Smoking like a Barbecue.
Surly, prepped, obtuse, defensive, appartchik John Brennan, White House Homeland liason, offers his entry for the George R. Tennant Memorial 9-11 Excuse Making Sweepstake. Displaying banker-like virile certainty, Brennan asserts that the Homeland defense worked "every other day," in 2009, just not on a major holiday over Detroit. Brennan does not mention Major Nidal Hassan. Brennan does not mention New-Mexico-born imam Anwar al-Awlaki. Brennan does not mention the six Yemenis who were returned to their native habitat from GITMO a week before Flight 253. Qualification for big cheese in national security is that you know how to make excuses and growl. Impressive. It worked for Tennant. It may not work for Brennan. He is all excuses; he is all blame-shifting; he is all grumpy. "No smoking gun" was an unforced error in language. Abdulmutallab was smoking like a barbecue. Will this performance stand? Nah. The Homeland hearings are starting in January. Brennan will get scorched like Abdulmutallab. It is an election year. They are offering him as the barbecued goat. Enough? Nah. Pass the sauce. (And Brennan's swerve to run Dick Cheney into the ditch is a self-destructive ploy. The clock is running down on Brennan's public role. The resume must already be at Xe.)


Rub rosemary on him, they are going to roast this goat!
THE CURRENT STATE OF DHS: Defending the Hope Strategy )
FAVORITE ANIMAL: The Goat
STATE BIRD: The ostrich
LARGEST RIVER: De Nile
STATE FLOWER: Stinkweed
STATE CAPITOL: Fuzzylogicistan
BORDERS: Insanity
CURRENCY: Political Correctness
LANGUAGE: Jibberish
MAIN OCCUPATION: Getting re-elected
LARGEST EXPORT: BS
LARGEST IMPORT: Tired, worn-out ideas from the '30s
SIZE: Too big to succeed
STATE MOTTO: See No Evil. Hear No Evil. Speak No Evil.
This was an easy call for Team Obama: Bush appointed Brennan; he was already high-profile from the beat-down the left put on him when Obama wanted to appoint him to a cabinet level post to forestall criticisms that the Dems are soft on defense and national security; Obama's principal strategy in much of the war he's forced to fight against people that want to force America back within its shores is to blame Bush; and Brennan makes the perfect "sacrifice." Napolitano wouldn't provide nearly the bang for the buck with the base.