diggers and the like.  Y'know, campesinos, evil lookin' dirty faced rattlesnakes who work for eats."

"Why are they putting us there?" Hutton asked.

"You boys start askin' why da Army does what it does...well...."  Cox shrugged to the satisfied laughter of the four porters in the aisle.

"Can you tell us about Carrizal?" asked Lefferts Hutton, widening his eyes.

"Weren't dere," said Cox.

"What's a nigger gonna know?" muttered Wendt loudly.

"What does your rude inquiry accomplish, Mr. Wendt?" asked Burroughs.  "I ask in seriousness.  All any of us can know of Carrizal is what we have read in the newspaper reports in the last week.   To expect Mr. Cox to know more is to expect the total supernatural."

"It accomplishes, shithead, what I say," growled Kid Wendt.

Hal leaned forward and allowed his dark eyes to aim at Wendt.  Hal waited for Wendt to look away, and when he did, Hal whispered, "O.K."

Steers kicked Wendt hard enough to make him spill his coffee mug.  "Shut yer hole and listen to them that can read, Kid."

Cox chewed and added to Burroughs,  "What I hear we got sent up at a machine gun,"

"Carrizal is a village in the high desert in Chihuahua Province," began Fiske Burroughs from his notes, "about three hundred miles to the northwest from here.  Mountainous plateau of ravines, naked bounders, dried run-offs, narrow, shallow streams they call rivers, a sense of flatness because everything is twelve hundred feet high.  It's called a mesa.  Where Pershing and the expedition have been chasing Villa.  The newspaper accounts," continued Fiske Burroughs with a brisk, confident tone, "which are decidedly incomplete, not researched in the field, certainly not informed by more than the surviving, available American officers, say that General Pershing learned that Villa could be captured at Carrizal.   A week ago, Wednesday, the twenty-first.  Two undermanned troop, C and K, of the Tenth Cavalry, Colored, about eighty-four men, with three officers, arrived at the outskirts of Carrizal before dawn, and formed up around 630 in the morning in an open field, southeast of the town.  Captain Boyd of the Tenth parleyed with the Federales commander and, according to Captain Morey, the surviving officer's account to generals Pershing and Funston, written while Morey was hiding from the Mexicans later that same day, Captain Boyd received permission to enter the town.  The Mexican force is said to have been as large as seven hundred men, with a machine gun.  Boyd, for unexplained cause, was fearful of an ambush.  Leaving his horses, he formed up his attack on foot and advanced to within three hundred yards of the Mexican line, when the shooting started.   A running gunfight continued for over and hour.  The Federales flanked the Americans and chased off their horses.  After nine o'clock in the morning, K troop started to fall back, then C Troop.  The troopers fled all day and into the night, when Eleventh Cavalry found stragglers.  Many dead and wounded.  Captain Morey survived by walking all night and finding a mud hole, then an abandoned campsite for food.  The Mexicans captured two dozen of the Tenth."

"What happened to Boyd?" asked Lefferts Hutton.

"Reported dead," said Burroughs.  "Lieutenant Adair is also reported dead.  The first report said that the Mexicans killed them specially, after the death of their commander, Gomez."

"Shit," said Steers.

  Burroughs asked Cox, "Do you know any of the names of the dead enlisted men, or the prisoners?"

"Knows 'em, right," Cox replied, and stopped talking.

"Who shot first?" Hal asked; he watched the faces of the boys; they were both astonished and confused that this man, Cox, could easily have been dead out there in the Mexican dust - that it was a peculiar fate that he'd been spared.

"That's the question," said Steers, "hey, Kid?"

"First fist, aye," said Wendt.

Cox shrugged and ate from the remains on his lap of the cold amber pie, sweet potato pudding, mush bread, and apple custard.  Hal saw Cox did not place significance at the cant remarks of Irishmen; Hal saw he didn't seem to care at all at who shot first; Hal saw that Co was hungry and enjoying his luck.

Fisk Burroughs responded, "According to Captain Morey, the Federales opened fire.  The Federales say they were attacked.  Perhaps.  Captain Morey says that Boyd expected the Mexicans to flee.  There's a story that says Villa was present in the hills nearby and watched the gunfight between his adversaries and laughed."

Hutton asked, "You believe that?"

"I report what I read in the newspapers," said Burroughs, writing the more.

"What about you, Private Cox?" Hutton asked Cox.

Cox shrugged,  "Maybe dat Villa, he's a ghost.  We chasin' him since March, and what we found is nuttin.'  Like a ghost, nuttin'."

"The last reliable report of Villa," said Fiske Burroughs, "is that he was wounded in a gunfight, by one of his own people, and that he's either recuperating or dying."

Mention of Villa, the florid, notorious, cinematic, spectacularly politically astute General Pancho Villa, patriot, candidate, soldier, horseman, bandit, legend, ignited general comment in many voices, questions about Villa's whereabouts, remarks about the likelihood that Villa was long deceased and that General Pershing was chasing a legend, disputes as to the reliability of the Carranza government that had made Villa an outlaw after treating with him as an ally, the profound, enervating mystery of Mexican politics, why it was called "sick," why the United States Army could not subdue an ill-armed, unfed, vastly outnumbered gang - all this, in addition to thoughts about food, the heat, and how long till they reached McAllen, all this was eventually supplanted by just one speaker, the scholarly, judicious, and decidedly over-educated, over-thoughtful Lefferts Hutton, who was explaining himself to Hal and Herbie but was eventually addressing the whole audience.   Hutton's speech began soft, serene, and then took on the cautious, sincere sound of a much older, wiser man, a graybeard of his father's generation, who was accustomed to the irony of history: "I don't believe Villa was anywhere near Carrizal, and that sort of rumor is self-important talk, to make excuses for us and to vilify the Mexicans," said Hutton.  "It's all very well after the fact to say that you had information that Villa was here or there, yet this is not the first time General Pershing has sent elements of his Punitive Force into a town, and it's not the first, or tenth time, that our cavalry has come across the Federales.  But it is the first time that two allies have found a six hour running gun battle, without any attempt to call a ceasefire, just banging away at each other, seeing the others uniforms and flags.   I think it was a failure of command on both sides.  I think the American officers owe explanations for why they forced the confrontation, when they could see the opposition was Federales.  And the Mexican officers, inexcusable, to open fire on the American cavalry, on the American flag.  And for this, I think President Wilson finds himself in a quandary."

"If that means he's stuck his face in the wrong saloon- haw haw!" roared Wendt.

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"It means," continued Hutton softly, "that the President sent us to the border, and to the brink of a war with Mexico, because of a gunfight between friends.  Carrizal, the disaster and fright at Carrizal, the headlines about Carrizal, that's why we got the rush to get on the cars and come out here.  Carrizal, and Carrizal alone was the straw.  The United States and Mexico agree that Villa is a blackguard and a nuisance - not a profound nuisance, not a weighty danger, just a nuisance, like bad weather, or a bad crop.  The United States and Mexico agree that there is nothing to fight over.  The United States and Mexico agree that in such a war, the United States will win and Mexico will lose, just as has happened before.  And what is to be discovered?  Not one thing.  The President knows that to attack Mexico is a brutal, impulsive, thoughtless thing of itself.  Like attacking a stupid old cur.  What do you gain?  Mexico can't resist a month.  Our Navy will close Tampico and Vera Cruz.  Our Army will march straight to Mexico City.  Three months, four.  And the President will have chased the ancient, inept Carranza, smashed the poorly equipped Federales, and won a small, small war.  No glory, no meaning.  I won't say dishonorable.  Honor doesn't enter the story."

The boys studied pink faced Lefferts Hutton to see if he would break the spell; he looked like them, yet he spoke like an old man, some concatenation of a rueful scholar, a horny handed diplomat, an over delicate preacher.  Hutton gently removed his eyeglasses to clean, then, to mop his eye sockets and brow from the perspiration.  For a moment in his anxious, ruminative pose, he appeared as sober and burdened as the politicians he measured, a baby-faced Wilson, a beardless Hughes; and he then smiled at his own thoughts and looked to Hal with pleasant, felicitous curiosity.

"What do you think?" Hutton asked.

Hal's thoughts were matter of fact and of the moment.  He glanced out the window to a sudden corkscrew of dust that lifted from the wasteland to the east and scooped a gigantic handful of fine powder over the cars, into the aisles, so that Hal could taste Texas.  "Carrizal is faraway to the west in Mexico and done with, and what I heard from that is that it is dangerous to make a wrong move in Mexico.   This place McAllen is what I care about, and it's in Texas, and we're not likely to see Mexico for a long while - a hot, dull long while.  There sounds as much chance as us marching into Mexico as there is those Federales marching on Texas.   Private Cox, you say it's a border town, and it doesn't have an Army post or anything like.  This means it is wide open to what's coming.  We do have a prime advantage.  We're the front end of a long, long train - the 71st, the 14th and 12th, the 47th, the cavalry and artillery, and eventually the 69th, and that's just the New York regiments -- that's going to make McAllen the hungriest, ornieriest, best armed and best supplied town from here to El Paso; and we're good to get into town first.  We're going to have a few hours to look over the terrain, to identify and secure the best spot we can, to get up our pyramidals, to mark our wells, and most of all to make certain we have food can eat, plenty of it."

"And smokes!" said Steers.

"Our business," continued Hal, "is to fix it in such a way that the other enterprising boys coming behind us don't have an opportunity to elbow us aside.  We labor together, we'll hold together.  Four hours to McAllen, they say.  The baggage train is long since arrived there and await us to get it unloaded.  Unloading that baggage train is ours to get to quick, with spirit, with plans.  We get to our big equipment fast as we can - we lay claim to it right away.  Bull and I know the trainman with our equipment -" Bull Steers issued unsurprising Fulton Street vulgarities about the trainman - "... and he's available," Hal continued talking over Steers, "to our persuasion and a little cash too, to get our hands on the good cars quick.    Everyone get his kit together now so you're ready to go as soon as the cars stop.  Whatever McAllen is, they're likely to put us outside of town on land that no one much wants, on land the Army can just lay claim to.  Scrub land, with water nearby.  This is likely to be a land grab for us, and that lot,"- he meant the First and Second Battalions in the front cars  - "...that lot will bellow that they get handed the best spot because they're fighting companies.  No.  They can have what they want.   But not before us.  We're going to claim the best piece of Texas we can reach.  And we don't give up what we claim."

Exuberant, relieved comments of agreement, unhesitating support, fretful acknowledgement that there wasn't any leadership to wait on in the company or the regiment, measured opinions of the inexplicable failure of the officers to communicate, to plan, to contribute in any way to the fundamental welfare of the regiment, all this followed Hal's speech as applause follows an opening act.   Ever afterward, this was known in the company as the "Hal takes charge speech." This was a self-electing lot of young men, accustomed to privileges, and they laid hold to the advantage of Hal Coolidge's pragmatic, tool-built leadership: Hutton, Burroughs, Pennypacker, Tripp and more of the Knickerbocker Greys in the car joined in, boys of family prestige, unshakeable prospects, potent parenting, reliable temperament - so many joined in that it was more than a squad's worth, was perhaps nearly a platoon's worth, was quickly the whole of the Pullman, every boy inquiring genteelly if they too were to join the rush to the baggage train and the land rush to camp.

Hal told Steers, "We take as many as we can.  You round up the working men."

Steers heard Hal's meaning and cursed, squirmed and resisted, but he did not refuse.  "What horseshit," Steers tried.

"Right?" asked Hal.

"All right, all right," from Steers, lighting up; he was smoking Fatima, and most gleefully, as it was a fashionable brand he could easily bum from the college boys.  "S'long's I get my pick wi' them senoritas."

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Later, chugging past the prominent three and four story brick-made buildings and spreading stockyards, backed up rolling stock, gape-mouthed soldiers and muck-sweated Mexican work gangs at Brownsville - the Army headquarters for the defense of the border as far Rio Grande City -- then steadily at a trot up the gradual incline of the river valley, through tiny Mercedes, through tiny Pharr, the train slowed to a crawl as it approached McAllen on a flat yellow brown.  McAllen was flatter than flat, so flat that you could see the curvature of the earth; and it was already a khaki colored landscape of mesquite shrubs, corn and vegetable fields close to muddy canals, chewed up livestock, broken posts, trash piles of ties, rocks, vehicle parts, and up there a where the tracks divided into two spurs, a starkly plain stucco and tile-roofed, wind battered depot building in the middle of a crapulous line of plank-built and rain rotted platform.  All this colorless flatness was bathed in a hot wind and a gigantic sun that by noontime had steamed off the damp from a surprising early morning downpour - it hadn't much rained in fourteen months -- and was throwing off white rollers of dust from the ceaseless sea of dust that was the South Texas, Lower Rio Grande border.

Hal turned from eating dust at the window, checked his mental list of items to accomplish, and then told Herbie, "O.K, you ready, you know I'm going to take charge for us, the way Ma would like, good for you?"

Herbie smiled slowly as he repeated himself twice with the fresh glee of their days in New York City, with the sturdy, vibrant assurance of their boyhood together on the Ossining hills.  "Yeah, Hal, Ma would like it."  Herbie's face was a round beam of chubby, beardless cheerfulness, the forever child ready for a new day at play.

Hal, standing, stretching, gesturing in the easy, commanding, scrupulous, muscular way he'd learned in the garages he'd worked, the posture of a foreman, told the boys in the car, "Ready, ready, this is our work now," and then walked forward in the rocking, banging, dust-choked and foul-smelling cars to find the company first sergeant.

"I've thought about this 'sergeant' rank.  For me and Bull Steers."

Ahern rubbed and picked at his face, white, salt-caked, and only half alert.  He hesitated to reply; he spoke frailly,  "You will do it?

"I pick my corporals.  Bull Steers picks his.  You take what we don't."

"Good, good, thank you, good."

"You give us the hostlers, ironsmiths, any carpenters, plumbers we can find.  You also give me the boys who want to join us."  Hal named ten names, starting with the Grays: Hutton and Burroughs, Pennypacker and Tripp.  "We handle the wagons, the mounts for the officers, the two automobiles.  The boys don't figure on the typing and the keeping of books."

Ahern protested, "What do I do for typists and stenographers?"

"They want to learn about the teams and the automobile engines."

"If I have enough who can type."

"I can understand this as a yes, right?"

Ahern was glum, resigned.  "It's a yes.  Yes.  Please, yes."

Hal wasn't finished: he needed to secure access to food for the boys and supplies and parts and fuel for his autos.  "Who's mess sergeant?"
            "Since you're taking platoon, I'll name Jamie Van Santvoord."

Van Santvoord was still dozing in his seat ahead, if that could be called sleep: he was suffering from two days of dehydration, malnutrition, unrelieved exhaustion: there was also a fever and diarrhea going through the cars which overwhelmed the toilets and made the boys insensate to their own stench and indifferent to care.

"And who's quartermaster sergeant?"

"I don't have one.  Want that job, too?" Though weakened like Van Santvoord and disconsolate about his own ability, Ahern tried his version of his father the banker's salesmanship.  "You know the deputy quartermaster for the regiment, I'm sure.   He gave us the autos you're in charge of."

"David Silver?"

"That's him."  Ahern sighed and tried smirking.  "The Jewish cavalry, they call it.  No one wants the job.  You certain you don't?"

Cautious, conservative, step at a time Hal stated, "I want to take care of my boys."

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The cars jolted to a cracking, scraping halt.  Whistles, gritty calls, mule teams banging alongside, a general groan and retching from the cars, and what also sounded like gunshots from the nearby dust-coated, window-shuttered, half empty and formally prosperous cotton and horse town of McAllen - a line of similar failed, mostly vacant frontier towns that had lost everything of the future with the triumph of the Boll Weevil -- quickly filled the moment with questions.  Ahern started to stand, and slipped back into his bench; he was thinner and his uniform was stained; he rallied his gentleman's sense of a bargain. "Shake on it?"

            Hal, not a ruminative or reluctant young man, had a vision of himself as a leader, and he aimed to be paid for it; Hal asked bluntly and loudly, "What's quartermaster sergeant pay?"

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     ". . . I know, it's early," continued Hal; he flipped out his trousers legs and pulled them up, fetching a hand towel not quite dry from the humid night air.  The old tar soap and the not-new toothbrush were in his hand when he finished his thought, "and I know it might not come to a job today, but it's a chance, a strong chance.  Mr. Finkelstein said they're hiring as many as fifty men.  And Mr. Finkelstein's not wrong on this . . . if we're quick and early and get our names in."  Hal pushed into his work boots and, at the door, reminded Herbie, "Keep moving along."  

      N. Finkelstein, the dispatcher on Spruce Street who kept account of outgoing Staats Zeitung editions from the presses to the loading dock, was a cranky man who had been ancient when Hal, at fourteen, had worked for him in Hal's first summer in 

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Manhattan; and ever since those torrid months, Finkelstein had been Hal's most reliable source of information.  When Finkelstein, who could tell astonishing, frightening, supernatural tales of his youth in East Prussia, said something was about to happen in a commercial way, it did: Finkelstein was Hal's equal to a portent certain, and the night before, as Hal and Herbie had taken the shortcut across City Hall Park and passed Finkelstein's tiny alcove of a dukedom on Spruce Street, Finkelstein had hailed Hal with the tip of an advertisement scheduled to run in this Sunday's automobile sections of the city papers inviting applicants to one of the swiftest-growing automobile enterprises, a Willys-Overland dealership uptown on Automobile Row.

      Hal's stepbrother Herbie did not answer as he, already washed and dressed--Herbie had been up for a half hour before Hal opened his eyes--was busy arranging the bedcovers for a third time, smoothing, tucking, tightening, and then he began again on the corners.

       ". . . and we'll find the money, you can count on it," Hal continued, returned from the landing toilet and washroom, "and if we can get these jobs, and we're more than qualified, we will have the money by next Christmas."  Hal spoke resolutely, not as if he were proposing a case, rather as if all was determined.  Herbie did not resist Hal's decisions.

      Herbie was satisfied with the bedcovers, the nightstand, the two-drawer bureau with their clothes; and he was now lacing his boots precisely to make the ends symmetrical the way he liked them.

      Hal finished his best blue knit tie, loaded his pockets with one quarter, six pennies, and his billfold with five single dollars in it--four for the rent and one for the weekend's meals--and led Herbie down the stairs onto the narrow sidewalk of Pearl Street, where the vibrating sounds from the El tracks above momentarily overwhelmed any conversation.  In the fresh first light from the east over the tenements, Hal saw the sharp shadows of the heavy cars approach from the south like a flight of swooping birds of prey, and then the train was overhead and on top of them as the brakes screamed, and the train halted at its Fulton Street station. The brothers turned the corner onto Fulton and, as the train moved on to the north, Hal could speak without shouting, "We've got time, we'll hoof it up Broadway and save the fare."

      Herbie said, "Yeah, good, Hal."

      "We'll get you breakfast at Herald Square."

      At Broadway, with the sunrise horse-drawn traffic growing quickly as the lumbering teams made the turn pulling tarp-covered loads onto Fulton toward the ferry, Hal paused while a half-full electric trolley passed them slowly moving north.  No, he thought.  Also, there was the stairwell down to the subway.  Save two fares, he thought.  That's ten cents we don't have to earn again.

      Hal faced Herbie.  Their daily commute was a comfortable round-trip walk to the National Biscuit Company garage at Fifteenth Street and Tenth Avenue.  It would be a hot walk to Automobile Row.  Hal didn't want them to present themselves caked with salty sweaty; it wouldn't look promising if they couldn't spare the carfare.  He took off his coat and hooked it over his left arm.  Herbie imitated him.   Hal took off his forage cap.  Herbie imitated him, and he also pushed his wavy brown hair back from his ears and off his thick brow.

 "We look like reliable men.  Sober, experienced and married.  Right?"

 "Good, Hal."

 
"We must say we are married men, you will remember?"

  "Yeah."

 "The advertisement is only for married men.  If they ask for your wife's name, say 'Annie.' You say 'Annie,' and I'll say 'Annie,' if they ask me, too.  Don't say 'Mrs. Hoffman.'  They don't care.   It's just part of the advertisement.  Annie said we can use her name.  She understands why we are doing it, and she says that she never had two such suitors in her time, and is sure we have wives named 'Annie' waiting for us in the future.  Now.  Who is my wife?" Hal questioned.

      "Annie," Herbie answered immediately with an uncontrolled grin.

      Mrs. Anna "Annie" Hoffman owned Hoffman's Restaurant on Pearl Street where Hal and Herbie took their evening meals.  Widowed, prominent in the neighborhood, good to Herbie, Annie had through the years in New York come to serve as their in-town mom; she was the younger sister of one of their mother's friends, another house matron, in Ossining.

      "Who is your wife?"

      Herbie answered cautiously, "Annie?"

      "Right."

      Herbie did not show a concern for the deception; instead, Herbie was planning for the moment: he was eyeing the restaurant already warmly lit for arriving customers on the other side of Broadway.

      Hal distracted Herbie from his hunger; "There're egg sandwiches for a good price, uptown."

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Fit, conscientious, amiable; presentably dressed in their brushed working man's worsted wool, pinch-back brown suits, the two brothers--one a six-foot-tall, long-nosed, dark-lanky-haired, gracile twenty-two-year-old; the other a five-and-a- half-foot, squat, chestnut-haired, meaty-shouldered, full-moon-round-faced, lumbering and awkward nearly nineteen-year-old--followed the trolley tracks up Broadway past the façade of St. Paul's Church, past the looming monolith of the Woolworth Building and the chipped sandcastle of the Post Office and the leafy elms of City Hall Park, the frantic pedestrian flow on Newspaper Row--the carts were lined up like farm hands in front of the Trib, Sun and World buildings--and, crossing Chambers, they plunged into the rising canyon toward Union Square.   They saw the morning city population moving customarily to and from the trolleys, the storefronts and vending corners, the El and the underground stations, preparing for the pedestrian rush in the next hours.  They passed heaped rag carts and black-bearded ragmen, tiny newsboys and newsgirls crowding around the drop-offs, misshapen fellows with watering cans, bowler-wearing bootblacks, ash carts and their keepers, one-man street sweepers; the first deployment of peddlers of suspenders, of sponges, of shoe strings; pretzel vendors pushing brightly painted carts, a man with a grindstone on a small wagon, larger grindstones at work on the back of carts, an organ grinder moving to his corner in haste, two burly policemen, and the occasional young woman on her way home in last night's frock.  Passing Union Square's wide-open gardens dotted with hansom cabs seeking fares, and more peddlers dispersing up from the Ghetto, the brothers followed Broadway's thirty-degree turn to the west toward Midtown.  The buildings grew newer, with bright, striped awnings lowered for the rising sun.  By the time they reached the open spaces of Madison Square, where there were hansom cabs as well as double-decker autobuses at the curbs, they were both sweaty and thirsty, so Hal bought them two scoops of water from a clean-looking vendor; and when they reached Herald Square they were both beyond peckish.  The gathering clerks for Gimbel's, Macy's and Saks were parading with sweet buns or fruit.  Hal didn't want to linger; at a stand across from the Herald, where Hal and Herbie had worked as loaders one summer, he bought Herbie a runny egg sandwich the way he liked it, licking his fingers and using his kerchief as a tablecloth, and he got a hot buttered roll for himself.  They ate while pushing hard through a crowd gawking at a horse-drawn collision with an overloaded truck before the Opera House and then moved single-file into the dense pedestrian streams through the Forties as the early commuter cars delivered skimmer-hatted clerks and broad-brimmed straw hat-wearing, dour, white-bloused women in bountiful ankle-length black skirts.   North of the theatrical billboards for unsavory new plays and violent motion pictures, the horse-drawn traffic was overrun by the autotrucks and automobiles, which forced Hal and Herbie to leave the trolley tracks and pace along the curb.  The prominent Midtown hotels and clubs on Fifth Avenue wouldn't brighten with patrons for another two hours; already the disciplined battalions of servants and vendors were rushing to prepare for another steamy, thrifty Friday in early summer, June 23, 1916.

      Hal was relieved that the employee entrance was still locked at the prominent façade of the C. T. Silver Motor Company at the nine-storey 1760 Broadway building, beside the Broadway Tabernacle Church at Fifty-sixth Street.  By the clock on Broadway--Hal did not own a pocket watch--it was 6:20 A.M. and the managers must still be en route.

      "We're on time," Hal told Herbie, "and doesn't this look promising?"

      The three show windows on Broadway were plush with gold-leafed signage, with matching dark awnings, brass accessories; and the windows displayed the heart of the marble-finished showroom with seven differently arranged, black, polished, opened-up and shining new Willys-Overland Six touring vehicles, five-seaters, with slip covers, shock absorbers, trunk racks, bumpers, tool kits.   Bunting for the approaching Fourth of July, and for the routine National Guard parades on Broadway these days, festooned the benches, chairs and tables surrounding the Overlands.  Salesman's desks were arranged on either side of the merchandise, like gun platforms, and in the rear there were several black doors leading to the interior, probably to the garage.  Tidy and rich, Hal thought, but I wonder where the new mechanics go?

      Within moments, a new Chalmers Roadster halted to let out a clean-shaven middle-aged gentleman, gray temples under his skimmer; he slipped between Hal and Herbie with an, "Excuse me, young gentlemen," and opened the employee door with a bright key on a chain.  He glanced around in puzzlement as Hal and Herbie both removed their caps.

      "Good morning, sir, I am Hal Coolidge and this is my partner, Herbie Hecht, born in Westchester, the both of us, and we are automobile mechanics and have come to apply for two of the fifty new mechanic positions to be advertised in the newspapers, offering a twenty-five per cent bonus to our weekly wages and a week's vacation," Hal enunciated his words as he'd studied to do, crisply, no drawling, few contractions.  "We are experienced, sober, married young men, with three years of work on all manner of internal combustion engines and vehicles at several garages on the West Side.  Willys-Overland certainly, as well as Packards, Maxwells, Hupmobiles, Fords, Stevens-Duryea, Coles, Pierce-Arrows, Wintons, Appersons, Studebakers--and Chalmers, too, and all trucks in the city, Packards, Whites, Quads, Macks, Saurers, FWDs, Locomobiles, Krebs.  We've taken them apart and fixed them right up, brakes, steering, axles, wheels.  We have references and an address on Pearl Street, and we're ready to work, whatever hours you need."

      "Well, now, well, now.  Two of the fifty I need?  Yes.  Come in."

      Two other trim, younger men, without skimmers, arrived to follow them into the showroom, and swiftly the newcomers attended to the morning chores: curtains parted and tucked, awnings lowered, windows opened, front doors unlocked, automobile doors opened, signs repositioned, one of which read, "The Handsomest 'Light Six' Offered for Sale."

      ". . . and what's this about applying for a job I haven't advertised yet?" asked the older man, who was now, as he stacked an ink pot beside the blotter on a desk and brought out a nameplate, was revealed as the modest proprietor of an immodest enterprise, Mr. C. T. Silver himself, smiling, curious.  "How did you hear about it?  My shop men, my son?"

      "We learned from a former employer of ours on Newspaper Row.   Mr. Finkelstein of Spruce Street," answered Hal precisely.  "And we came to put our names in as early as possible.  We can start today.  We have to give notice at out garage on Tenth, sir.  We can be back here tomorrow morning." 

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     "Finkelstein of Spruce Street?"  Silver laughed genuinely.  "Don't recall seeing him at the Times office."  Silver took scratch paper from his desk and laid out a sheet before Hal.  He placed down an Eberhard Faber pencil.  "Put your names on this, and your addresses, for certain."  Silver hesitated at sharp sounds from the back of the building, the whoosh of an air compressor.  "Wait, my foreman's here."

      A long-armed, thick-black-haired young man in shirt and tie and clean gray overalls walked through the inner black door.    Silver introduced Hal and Herbie as applicants. The foreman's name over his pocket and pack of Helmar's was "Louis G. Duquet." "You're mechanics?"  Hal explained their experience quickly, leaving out most of the makes. "We sell Overlands," Duquet replied, not friendly.

      Hal answered, "Willys-Overlands are straightforward to maintain."

      Silver grunted.  "I've been listening to complaints about them for seven years."

      "I've found when you show the owner the problem, " Hal returned, "and how simple it is to fix, they cheer up and ask about other engines you can fix, and what you'd recommend for their next purchase.  I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Overlands."

      Silver laughed.  "That's natural salesmanship!"

      Duquet looked down at Herbie.  "You're this mechanic, too, hey?"

      Herbie crushed his cap like a towel, head down, making his tiny sigh to Hal.

      "What's wrong with him?" Duquet asked Hal.

      Silver frowned but didn't intervene.

      "Nothing at all," said Hal.  "How long you worked on automobile engines?"

      "As long as you, Hal."

      "What's that?" Duquet demanded of Herbie.

      Herbie repeated his words twice more in his wetly sibilant, poorly glottal pronunciation; it came out sadly indistinct on the third attempt at "Athongath ulemm, Howwl."  Herbie wanted to try a fourth time; Hal shook him off.

      Grunting, wiping palms on his overall pocket flaps, Duquet turned his gaze to his boss, but before he could comment, a young man in a trim blue suit, brilliant white shirt, carrying a skimmer and a cup of coffee, approached the desk. "Good morning, Father."

      "David, David, what are you doing in so early?"

      "Dropped by to get some cash from you, what else?"

      Silver laughed and laughed.  "David, I want you to meet two clever fellows, clever just like us."  Silver addressed Hal, "This is my son, and he's off to Mexico soon to whip those Mex', kee-rect?"

      "Preee-pared, Father!" was David Silver's jest.  He was a jovial, not tall, round-faced, well-barbered man a little older than Hal, pudgy and soft looking in his good clothes, with a big-toothed smile and long-fingered hands. He put down his cup and saucer on the desk.  ". . . not so clever today, marching in this heat wave, I'm afraid.  The regiment's called on parade at three-thirty from the Armory, to march down Fifth to Herald Square and then back to muster up Park and Lex.  Another recruiting drive.  We're woefully short, four hundred short at least, and we're not going to find more than a dozen before we go."

      "No?" said his father. "When?"

      "The latest guess is next week, but it's a guess."   David Silver shrugged manfully and shook his head to convey discretion.  "After the four miles today, is sure."

      His father slapped his tabletop.  "Are you ahorse, at least?"

      "Afoot.   The colonels will ride in style, of course."

      "One of mine?"

      "They're mightily tempted in this scorcher."

      C. T. Silver produced a roaring, unself-conscious laugh.  When he slapped his tabletop with both hands this time, he looked to Hal and Herbie.  "David's an officer with the Seventh, on Colonel Fiske's staff," he explained, as if Hal would understand him completely and demonstrate patriotic appreciation.

      Hal returned, "Very good."  Herbie was still.  What Hal could guess was that this was about the excitement of the last week, the presidential call-up of the famous New York National Guard because of an emergency in Mexico, perhaps because there was going to be a war with Mexico.  Finkelstein had said something about Mexico when he said there would presently be a shortage of trained mechanics everywhere in the city.  Since no one Hal knew was in the militia, and since Hal believed the militia was for the rich, the restless or the well-employed, the national preparedness crisis, so-called, had passed mostly by Hal's attention like a Fifth Avenue parade.

      C. T. Silver was explaining to his son that he'd found Mr. Coolidge and Mr. Hecht on his doorstep this morning because they wanted to apply for a mechanic's job that hadn't been advertised yet.   ". . . and they found out about it from Mr. Finkelstein of Spruce Street!"

      David Silver teased, "Maybe we should ask Mr. Finkelstein when we're departing for the border."  And to Hal, David Silver spoke generously, "Hope you get the job; I'm rooting for you," and he called after Hal with a cheerful, "Good luck!" before he turned to conferring with his father.

      Duquet ordered, "Come with me," and led the brothers into the interior of the building, a newly renovated garage with a double bay of doors onto Fifty-seventh Street.  The ground floor had two automobile elevators at the center that lifted the vehicles to the floor above.  "Six thousand square foot," cried out Duquet over the screeching of the motor and cables as the elevator engaged and descended.  They walked by a workbench where several thick-armed, clean-shaven men in gray "C. T. Silver Motors" overalls were setting up their tool racks for the day.  "Fireproof," said Duquet,  "All modern conveniences.  Not just for our own but also automobiles traded in or sold.  See?"

       Hal was especially impressed by the disciplined labor, the extravagant dimensions, the quality of the equipment and the comfortable working conditions: well-lit, airy, with just the correct aroma of gasoline, grease and rubber.  There were already six autos lined up tightly in a row to be directed to the service area: Hal counted a Stevens-Duryea seven-passenger touring car, a new Hudson, a 1915 Pierce-Arrow, a 1916 Peerless, a 1916 Mercer toy tonneau, a 1915 Maxwell, and a Garford "Six" seven-passenger touring with wire wheels, clearly a prized property of a chauffeur and a big house.   A stubby Hupmobile was parked by the workbench with its cowl off, its engine swung up on tackle and blocks.

      When Duquet turned his back, Hal confided to Herbie, "We're doin' great," and Herbie nodded and beamed.

      "This is our beauty," Duquet announced.  He stopped beside a stock 22-72 Mercer raceabout.  "We put her into races for engines up to the 450 cubic inch piston displacement range.  The twin of this won a challenge in Havana some weeks back."

      Hal responded, "That's not 300 cubic inches, is it?"

      Duquet blinked with what might have been pleasure.  "It's 298.2.  You race?"

      "We'd like to.  We won a truck race once.  FWDs.  Long distance.  Fourteenth Street to Peekskill and return.  It wasn't about speed.  It was keeping the road."

      By the time they stepped through the service area onto Fifty-seventh Street, pushing through a line of glamorous young men in fine summer suits and $5 skimmers, waiting fretfully for their machines as if this was a maternity ward and not a gasoline alley, Hal was too headlong to think about the day other than as their first break they'd had since Herbie's dad had died two years before.  C. T. Silver Motors was heaven.  It was better than any garage Hal had seen or heard about in New York, and the pay was twenty-five per cent better by arrangement.   Mother was going to whoop with joy.  Twenty-four months' working and saving, maybe thirty-six, and they'd have what they needed to purchase their own dealership, or a sizeable share --

      ". . . said I want to see you alone," Duquet repeated.

      Hal recognized from the gruffness that bad news was coming.  They stood in the breeze, stepping free of a Winton Six that turned in from Fifty-sixth, the driver in overalls calling to Duquet, "Mornin', Lou."

      "Here now," Duquet started; he was going to smoke.  "We need you.  We've got this place for Chalmers, and down Broadway at Fiftieth, a whole new building by Thanksgiving, and I need all he experienced men I can find."

      Hal heard discomfort; he tried, "That's us."

      "You."  Lighting his cigarette, he exhaled.   "Just you."

      Hal glanced at his brother.  "Herbie Hecht and I are partners."

      "How much you take home?"

      Hal spoke accurately, "Forty-nine dollars a month.  We both do, at the National Biscuit Garage at Thirteenth and Eleventh.  Trucks mostly.  Our foreman's Mr. Archie Vernon."

      "We'll pay $80.  When can you start?"

      Hal knew this was defeat; he tried a last time, "We can start soon tomorrow."

      Duquet spoke unambiguously, "I can't help your pal there.  Nobody can."  Duquet turned his back and strode into his automobile paradise.

      Later, as they passed the chugging locomotive equipment in the New York Central and Hudson yards along Tenth Avenue, Herbie was waving at the fresh 

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Pullman cars making up for points west as if they were friendly horses, while Hal was cheering them on, ". . . and if we keep this pace up, we can punch in by eight, like I told Mr. Vernon," and they cut along from Chelsea Park to reach Eleventh and downhill to National Biscuit.  The last four blocks, Hal said, "Race ya," and they accelerated with laughs, two young men in high spirits.  Herbie didn't mind about C. T. Silver Motors; it was all the same to Herbie if they worked just anywhere, even if they committed their dreams to marching the trolley tracks of New York in search of a pot of gold.   Only Hal felt bashed by the rejection, and as he ran along, he preached to himself a version of his mother's golden proverb, "Other ways to get ahead.  Way will open, way always does open."

      Hal continued this debate with himself in his waking sleep the next morning, when he came out of his exhaustion--"Hal Coolidge!  Herbie Hecht!" --and then he was alert to realize the voice was from the landing outside his door.  "A gent fer ya!"  It was the landlord, Mr. Burnius, a solitary squirrel of a miser, bellowing from his own door on the ground floor. Mr. Burnius had been adamant the time Hal and Herbie had roomed here that he was not a messenger or postman for his tenants.  "I come up, cost ya day's rent!"

      Dressed hastily, Hal and Herbie reached Mr. Burnius as he slammed his door, and they found outside in the cool sunrise a gleaming Overland Six, top down, door open, David Silver standing at alert.

      "Good morning, forgive me, for waking you, I couldn't think what else to do to reach you before Monday.  Father gave me your address.  Forgive me."  He bowed, lifting his $5 skimmer; he was dressed in sporting clothes, a bright blue and white striped tie and gleaming gold buttons on his blazer.  "We met yesterday morning at my father's office."

      "No trouble," Hal answered, curious.  "It's getting on to work time for us."

      "Let me buy you breakfast.  Is there somewhere?"

      Soon they were at Mrs. Hoffman's Restaurant, at the clean wooden counter top, sitting elbow to elbow on tottering stools, served strong coffee, flapjacks with once-over eggs, and Hal's favorite, ham toast, made to Hal's taste with three ounces of whipping cream and heavy cayenne.  David Silver liked the flapjacks immediately, swallowing in gulps.  "I know that Lou Duquet offered you one job, not two," started David Silver.  "And I know you turned it down, which I admire.  What my old teacher would call an act of a man with bottom."

      Hal put down his cup.  "Herbie and I work together."

 

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     "Yes.  Here.  I'm asking you here to sign on to my regiment, the Seventh, as privates assigned to headquarters company, same as I am.  We need you to care for the Overlands my father has presented my colonels.  The regiment is short of everything, with many men away and a deal of married men begging to be excused.  But of twelve or thirteen hundred men, not one mechanic.  My father's garage is full of mechanics, and hiring more, but they won't go with us; they say the same thing, family men.  And here you and Mr. Hecht arrive on the week we need you, and we do need you.  I should say, your country needs you, but that seems out of line with what I'm thinking.  Let's leave patriotism aside and keep to the terms of employment.  What do you say?"

      Hal looked at Herbie, who kept eating his eggs, more eggs.  Hal replied candidly, "I'll have to say, thank you for your kind words and thinking of us, but we're building our savings, and we have a plan for a National Automobile Association dealership in White Plains or Yonkers.  Another year or two, and we can have what we need.  Three thousand dollars for the both of us."

      "It's the income, then, not the militia, not going off to Mexico in this Villa and Carranza crisis?"  David Silver put down his fork on the flapjacks.  "This is too good."

     "I didn't know much about Mexico," Hal commented, meaning to be modest but at the same time thorough.  "After your father spoke of you going to Mexico, I asked Mr. Finkelstein about it--last night on the way home.  Now I know the President has ordered you to be prepared to go to the border. Certainly I heard about the parade last week, when the Sixty-ninth Regiment went to Peekskill.  Now I know it involves the Mexicans in a civil war.  Now I know who President Carranza is, who used to be Mr. Wilson's friend, and I certainly know who Pancho Villa is and how he's murdered Americans in New Mexico.  I don't read the papers regularly, but we discuss them at the garage, and Mr. Finkelstein explains to me the political life when I ask him.  President Wilson is running for re-election, I know to be true, and I know that his call-up of the militia took place just after the Democratic Convention finished.  Is it a coincidence?  I don't know.  Mr. Finkelstein says we can say it's a convenience.  The Trib and the World and the Sun think not, if you read them.  I don't know about the Herald, the American or the Times.  Mr. Finkelstein says the German paper, Staats Zeitung, thinks the United States is going to invade Mexico."

      David Silver commented, "You know a deal, you and Mr. Finkelstein."

      Hal added, ". . . but no, it's not that, it's not about my opinion of the crisis, as they call it, the newspapers call it, the 'Preparedness Crisis.'  It's that Herbie and I don't think of us as fellows who have the time, or the funds, to join up and go away.  We have a mother in Ossining, who needs us, and we have a chance now to make something of ourselves.  To be something better, sir."

      "You're frank as well as honest."

      "Not so that I didn't deceive your father yesterday when I said we were married men," Hal replied. "You understand what we are.  Two mechanics with plans.  It's automobiles that are changing the United States, not going off to Mexico."

      David Silver laughed at Hal's cautious irony and finished his coffee.  "I spoke to my father about you and Mr. Hecht.  Father knows you aren't married men.  Neither am I.   We each have plans.  Right now, my plan is to provide mechanics for the two Overlands my father has given my colonels.  Your plan is to save money for your own business.  I have a compromise.  What if I tell you that Father agrees, like many other firms in New York, that Father agrees to pay your wages while you are on service with the Seventh?  Pay the wages you would receive at Silver Motors.  What would that be?"

      "Mr. Duquet offered me $80 a month."

      "Done," confirmed David Silver.  "Plus fifty cents a day for each of you, the militia's wages for a private.  It'll be sixty cents when you make first-class, and seventy and eighty when you make corporal, and a dollar as sergeant, when you get your stripes, as I know you will."

      "Fifty cents a day to start," Hal repeated the figures slowly and definitively, a man writing a contract in the air.  If Mrs. Hoffman had been up yet, he would have asked her to write it out.  "Three dollars and fifty cents a week each.  That's fifteen dollars a month each.  Plus eighty dollars from your Father.  That's ninety-five dollars each a month total.  Each, is that correct?  To join the Seventh Regiment and go with you to Mexico?"

      "Yes, it is."  David Silver loosed his right hand from his jacket pocket.  "And we can shake hands on it?"

      "Herbie, you're listening to this?"

      Herbie dipped into more ham toast and spoke with a mouthful.  "Yeah.  Good."

      Hal wanted to say, Done, also, but this wouldn't be responsible until he visited with Mother to win her approval.  "We have to visit with our mother, first."

      "And your family?" David Silver asked Herbie.

      Herbie spoke while chewing, "We're brothers," and David Silver couldn't hope to understand him.

      "Herbie's my step-brother," said Hal.  "My mother married his father.  Before his dad passed away.  We're family."

      "We thought it was like that."  David Silver lowered his head.  "I have to get on to my mother's.  We both have mothers."  The counter was now crowded with hungry working men.  More food arrived for Hal, also another serving of ham toast and a ham omelet that Herbie had ordered in his enthusiasm to dine on someone else's pocketbook.    "Can you walk me back to my auto?" David Silver asked Hal.  "I have to get to the Armory before going upriver and tell them you're coming by . . ." David Silver paid the bill, $.65, left a quarter and a dime on the counter, and led the way to his Overland.  "You'll let me know your decision today?" David Silver asked.  "We're departing next week.  Perhaps Monday or Tuesday, not later than Thursday.  You can go to the Armory on Sixty-seventh and Park today . . ."

      "Tomorrow."  Hal pressed, not about to forgo a day's wages in hand.  "We don't want to miss any more hours, and we have to say goodbye to Mr. Vernon and tell him."

      "Then, tomorrow.  And please give my name to the recruiter, First Sergeant Bigelow, who will have your names.  Here's my card to show if anyone asks, but I'll be waiting in the building.  It's liable to be-- pandemonium."

      "When we get back from church," Hal corrected.  "From church with Mother.  When we get back in the afternoon."  Hal breathed out and accepted the card.  It read: "First Lieutenant David A. Silver, Headquarters Company, Seventh Regiment, New York National Guard."  Hal added, "Depending upon my mother's opinion."

      At the open door, David Silver finished his thoughts, "I want you to hear something unfortunate but true from me.  There's an investigation just now into why Jews are barred from enlisting in the New York National Guard, did you know that?   Conducted by General Stotesbury for Governor Whitman, upon a complaint by the Kehillah Committee for the Protection of the Good Name of Immigrant Peoples.   It won't come to much, but it's official.   The regimental colonels will say it's not anti-Semitism, that is, religious prejudice; they will says it's because Jews are unpleasant, or overly sensitive, or squeamish, or needing gloves.  I'm a Jew, as you know, and I want you to know that I while I am not cranky or delicate, I am nonetheless the only Jew who is an officer in the Seventh Regiment.  And it's not unheard of to hear the remark from some knotheads that I am a showpiece, or perhaps that my father purchased my commission.  I joined last year after I left law school.  Law's not for me, as plain as that.  There are several Jews in the ranks, two of the non-commissioned officers, Coen and Braun, but I am the only officer.  A quartermaster.  It's called the Jewish Cavalry."

      Hal puzzled.  An El rounded the bend and started to break for the Fulton Street station.  Hal had regarded Silver Motors in many ways, luxurious, prestigious, 

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unapproachable; he had not thought: Jews, or anything close to Jews.  Certainly the Silvers were nothing like the Jews in the streams of gnarled, bearded slum dwellers and their rheumy kin shoveled into the Ghetto north of the Brooklyn Bridge.  Hal knew Jews like Finkelstein, who looked like a Jew, the long curved nose, the finger-waving speechifying.  David Silver looked and acted like a clubman stepped out of the Union League, a rich man's frothy, pin-cushion portly son.  Hal raised his voice over the screeching El, "I guess I didn't think you were a Jew!"

      David Silver asked loudly, "You have doubts about a business offer from a Jew?"

      "No.  No.  Ninety-five a month, each?   It's my lucky morning."  The five El cars banged to a humming stop.  Hal was overwhelmed with wonder at this turn of events; he shouted, "We're delighted!  I'm amazed!"

      "My grandfather's from near Vienna," declared David as the dust rained down from the tracks.  "And I tell you this so you have my open motive for asking you to join up.  It will make me look good that I provided, in the nick of time, the mechanics we needed for Father's gifts.  The Overlands will go with us with the horses, and they're yours to care for.  I will look very good."  The El banged to a start and the cars rumbled and clacked heavily north.  "And that's important to me!"  David Silver shouted.  "I want to serve my country!  I'm loyal to my family, like you!  We Jews are loyal!  And I like loyalty like yours!"  His hand came out.  "Shake on it?"

      "Yes."  Hal gave his hand; and afterward, as he stood by watching his benefactor David Silver depart Pearl Street, Hal thought, Way opened, just as Mother said.  And he laughed and cried, "Opened!"

  
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      The widow Mrs. Rosalind Coolidge Hecht, at forty-five petite and oval-faced like a brown hare, dressed in her happiest fine-flowered voile dress with a ribboned girdle and wearing top her favorite wide-brimmed Leghorn straw hat, rocked with her notes from the hymnal to show her thankfulness at the surprise of having her two sons join her at services.  In the pew beside them were Mrs. Hecht's affectionate church friends, with whom she usually sat, the widows Mrs. Gee and Mrs. Chatfield, who, like Mrs. Hecht, were veteran senior house matrons from Ossining estates above the Hudson; and Mrs. Hecht was assured of a week of sweetly competitive conversation in at least three manses about how handsome and mature Hal looked, how loving and heart-breakingly devoted Herbie was to his mother.  Thankful Mrs. Hecht raised her alto to match Hal's sonorous, gravelly baritone and Herbie's rich tenor - Herbie sang more discernibly than he spoke -- for the fourth verse, 

      "Stand up! Stand up for Jesus, the strife will not be long;

      this day the noise of battle, the next the victor's song;

      to him who overcometh, a crown of life shall be;

      he with the King of Glory shall reign eternally." 

      The recessional hymn arrived, followed by the closing prayer, the organ solo, the heartfelt "Amens" from the parishioners, and then Hal followed his mother and Herbie slowly in the receiving line to greet the full-bearded, pince-nez-wearing pastor--"What a gift for your Mother to have her boys surprise her . . ."   Spread out on the lawn beside the chapel, under the usefully fine weather of northern Westchester, the Briarcliff congregation divided along class lines, the newly prosperous villagers relocated from the city to one side, the long-time Yankee servants from the manses on another, and a handful of the widows of estate owners who did not favor the Anglican services up at the crossroads.   The gregarious, egalitarian pastor roamed among the knots of the old hands and the newcomers, mostly staying with the fresh families.   Hal and Herbie did not much like tea, so they stood patiently with their mother in their brown worsted wool suits, with ginger cake on a plate, to listen to Mrs. Gee's and Mrs. Chatfield's questions while they all waited to be fetched to the Baillie's estate by Ed Day.

      "Your mother says you have news?" asked Mrs. Gee.  "It must be good news?"

      "It's a new employment?" said Mrs. Chatfield.

      "I wouldn't let a son of mine keep a secret," said the daughters-only, tiny Mrs. Gee; in a cotton voile dress with a Persian design, she was even smaller than the petite Mrs. Hecht, nearly an elf, with curly fair hair beneath her flapping straw hat; she had raised her three surviving girl babies to become house servants like herself, now distributed up and down the Hudson River estates.

      Mrs. Chatfield, a ruddy-cheeked, corpulent woman in a prosperous blue Chinese pongee silk dress, was originally from Yonkers, not Vermont like her two friends; she was the most worldly of the trio, and therefore the most confrontational, burying two husbands in the Bronx churchyards and two children in a White Plains cemetery before she came to Ossining; one child she had lost to scarlet fever had been born different, like Herbie; and she cherished Herbie especially for her memory: she teased him adoringly, "You can whisper to me, darling," and bent her ear to Herbie's chin, which made Herbie giggle softly and try to hide behind Hal.  Mrs. Chatfield teased them more, "What's that?  You say you've found a garage in White Plains?  Or you're sailing to the South Pole?  Speak up.  An autobus driver at last, Herbie?"

      Herbie coughed on his bite of cake.  "No, no, National Guard."

      This came out indistinct as usual, more like "nash an gourd"; however, these three mothers, accustomed to Herbie's speech, understood too well and with instant solemnity.

      "Ah, dear," said Mrs. Gee with a sharp, grave note.

      "Hal?" said Mrs. Hecht.

      "It's a business opportunity we've come upon, Mother."

      "When?"

      Hal lowered his eyes.  "I was going to speak to you."

      "No, when did you come upon the plan?"

      "Yesterday," answered Hal.

      "And that's why you came out today?" asked Mrs. Hecht: she laid her left palm on her left chin in a gesture of extreme worry.

      Mrs. Gee commented, "The National Guard is a business, I'm not sure?"

      "I see Mr. Day has brought himself at last," said the acerbic Mrs. Chatfield as the Baillie family's Chalmers Laudelet rolled to a stop down the road.

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      Mrs. Gee closed in on Mrs. Hecht and took her bare, pink arm.  "As long as he's not signed . . ." was all Hal could hear as he caught up.  The automobile was a year-old, seven-seat Packard limousine, tended by the Baillie estate chauffeur, the tall, rope-slender, unflappable Ed Day, who routinely drove these three senior house matrons to their Sunday services.  The Roman Catholic servants had their own horse-drawn coach to fetch them to Chapel up the road; the German-speaking Lutherans traveled to Tarrytown, as did the few Dutch Reformed; but these three Yankees had their own limousine, which delivered them to the Baillie estate for a Sunday meal arranged to celebrate Hal and Herbie's extravagant surprise visit--now exposed as suspicious, even deceitful.

      Hal, understanding he was on the wrong side of the three most potent women in the neighborhood, each of them commanding an estate's house staff with the revered, feared omnipotence of a sea captain, behaved sedately in and around the cozy, damp servant's quarters while he awaited his fate.  To mask his concern, he made professional observations to Ed Day about the new Goodrich-made tires: ". . . the safety treads are dear, but they give you value.  What'd you pay?  Thirty dollars is a good price . . ." and later he stood at the walkway and conversed with the weathered, fraternal groundskeepers Jock Quarles and his assistant Pat Tyrone as they cleaned their hands on rough soap before coming inside for the meal.

      "Goddamned rose bushes," cursed Mr. Quarles.  Hal hero-worshipped Jock Quarles, thought him a living example of Cooper's Natty Bumppo, a compact, sinewy, nut-brown Yankee forester who could survive on guile and a knife, and he replied,  "Correct."  Herbie and the more serene gnome Pat Tyrone giggled.  "Goddamned rose blights--spittlebugs, rose weevils, slugs and snails and powdery mildew, botrytis blight and the cursed, satanic aphid," said Jock Quarles.

      The dinner bell sounded and Hal, unready for his mother, ushered Herbie, Jock Quarles, Pat Tyrone, and Ed Day before him into the servant's quarters. The Baillie Manse was an older Hudson summer cottage, fifteen rooms, stone-faced, porch-wrapped, on eighty-three rocky, heavily forested acres, with a shut-up three-storey guesthouse, two barns, an unused stable, a new three-bay garage, a two-part spring house, a two-storey gatehouse, all on a substantial, heavily wooded rounded hillside--that was actually a ceaseless, steep-sided collection of ridges cut by streams--above the prosperous river town of Ossining.  The elder Baillies were too senior to leave Manhattan and never visited; their children were too busy to summer here anymore; the grandchildren didn't care for the backwater of Westchester when the White Mountains of New Hampshire or the Downeast of Maine were more fashionable for retreat in the hot wet months, if you couldn't be in Europe because of the ruinous nature of the war; and so, these last several wet years, the summer tenant of the main rooms was the senior Mrs. Baillie's younger sister, the widow Mrs. Hibbard Casselberry, and sometimes Mrs. Casselberry's equally ancient, quarrelsome, widowed acquaintances from her decades married to a New York State senator who had improbably drowned in Connecticut.  The manse was so unoccupied, so purposeless, that the servant staff in their cozy two-storey wing connecting to the garage, were like a marooned family that had been abandoned by the ghosts of the profligate, pointless, now disregarded Nineteenth Century, a marooned family that had no means of escape into the industrious Twentieth Century.

      Significantly, the future for young men from servant's families was not in service but rather in a trade in Manhattan and the growing towns around it, or so Hal had concluded years before, leaving school at sixteen, with his mother's agreement, to go off to New York City, after two successful summers working delivery jobs, to establish himself in the fast-growing skill of automobile mechanics; Herbie had joined him three years later.

      "We'll say a prayer of thanks, Hal," his mother declared at the table.

      Now Hal had reached another decision about his future, or wanted to reach it.  To his mind, what he was asking his mother's permission for--admittedly with the surprising twist of the military--was a logical, useful step on the path that had taken him from the Baillie House and, he hoped, would some day bring him back to Westchester as a successful commercial man, a pride to his mother.

      There were twelve for midday supper, the five men folk; the three matrons; the two housemaids, Bridey and Patty; and one laundress, Tina, returned from the Catholic chapel; and the scullery maid Lois, since the cook, Mrs. Hawgood, did not like to sit at her own cooking as it deprived her of control of the dishes.  They sat four to a side, with Mrs. Hecht, Mrs. Gee and Mrs. Chatfield at the head, Mr. Quarles and Mr. Tyrone at the bottom of the table, and Ed Day Herbie and Hal to their mother's left hand.  The maidservants, round, flighty, wordless young women in the grip of Mrs. Hecht's governance, sat as a team together and ate without comment other than "Thankee kind," or "Very good, ma'am," though they did like to listen to conversation.

      Hal encouraged Herbie to lead the prayer as they joined hands.  Herbie's words were sincere and well understood by the assembly.  The settings began with potato soup a rich cream of cheese soup, with chicken broth for Lois who might have had the sniffles, with a tomato and hickory nut salad alongside a dish of lettuce leaves to delight and impress Mrs. Gee and Mrs. Chatfield, and quickly moved to the main course of stuffed ham, made the way Hal and Herbie most liked it, with well-smoked ham cut up and mixed with cabbage sprouts, parsley, stale bread, black pepper and pushed into cuts in the huge baked ham.  Mrs. Hawgood also served choices for Jock Quarles's approval; such as she'd used the two hares he'd bagged to make rabbit en casserole with an unmentioned five tablespoons of sherry.  Mrs. Hawgood stood arms folded at the archway and watched Herbie eat the rice and chicken croquettes she'd made for him and the maids, and watched Mr. Quarles and Tyrone battle over the rabbit.   The meal was going so raucously and fraternally, with the youngsters' receiving a favorite beverage of ginger pop, or orange bouillon, black currant cup, and the women drinking tea, and, for the men, iced coffee--this was a temperance household--with serving dishes flying up and down the table, scoops and "another smidgen" of boiled onions, scalloped potatoes, baked cabbage and bacon, buttered cauliflower, mashed turnips, browned, deviled tomatoes and cole slaw--and everyone was so obviously satisfied--that Hal was hoping, as they moved to deserts, that his mother would delay the conversation about the militia until much later. 

      As the baked apple dumplings, cherry roly poly, marmalade pudding and peach manioca pudding, and lemon with raisin pie and apple custard pie arrived, served on trays by Lois to the applause of Ed Day and Mr. Tyrone--who would eat everything sweet till it was gone in the next few days--Mrs. Hecht presented the first remark directed exclusively at Hal since the meal had begun a half hour before.

      "Hal, will you cut Herbie a piece of lemon raisin pie before Mr. Tyrone gets a hold of it, and while you do that, will you explain to us, how the National Guard is a 'business opportunity'?"

      "Hey?"  Jock Quarles looked around at Hal with a half-smile, half-frown; he waved his big hands in the direction of the city, "What have you done?"

      "You will not interfere," contributed Mrs. Chatfield.

      "He's told us that he and Herbie have joined the National Guard," said Mrs. Gee.

      Hal knew this was already going badly.  Hal considered the marmalade pudding on his plate.  He sipped coffee.  "We haven't joined yet.  We have been invited to join, and the invitation has a big pay increase to it."

      Pat Tyrone, who was a pinchpenny himself and approved of it in Hal, remarked, "The National Guard is going to pay you better than the National Biscuit Company?  That's unlikely."

      "Impossible," said Mrs. Gee.

      "The National Guard's to fight Mexico," declared Ed Day, who was the close newspaper reader at the table, though messers Quarles and Tyrone followed the news about the Irish rising and were not indifferent to the European war, especially if the reviled English crown was battered about by bad news.  "Mexico started it, and now we're going to finish it . . ."

      "Let Hal explain, and keep the politics out of this room while we're discussing important family matters," Mrs. Gee insisted, patrolling the table with her bright, dark eyes; she turned to Mrs. Hecht,  "Roz?"

      Mrs. Hecht took the conversation back to Hal.  "Have you already signed a paper?  For yourself and Herbie?"

      "No, no, Mother."

      "Thank you, Jesus," muttered Mrs. Gee, grasping her hands together.

      ". . . but," Hal continued, "we're invited by an officer to visit the recruiting clerk tonight."

      "Hal, tell us, what regiment?" asked Mr. Quarles.

      Hal could see that the three men were on his side and the three matrons were not.  He decided to appeal to his supporters.  "The Seventh.  The Armory is at Park at Sixty-seventh Street and the recruiting clerk is Sergeant Bigelow."

      "Silk-stocking regiment," contributed Ed Day.  "Astors and Schermerhorns and Rhinelanders and such . . ."

      "Our Hal and Herbie in the Seventh," Mr. Quarles spoke to Mr. Tyrone.

      "Sharp to get them," said Pat Tyrone.

       "They had to march the regiment down Fifth Avenue Friday for recruits," Hal explained, "because, I'm told, they are in short supply."

      Mrs. Hecht was coolly patient.  "You want to volunteer yourself to go with the Seventh Regiment to fight the Mexicans?  And you just discovered this yesterday?  You just discovered that you're not an automobile mechanic, which you're trained to be, but rather a soldier-- something you've never talked about, never once in twenty-one years of talking, never a soldier, never-- And you want to go off with your brother with my permission?"

      Fresh coffee and a bowl of peach bombe arrived, along with three flavors of new ice cream.  The strawberry went to Herbie and Pat Tyrone.  With quick orders, Mrs. Hecht supervised the clearing of the table by the maids.

      In the necessary pause--Hal noted that the sky outside the porch window was dimmer, just like his case--Ed Day commented again from the range of his reading while he'd waited for the church service to finish, that General Wood wanted the Seventh and Seventy-first to go straight on to the border, that they were only waiting for special trains, that he'd stood at the Ossining station with the crowd last week to wave the special through as the Fourteenth and the Sixty-ninth passed en route to Peekskill, and they were certain to go to the border as soon as they found the cars.

      Mrs. Gee spoke to Mrs. Hecht, "There's suddenly a bloodthirsty chorus at the table, and I don't know who invited it."

      Jock Quarles defended his friend Ed Day,  "The news is why Hal's been invited to join."

      Mrs. Chatfield did not relent: "And I don't know why we need your news."  Mrs. Gee hissed with a sincere voice, something of a sob,  "These are her sons trying to run off to war."

      "No, no, it's not that way," said Hal.  "We aren't running off.  No, Mother.  We're offered a deal of money to join up as mechanics."

      "How much money as mechanics?" asked Pat Tyrone quickly as he swallowed his lemon with raisin pie.

      Hal used his strongest argument, "Eighty dollars a month each, from Silver Motors, and fifteen more from the Army.  Ninety-five in total.  Each."

      "Joseph and Mary, now," said Pat Tyrone.  "Who's paying you eighty?" 

      "Silver Motors, of Broadway.  Both of us."  Hal touched his plate, then Herbie's.  Here was a chance to carry the case.  "I wouldn't be willing if it wasn't such a sum.  Many, many of the big firms are paying their boys who go off, and Mr. Silver's son told us that he would too.  Pay us both.

      "The American Can is paying its boys, I heard it from Mr. Begley in Tarrytown," contributed Ed Day.  "And the United States Rubber Company, with re-employment guaranteed, and the Edison Electric Illuminating Company, and . . ." he continued to recite until Mrs. Gee cut him off, "Hush."

      Hal continued to his mother and her friends with his sharpest, most convincing, least defensive case: "We can save very quickly, perhaps four or five hundred dollars by Christmas.  And these are jobs that we applied for but didn't get the first time.  This is a second chance."

      Mrs. Hecht said, "How do you know it won't be years, like in France."

      "I'm just estimating, I don't know how long," said Hal.

      "I'm certain you're mother's told you what bad luck it is to count what isn't yours," said Mrs. Chatfield.

      "What can we say to you, Hal?" Hal's mother asked glumly.

      "Ah, Clara," said Mrs. Gee in low, rasping despair.

      Mrs. Chatfield drank her tea and remarked in a deceptively clever way, "You have to collect the money to save it and use it, don't you Hal?   And Herbie, too.  You have to be well to collect it.  And you don't want to tell us that you are going to take yourself and Herbie to fight Mexico because you can save money quickly by Christmas?"

      "What's not right about defending our country from the Mexicans?" asked Mr. Day.

      "Leave it be," warned Jock Quarles.

      "We're not asked to fight the Mexicans," Hal explained.  "We're asked to be mechanics on the Overland Sixes that Mr. Silver gave to the regiment's commanding officers."

       "Ninety-five a month, that is a prize," said Pat Tyrone,  "This Mr. Silver's trustworthy?"

      "Yes.  Shook hands on it." Hal was momentarily encouraged.  "Though he understood I was going to ask Mother.  He said he had a mother to speak to also.  Apparently we could be going on the cars soon."

      "The business is sound?" asked Jock Quarles.

      "Grand showroom on Automobile Row, and branches in the Bronx and Brooklyn and Long Island," Hal answered, "and opening a new, six-storey, fireproof garage."

      Hal chose to leave out the part about David Silver's being worried about being a Jew in the National Guard.

       "Please, stop this," asked Mrs. Hecht.  "Mr. Quarles, Mr. Tyrone, Mr. Day, I appeal to you.  My sons are aiming to go off to this Mexican war, if that's what it is, and I don't want you discussing it like a profit.  These are my sons."

      "Yes, ma'am" said Ed Day.  "Beg pardon," said Jock Quarles.  "Myself as well," said Pat Tyrone.  "And we were discussing it as a sound financial prospect."

      "Money for war is neither sound nor financial," Mrs. Chatfield countered.

      The table fell to the wordless sound of clinking, banging flatware.  The five men folk sat with their hot coffee cups needing refilling, except each of them was reluctant to move, assuming this might be a moment to escape to smoke--Quarles and Tyrone smoked pipes in their cabin behind the springhouse, Ed Day liked cigarettes in the garage or in Tarrytown at the hotel bar--if Mrs. Hecht declared the meal at an end.

      "I'm not going to give you permission," Mrs. Hecht declared to Hal.  "I'm not.  I'm going to let you do what's right for you."

      "Good," said Mrs. Gee, patting Mrs. Hecht's forearm.  "Well put."

      "You're the wise one," Mrs. Chatfield offered to Mrs. Hecht.

      'Well then?" Mrs. Hecht asked Hal.

      The three matrons fixed their hierarchical, irreproachable, judgmental and, to Hal's measure, unremittingly disappointed eyes at him.  Hal, regarding this as the worst possible sentence, comprehending that the long thrashing he was taking here was a pittance of what he would get for the rest of his days if this went badly, rejoined, "I can see it's the right thing to do, for now, for what I know about it now.  If it's the way it's been put to me, and I find that the Seventh Regiment is ready to accept me on these terms, the way Mr. Silver said, then, this is what I'm going to do.  For the money, quick as I can get it."

      "Very well," continued Mrs. Hecht, to the grave head movements of her peers, "You are a fully grown man, and you are capable of deciding for yourself--I won't say what you're deciding since it is not my mind here to say what Mexico is about, or why--and that you can live with what comes of it, but--and you know what I'm going to speak of--but this doesn't give you the right to decide for Herbie, to speak for Herbie."

      Hal sighed and lowered his head.  "No."

       "It's right for Herbie to say what he wants with your 'business opportunity'."

      Jock Quarles and Pat Tyrone together started muttering, "Herbie, Herbie, your mother . . ."

      "Let him speak for himself," Mrs. Hecht requested.

      "We're not thinking any other," said Mr. Quarles.

      "We should believe you won't interfere!" Mrs. Chatfield hissed.

      Mrs. Gee interjected, "You must respect the young man."

      "We do," pled Pat Tyrone.

      "Let him speak," Mrs. Gee demanded.

      Mrs. Chatfield faced down Quarles, Day and Tyrone.

      "Speak up, Herbie," said Mrs. Hecht.  "You know what we are about.  Hal wants to take himself and you to Mexico, for months and months, he says, we can't know.  For money, he says.  With people neither of you know or have reason to trust.   I won't say more.  Herbie, has Hal asked you?  You are nineteen years old this August, darling, and you can say what you want.  What do you want to do?"

      Herbie, still chewing the remains of lemon with raisin pie mixed with strawberry ice cream reduced to a soupy, lumpy pink goo, sensibly did not respond. In these instances, Herbie knew to wait and wait for Hal to signal him it was time to speak.

      Hal nodded without looking up.

      Herbie spoke with one rolling sound what each of them understood as if it was written down, "WangwiHowwl . . ." or,  "I want to go with Hal.

The Last Days of the Republicans: Part 11

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The Republican Party is dead like Lehman Brothers and Robert E. Lee, not to be revived by TARP, Rupert Murdoch, or a surge of feverish nationalism. The present financial collapse makes it plain to see that the Republican Party did not die recently at the hands of the clever Democrats, but rather in 1933 at the hands of cowards, sycophants, and snobs who regarded the awesome Democratic victories in 1930 and 1932 as a "smear" of Herbert Hoover and a "panic." Since the Great Depression I, the Democrats have been the electorate's default choice, the politicians who rule as if America was simultaneously a school district, a union hall, a junior-year-abroad seminar, and a PAC. The Republicans who pop up now and again thrive in the empty-quarter counties of the West or in the so-called Old South, which is better understood as Confederacy Lite.

"GOP is a mummy-wrapped skeleton sitting in its own chilly mausoleum of bilious resentments and creepy sentimentality."

I am the son, grandson, and great-grandson of Hoosier Republicans who marched through Georgia with Sherman, endured jobs on the Pennsy, and then survived the Hitlerites from Omaha Beach to Berlin. My father is at Arlington now and would not at first be comfortable with my saying what he himself could see in his last years as he watched the Keystone State become solid blue. The Democrats win just because the Republicans have disqualified themselves as leaders with their greed, cruelty, and surprising clumsiness. From Herbert Hoover to Robert Taft, from the Bush clan to the ridiculous Tom DeLay, not one note of grace, not a convincing moment of understanding that the Republican Party is about honest liberty for honest, laboring people--not about Wall Street, the tax code, chasing Reds, or bullying the lonely.

Vigilant Democrats worry today that the Republican Party is only playing possum, or that it can be revived by extraordinary means such as a Martian invasion. In fact, the GOP is a mummy-wrapped skeleton sitting in its own chilly mausoleum of bilious resentments and creepy sentimentality. What remains to call themselves Republicans are baldly badly educated or just prankish Confederate re-enactors--chubby men in gray and butternut suits with gold buttons and feather-tipped hats, clanking down stairs with shiny sabers. A handful of them are just boors from the South who look poorly on horseback and wave unread Bibles while calling for Billy Sunday to rise like the gold market.

What about Ike and Richard Nixon and the worshipped California cowboy manqué Ronald Reagan? Not one of them cared a toothpick for the Republican Party of their time and each struggled mightily to remake it. Ike was indifferent to partisanship: His beating of the splenetic Robert Taft in 1952 for the nomination was the success of a conqueror over a sharpie. Nixon was a troubled, spiteful Quaker who despised the Republican Party as the "Eastern Establishment," and who governed as a liberal Democrat with the apostasy of wage and price controls, the EPA, and embassies to the mass-murdering Mao and the hollow Brezhnev. Reagan was a right-wing Democrat from homespun Illinois who, after years of failing in Hollywood and then charming California, swamped Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale with the passionate votes of the Democratic Party. I have long suspected that the Kennedys voted for Reagan twice.

What about 1994? Georgia's Newt Gingrich (born Newton McPherson in Pennsylvania to teenaged parents whose father immediately scrammed) was a gifted opportunist and compulsive gabber who asserted before the 1994 election that "Clinton Democrats" were "the enemy of normal Americans." Gingrich made other heated claims that left no Yankee Republican in doubt that this was a man who dreamed to be either Jeff Davis or his butler. The Gingrich-led takeover of the House, matched by the cranky Bob Dole's suzerainty in the lifeless Senate, can now be regarded not as a Republican comeback but as a transitional blip in which the baby boomers and Gen Xers established a new leadership of the Democratic Party.

As Speaker of the House, Gingrich wasted four years talking aimlessly about "normal Americans." Then, after he failed against Bill Clinton with the silly ploy of using Monica Lewinsky and her Inspector Javert, Ken Starr, Gingrich fled to Fox TV to ramble harmlessly about "moral tone" and his enemies, "the very small counterculture elite." Gingrich's talking points have attracted imitators over the last decade, chiefly the Gingrich mini-me Karl Rove and Rove's carny creation of George W. Bush.

There is much to explicate about Rove and Bush in the White House--their fearful temperament, their petty theories of governance, their inability to shoot straight so that, at firing at the lunatic bin Laden, they hit the cretin Saddam Hussein. But in terms of the death of the Republican Party, there is nothing original. The Rovian Bush midway was followed by the cartoon candidacy of John McCain, who spent months imitating both Popeye the Sailor and Sarah Palin's Uncle Sam. That McCain didn't claim to be more than an aviator, and that Palin didn't claim to be more than a moose hunter, demonstrated that neither had need of, nor interest, in the Republican Party's history or meaning.

What about the Republican Party right now? Isn't it on radio and TV claiming to be the party of fiscal responsibility and American power? Bypassing the stupidity of these claims, I am on radio, on what is called right-wing radio, and it is easy for me to see that my loudest colleagues, who compulsively repeat the cant of Conservatism for Dummies, are not sincere students of the Republican Party but rather barkers, hookers, establishmentarian jesters, cultists, and, in the worst instance, just thatch-headed whiners. Fox News is a parade of wet-eared Republican office holders, yet there is usually just one each allowed of the categories the Democrats own in multitudes: a Jewish-American, an Asian-American, an African-American, a Hispanic-American. Then there is the beauty pageant of fast-talking, rude Fox blondes--if they are not all the same woman in mood swings--who stridently mock the Democrats, yet have almost nothing to say about the Republicans, as if the party was a disappointing ex or mother's latest beau.

The party's death 76 years ago was never more obvious than over the last six months of the financial crisis. The Democrats sensibly blamed the feckless, bootless Bush administration for the collapse of the markets. Tongue-tied Bush and dyspeptic Cheney defended themselves with grunts and sarcasm before they surrendered to Congress by sending out the plutocrat Hank Paulson with a plan called TARP (Troubled Asset Relief Program). A breathing Republican Party would have brought out the flintlocks, boarded the windows, and settled down for a defense of the republic. Instead, the Republican leadership in the House and Senate rushed to grab the pork bribery and vote with the Democrats. John Boehner, Roy Blunt, Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell, and Judd Gregg distinguished themselves as dhimmis and were later rewarded by the victorious Democrats by being granted parakeet cages for offices in the new Congress. The House Republicans now boasts that they voted a goose egg against the stimulus package, but this was just the twitching of the corpse. The truth about the House Republicans--cowards, sycophants, and snobs just like 1930's lot--is illustrated by the fact that 85 of them voted for the ludicrous AIG bonus-confiscation bill written on the back of a parking ticket.

The Republican Party's death doesn't really threaten anyone, and I puzzle why Democrats and independents who vote Democratic spend words and worry debating the look of the corpse. We few Republicans with long memories wander around the cemetery admiring the tombstones and enjoying the rain. I can hear you doubting that this could truly be the end. The final stage of grief is acceptance.

John Batchelor is radio host of the John Batchelor Show in New York, Washington, D.C., San Francisco, and Los Angeles.


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If you're a grandson of the Republicans who marched with Sherman, you're more of a Democrat than a Republican. The names and labels have been changed. In the old days, the Southern Democrat was the most conservative of all Americans and Lincoln was the moderate-liberal.

As for the newer version of the Republican Party that we've been living with for generations, the demise had much less to do with the economy and more to do with (a) the Christian right's attempt to force its religion on the country via the ruling Republicans and, (b) the self-absorbed arrogance that led to first-strike wars and the adoption of torture as a legal tool, all the while sneering at the rest of the world. [Full disclosure = I am a Christian, but not from the religious right.]

The economy would probably not have done you in. This and all governments know that if you give "the people" enough morsels and circuses to keep them from revolution, they will work in your factories for crappy wages and diminishing benefits. They will ensure that you not only remain rich, but acquire more and more riches every year, and they will do so with little or no complaint because you have them convinced that without you they would have nothing. The best recent example of this is the mega-millionaires who destroyed the economy, but require huge bonuses to keep them in their jobs because ..... the whole thing will fall apart without them. They cannot be replaced. It's a new version of the same story, but people buy it in every generation.





6:40 am, Apr 10, 2009
Mariafrania



"just"????? Surely there must be other reasons, such as...hmmm...perhaps lots of people disagreeing with the GOP, it's policies, what it stands for, its philosofies, etc. 

or do you mean that the Republics lost "just" because they were greedy, cruel and politically clumsy- such trifle flaws, that are but a mere waste of the time it takes to mention them!

7:24 am, Apr 10, 2009
Mariafrania

"The Democrats win just because the Republicans have disqualified themselves as leaders with their greed, cruelty, and surprising clumsiness."

7:25 am, Apr 10, 2009
hammer

As an independent that has voted more times for Republicans than Democrats I would wholly agree with the thesis of the article. The Republican Party is dominated by the likes of intransigent zealots like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and Laura Ingraham. The Republican party used be a party of fiscal restraint, smaller government and less intrusion of your life by government. It has forgotten the majority of the silent middle value population. These people are as bad as the current group of ultra liberals like Maxine Waters, Pete Stark, Dennis Kucinich, John Conyers, Charlie Rangel, Nancy Pelosi and Chris Dodd. Why can't we elect a government that has middle of the road values such as personal responsibility, you get everything in life through hardwork, a good education and being kind to people; and the government is not the solution. The America of today wants immediate satisfaction, take no responsibility, blames some one else for their problems and wants something for nothing. These aren't Republican or Democratic issues; they are a change the values that made America the envy of the world.

7:50 am, Apr 10, 2009
Holland

It became evident to me in 2004 that the Republicans were on fumes and about to crash and burn. No one believed. But it was clear that all they had was fury and fear and that lasts only so long. Governing is about pace and responding to complex problems with verve and intelligence. It's just a plan fact that you have to pace yourself, which is to say act like an adult and not a child stomping its feet when there's a disagreement. During Ws first term, I remember there was a lot of talk that he was the new Reagan. Certainly, W wasn't the return of Ronald Reagan. The Republican idea of Reagan today isn't even Reagan. "Reagan" today, a mantle every conservative likes to appropriate, is merely a vanity mirror of "greed, cruelty, and surprising clumsiness" that they pick up and preen in front of out of insecurity, which the base responds to like a dog whistle.

You might say W's election was the clearest sign of the Republicans nearing demise. It's too bad they burned down they country on the way out the door.

But as for why Dems are poking the Reb's corpse with a stick? Hey, we've seen slasher horror flicks. Just making sure it's staying down. I suggest a dead check, a couple of bullets to the head. You can't be too careful.

8:19 am, Apr 10, 2009
pr54321

We should probably wait a few years to see if the GOP is really dead, don't you think? The Whig Party didn't just crawl into the darkness, it was torn apart by a very divisive issue, slavery. I don't see anything on the current political horizon that resembles the looming catastrophe of 1861.

Besides, the problem has never been the GOP, the problem is voter ignorance and ideological groupthink. You can change the name of the party from the GOP to the Freedom Party or the Liberty Party or some such garbage, but as long as there's a solid block of Americans who willfully embrace hysteria and demagoguery, nothing will ever change in this country.


8:21 am, Apr 10, 2009
VenusMuse

Both parties are ripe ready to reinvent themselves. The Dems, nearly have destroyed the US with their Multi-Trillion Dollar "socialistic programs" - Obama apologizing for America? Why, because he knows he just bankrupted our country - took away our freedom to make our own business decisions by having the EU (European leaders) decide what CEO salaries should be. 

Like the phoenix rising from the ashes, so will the GOP.

8:31 am, Apr 10, 2009
moondoggy

scathing commentary -- but if I read or hear one more person make a claim that the US Army "survived the Hitlerites from Omaha Beach to Berlin," I'm gonna lose it. 
It was the Soviet Union that fought the Battle of Berlin -- the US and the rest of the Western Allies wisely stayed out of that fight. (good thing, too: the Red Army lost 100,000 men in that battle)
If you're going to use historical examples, at least get your facts somewhat straight.

Oh, and BTW, my dad actually did fight the hitlerites -- in Italy, geting wounded twice in the process -- and were he still around, he'd be the first to call bullshit on historical ignorance like this...

8:36 am, Apr 10, 2009
Banjo1

A very astute analysis of what went wrong. GOP greed and subservience to Wall Street opened the door wide for what followed, a European-style socialism eager to subsume the country in what is called the "international community." Only when there are small degrees of difference between us and the rest of the world -- quaint national customs and the like will be permitted -- will the left be satisfied. George Bush nailed the coffin shut for the Republican Party.

8:50 am, Apr 10, 2009
leslie1

VenusMuse - aka idiot. Please don't comment anymore. You are clearly out of your depth when it comes to intelligent, reasoned reponses to intelligent, reasoned articles.

9:03 am, Apr 10, 2009
leetz1

Great commentary. I think it would be good for this nation and the GOP if more conservatives who felt like you spoke up and distanced themselves from the black helicopter crowd. The problem is, I don't know if anyone will be able to hear you over the screaming of those barkers, hookers, establishmentarian jesters, cultists, thatch-headed whiners, and wet-eared Republican office holders you refer to. Instead of putting emphasis on intelligent, rational discourse, we've become a nation that gives a megaphone to those who can say the outrageous things in the loudest possible fashion. There are ideas and beliefs in conservatism that I think the majority of Americans believe in, but the GOP is unfortunately becoming known less for that and more for being the party of the tinfoil hat-wearing crowd who are running out to the gun store to stock up because they think Barack Obama is going to try to declare martial law and put them in FEMA-run concentration camps.

9:08 am, Apr 10, 2009
flyoverland

I've seen this guy here several times. He appears to be a bi-coastal apologist who couldn't pick up a station out here in flyoverland. The fringe has hijacked both parties who are manned by members of the professional political class and ruled by the Lords or political royalty. Obama has taken the Democrats to such extreme territory that this may be the tipping point where real people take back the process and send the professional political class looking for real jobs. I think we see where partisans who only lust for power have taken us.

9:11 am, Apr 10, 2009
genoftheheart

What is going to rise from the decomposition of the Republican Party is a Centrist Party, focused on the Constitution, which is essentially a conservative blueprint to limit government authority and protect individual liberty, a more radical notion today than in the 18th century. Why try to reinvent the GOP? With all its baggage, it deserves to go. And please let all the pseudo-Christians go with it (emphasis on pseudo).

9:22 am, Apr 10, 2009
kilroy

So the GOP is dead?

I thought it was the "Republicans Smell Weakness in Obama"? http://tinyurl.com/cghkxr

That's what JB said here about 45 days ago?

I'm sorry but the cynic in me sees JB up to his old chameleon tricks taking positions that serve his career more than reflect his true thinking.

I guess JB is either betting that the "barkers, hookers, establishmentarian jesters, cultists, and, in the worst instance, just thatch-headed whiners" either don't know how to use The Google or that he and they will soon be parting ways and that he needs to do an ideological makeover to land the next gig.

If JB is so down on Fox, why does he go on it so often and publish those appearances on his web site so often? http://tinyurl.com/d57gzu

9:32 am, Apr 10, 2009
Picachu

It is so refreshing to hear a true republican recognize that this is not the party of Lincoln, and in fact it has failed to live up to its true ideals for many decades. There was a time I could respect republicans. That started to decline during the Reagan years. Then they started to show the beginnings of the neo-con cancer that has infected the party and made it a blight on our nation. Obviously electing (and I use that word loosely) the idiot Bush and his band of pirates and pilagers truly was the high water mark of the descent into darkness by the republicans.

Ding dong the witch is dead! Oh, but she has an evil twin sister, oh my. As long as there are evil greedy people who care more for money than people, wrap themselves in the flag and tell us that those who don't agree with them are unpatriotic, who are blindly sefl-righteous to the point they would bring down the republic to satisfy their own naked greed, then there is a danger the neo-con republican party will re-emerge. As long as these base people exist in any significant numbers then I will hedge my bets. Let's hope that their demise continues. Listening to their idiotic and arrogant ramblings is certainly doing more to insure their party continues to be marginal than any other factor.

9:43 am, Apr 10, 2009
SteveStone

My great-grandfather didn't get to march with Sherman because he was marching with Phil Sheridan, and my father was born practically on the banks of the Republican River in souhwestern Nebraska, a GOP-founded state.
Their brand of Republicanism would be unacceptable and even offensive to today's Republican Party.
Lo, how the mighty have fallen!

9:46 am, Apr 10, 2009
artbeefine

The whole article is about what the Republican party ISN'T. It wasn't Reagan or Nixon, it wasn't Bush, Gingrich or Rove... well, what is it then? And are we supposed to care? Most of the people alive today only remember those people. If you are such a historian, then explain what you think a good Republican is, other than your grandfather. If the Republican party died out in 1933, then what is the point of your article? Become relevant.

9:47 am, Apr 10, 2009
Holland

VenusMuse,

I think you have a thin understanding of socialism out of knee-jerk fear of a cliched communism. Obama" apologized" for dragging Europe and the rest of the world into ruin, both economically and in Iraq. BTW, the reason we're starting to see something of a rebound on Wall Street (check Bloomberg) is because Obama had to make a necessary deal with the devil, i.e. Wall Street, the very essence of capitalism, to open up the credit flow so that investment begins again and people in small and big town America can get their jobs back. As for his other "socialists policies" that he recently passed, He promised every single one of them during the election. It's hardly a plot or a surprise, much less some deviant turn toward the dark side. He won. He has the votes in congress. His popularity is through the roof. It's an investment in the future, like taking out a loan to go to college. Suck it up. That said, my guess is that you're a young, under 30, fighting the good fight for the GOP. By all means. But if you're going to help it get its act together at least try to think reasonably about how that will be done rather than falling in line with hysterical talking points. For a fear clues read some William F. Buckley jr., the intellectual founder of the modern conservative movement who rebuilt the party last time. Buckely was man of courage and broad insight, who I didn't agree with, but who would tie Limbaugh to a tree in a backyard until he learned to stop pissing on the party.

Good luck with the rebuilding and try not to hit each other with hammers to often . . . 

9:52 am, Apr 10, 2009
citivas

You got the wrong party in your statement, VenusMuse. It's the Republicans who have almost bankrupted the countries with trillions in debt. They have racked up trillions in debt since Reagan, in peace time, in bull markets, in periods of huge economic growth, they have spent, spent, spent. The only break in our huge run-up of debt since Reagan was Clinton, who actually cared about trying to balance the budget over the huge opposition of the Republicans who actually argued that "debt is good." What Obama has spent during a financial crisis, is a small fraction of the debt Republicans built up. They have been slowly bankrupting us for almost 30 years. And as for "socialist," it was a Republican Administration that gave over a trillions in public welfare to bankers, insurance men and car companies, with no strongs attached. Obama is spending money for actual projects that result in tangible products like bridges that won't collapse, improved hospitals and telecom infrastructure. That is capitalism -- you pay for a product or service -- as opposed to the pure socialism of the Republicans who give free money to already rich bankers.

9:52 am, Apr 10, 2009
Picachu

flyoverland I have read many of your posts, and while I suspect we may disagree on many things I suspect we also have come common ground. I heartily agree with your observation that being governed by professional politicians is in large part responsible for many of our nations problems. We have career politicians who don't make decisions for the overall good of the people, but rather to further their own narrow political aims. I sometimes wonder if the bipolar political dialog we seem to have in this nation doesn't serve their cause. Keep us arguing about Dem vs Rep talking points so we can't get focused on the real problem, an entrenched governing status quo that seeks to further its own interests over those of the nation at large.

9:52 am, Apr 10, 2009
Picachu

I think we can all agree VenusMuse is dellusional. It's a shame she takes up space on this blog when she has nothing of any substance to say. You can sum all his/her posts up as "I'm right and you're wrong, but don't ask me for any details please!" She is obviously a Limbaugh and Hannity fan, and probably even a member of the Savage Nation.

9:58 am, Apr 10, 2009
muddog

The G.O.P. is dying for many reasons but mostly it is that hypocrisy, Hate, Divide and conquer @ all costs game plan has come back to bite them. We can tit for tat and say that ALL politicians are evil but the G.O.P. has truly set a new standard. I am a life long Democrat but live on Oregon where we used to have moderate REAL world Republicans that received votes from all persuasions, but unfortunately to be a Republican today with any power one must kiss the back side of the likes of FOX news and Rush Limbaugh. 

What's the Matter with Kansas is probably the most astute commentary of what the G.O.P. base is and how the like of Rove milk it all the way to the bank, errrr bankrupt I mean. 

Venus Muse is a "Typical" wing nut that the G,O,P. calls the BASE; this truly small minority of the party has destroyed it. If it does RISE again it will not be powered by ignorant rubes like Venus. 

10:30 am, Apr 10, 2009
idiotking

I think someone on TDB is finally giving Buckley a run for the money in entertaining, verbose skewerings of American politics!

10:38 am, Apr 10, 2009
Munodi

Hey Venus, less you forget it was a socialist program, the Tennessee Valley Authority, that actually SAVED the south. Before it's passage in the 30's the south was living 100 years BEHIND the rest of the nation pickiing their banjos in the dark. I suggest you educate yourself before you start typing

10:47 am, Apr 10, 2009
Spasticula

"The reports of my death have been greatly exagerrated." So said Mark Twain. 

My fear: Even a corpse can bounce. As a good liberal I am ready to form a committee to cut off conservativism's head, sprinkle it with garlic and roach powder, burn it's morally bankrupt corpse, tie it to an old wooden door and send it over Niagara Falls.

It's the only way to be sure


jenny4hill

The GOP is not fiscally conservative, except when it comes to spending for U.S. citizens and infrastructure. The GOP is fiscally profligate when it comes to making the super-rich richer, protecting large corporate interests and lining their own pockets in boondoggles camouflaged as military spending.

Not that I'm a true believer in the Democratic party these days, but at least they're not relentlessly assaulting us with outrageous cynical hypocrisy and lowest-common-denominator, fringe-inciting propaganda.

If the GOP is in its death throes, it's going to take out as many innocent bystanders as it can before it goes, with all the assault weapons it's been collecting.

11:03 am, Apr 10, 2009
LordVader

I think 'hammer' said it best. 

To add to that, the rampant nuttiness that made me historically shy away from the Democrats has now seemingly taken over the Republicans, so I no longer hesitate to vote for a Democrat, or some cases just not vote or vote for the Libertarian, which is much like not voting.

11:17 am, Apr 10, 2009
aquamarine

It seems to me, part of the reason anyway, that the population by the year 2050 will be half black, is the stance the Republican party has on abortion. 

These folk are not likely to vote Republican. This is another way the Republican Party did it to themselves.

11:36 am, Apr 10, 2009
perdidochas

The problem is not ideological Republicans like Rush or Ann Coulter or Sean Hannity or Newt, etc. The problem was the corruption of the Abramoff/DeLay/Foley/Stevens sort, and the drunk sailor spending that was associated with them.

11:52 am, Apr 10, 2009
NHBill

A thoroughly enjoyable ripping read. As for the G.O.P. forget R.I.P. I hope they R.O.H.!

11:55 am, Apr 10, 2009
sparklers

One of the GOP's favorite sayings- and one which they totally ignored the philosophy of- is, "All that's needed for evil to succeed is for good people to do nothing". Well, that's what happened to them. Their good people did nothing. They had complete control of two branches of government for 4 years- 2002 - 2006. They could have remade the United States in that time, including legislating and regulating abortion off the planet. They did nothing- except take all the money. So much for what the "GOOD" people could have done. Hopefully, they will never, ever get another chance.

southernyankee

Wow, you sure show what happened to the republican party. You put the blame right where it belonged.

12:36 pm, Apr 10, 2009
xbainx

I am not an independent. I am proud to be a Democrat. I am happy when people snarl the word "liberal" under their breath, or even better, angrily type it on this site.

The Republican party has openly been against the poor, the sick, minorities, and any kind of government organization except the military. They are a party of men who want war but never served, want no government aid but never suffered, and hate all minorities just for having the guts to try and stand up. 

To pretend to lament the death of that is more than I can muster. I'm truly sorry some people in the party feel so sad. But the rest of America is feeling great. Like a huge weight has been lifted off. I hope the Republicans never recover.

12:38 pm, Apr 10, 2009
Barbara416

Mr. Batchelor, you have written the definitive piece on the GOP.

1:10 pm, Apr 10, 2009
mblips

Great article: both good analysis and a ripping good read.

Unanswered question: So what replaces the GOP? Democracy fails when there is no effective opposition. Look at Thatcherite Britain, or Japan under the LDP or India under the INC

Complements also to xbainx: When you are calm, you are wise. However, most of your other posts on this site have demonstrated neither quality. I must have hit the "flag it" button on at least 10 of your posts in the past.

1:19 pm, Apr 10, 2009
KarenF444

"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes that you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." 

President Dwight D. Eisenhower, l952----- 

Thats the problem the Republicans have: they make a big fuss about "socialism" but Americans like the socialism they've got and will like more once they get it, like national healthcare. The Republicans won't dare cut it. Bush's downfall began with his gambit to defund Social Security. 

1:20 pm, Apr 10, 2009
Mary50

I was entertained until the part where you did the gratuitious smear job on Fox's blonde anchors and their "mood swings". Really? Pull your head out of your a**. That was unnecessary, stupid, and 19th Century sexist.

1:25 pm, Apr 10, 2009
pga301

I have been reminded that in 2004 after losing (Bush, 55 (R) Senators) Carville said the democrats were in a lot of trouble. Democrats like this clown Batchelor and others on this board seem to think they have seen the end of political parties and now a great Red Commnist lite Democrat paryt will rule the proletariat. It hasn't happened in America EVER and it won't happen now. It will mean that Republicans will make a comeback sooner than later as Democrats think they can run the country like the Soviet Union. That is something the voters will turn against very quickly and these accusations I see here at Daily Beast of the Republicans did this and the Republicans did that will seem pleasant memories to 70% of the voters. THE ONLY reason for Obama is it has been 28 years since Carter and in 4 years people will have buyer's remorse.

1:34 pm, Apr 10, 2009
rowland

pga301-
Batchelor is no Democrat. You're the kind of person whose myopic stupidity has ruined what once was a relevant and substantive political party. You're the GOP Batchelor is running from.
If people do get Obama remorse, who will they vote for? Where is the alternative? Besides, when Obama grants amnesty and citizenship to the 30 million illegal aliens living in the US, he'll have a lock on 30 million votes.

1:40 pm, Apr 10, 2009
exoevolution

Well said! The Republican Party especially since Reagan & then with W, went crazy & greedy with evangelical fervor to become exclusively the party that fought for the SUPREMACY OF THE WEALTHY!! As W said "the haves & the have mores, my base."

1:56 pm, Apr 10, 2009
finderj

Oh, for pete's sake....
What did you do, Mr. Batchelor? Get a transcript of one of the right-wing radiohead rants, take out all the Republican/neocon buzz words and stick in contemporary Democratic/blue state words and phrases?
Except for the buzz words, rants from the Democrats and rants from the Republicans are interchangeable.
Really.
I hoped for better from the DB.

2:05 pm, Apr 10, 2009
MaileC

In 1976, I considered myself a liberal Republican; fiscally conservative, socially liberal. As a Republican precinct captain, I saw first hand how the religious right took over the Party, and that was it for me. I ended up voting for John Anderson for President. Since then, I haven't actually voted FOR anyone, but instead AGAINST; an awful choice in a democracy. Truth is, neither party is innocent of cowards, greed, cynicism, etc.... either now or historically. Where was the Democratic leadership when the Cheney/Rove puppet, W., waged senseless war, put the country in debt, and attempted to take away our civil liberties? The Republican Party was founded on noble ideals and intent, just like the Democratic Party. Both have moved far from those ideals, though at this point in time, the Republican Party no longer even remotely resembles the party of Abraham Lincoln. They can't go back, but only forward if there is hope. Nature abhors a vacuum. I think the Religious Right should have their own party, since they have only a few narrowly focused issues; they've screwed up the Republican Party enough, to it's likely death. Moderate Republicans and those who support them in middle America should create a new party, founded on the real traditional values of small federal government & fiscal responsibility and leave the social agenda out of it; leave the diviseness to the Religious Right.

2:47 pm, Apr 10, 2009
EmbraceScience

I agreed with a lot of this article, especially with the sentiment that a lot of the pundits on Fox (and MSNBC for that matter) are just plain rude. When there are serious issues to be discussed it's okay to bring some levity but we should still be civil to the other side. 

I just have to disagree with you about the stimulus, though. The Republicans only recourse was to come up with a good alternative idea, since they didn't have the numbers to block the bill, and they just didn't. If you're arguing that there should not have been any stimulus or TARP-like action at all, then you must lack a basic understanding of economics. Even publications with undying faith in the markets (i.e. The Economist) agreed that it just had to be done, and I haven't heard a no-stimulus option that wasn't a total fantasy.

3:04 pm, Apr 10, 2009
affirmativefiction

It's easy to rant, John. Especially when you've had 76 years to gather your thoughts. The question is, what are we going to do about it?

3:11 pm, Apr 10, 2009
perdidochas

Rowland, you missed PGAs point. In 2004, Carville (a democrat) was moaning about the Democrat's chances in the future, just like Batchelor (a republican) is moaning about the Republican's chances in the future, today. It's too early to make such a statement.

3:19 pm, Apr 10, 2009
Hawnzz

Mary50

Haven't you ever noticed that it's rather true? So many of the FOX female news anchors fit a certain profile. They are going after a specific demographic. (And they all have a specific personality type...)

************

I always take articles like this with a rather large grain of salt. Politics swings wildly. Just think... 9 years ago we elected an incredibly conservative (antithesis of we have now) Republican, and we now have a black liberal President named Barack Obama.