A minor puzzlement is why a few partisan actors continue to toy with Alvin Greene. Perhaps the summer season is idle for the relaxed partisans in the Carolinas. Mr. Greene remains a mystery--but not a profound one. His military service, his inventiveness, his spontaneous enthusiasm, all point to a self-confident, earnest opportunist. There is little suggestion that he has been mentored, or that he has any experience as a politician. He brings an air-guitar enthusiasm to a sober role. The South Carolina Democratic Party looks not to be helping him or even especially interested in the spotty campaign. The prominent James Clyburne of the House asserts that he will not support Greene. Sixty days to go. What I like about Mr. Greene is that he is relentlessly game. The pending charges against him for sexual misconduct are serious, yet he remains an innocent accused. Something about the way Greene has pushed himself into the conversations feels like a throwback to the early 19th century, an age of amateur politicians who were suspicious and charismatic at the same time. Then again, this is the age of celebrities called Gaga and Levi Johnston, and so perhaps it is also Alvin Greene Nation. Perhaps Alvin Greene is just a random, youthful, goofy and not unhumble performance artist with the sort of troubles that come to solitary young men. The $10,000 registration fee in order to become a candidate for the Senate on the Democratic line remains the centerpiece of the mystery.



God Bless Mr. Greene, A fine Representative for Her Majesties Crown Colony of South Carolina.
I've been reading around in some of the American Guide series, the product of the Federal Writers' Project secion of the WPA written between the 1930s and early 40s, back before everyone mastered the art of standing around with their hands out waiting for the feds to do something to save them. It's like visiting a 3rd world nation that just happens to be America of the time. Wondful diversity only beginning to succumb to the standardization and blandization that would be fully accomplished by post war television. The South Carolina volume announces on the first page that South Carolina is the only state in the Union that doesn't envy Virginia it's place as First Colony. Speaking as a 50 year resident of Virginia, but not a true native, I found it charming and heart-warming.
Substitute the name ‘Barack Hussein Obama’ for ‘Alvin Greene’ in JB’s send-up, and you have almost an exact duplicate of where we were just before Obama was elected president. The host too resembles the majority of talk show hosts back then who refused to take the upcoming election seriously. It was all a big joke electing Obama. We did it for the novelty; chuckles. Who’s laughing now?