Secret Mitt Blofeld

OFA continues to repeat the same ballistic charge with ever fresh Hollywood thriller whodunit montages that Mitt Romney is a villain who hides his stolen swag in secret bank accounts in the hands of foreign devils.  This is artful archness that is suited to a splashy beach read in 2000, before the rise of the Kindle.  Love the 3D graphics to sweep over the Bourne-like settings.  Mitt Romney's secret stash gets around.  Are we learning anything new?  Nah.  What may be happening is that the OFA is transforming Romney into a cartoon villain like Ian Fleming's Ernst Stavros Blofeld, head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E..  The man (Donald Pleasance my favorite, but Telly Savalas also superb) who stroked cats and commanded battalions of Asian (neo-Nazi, too) robot creatures in underground, undersea, under volcano secret arsenal/fortresses carved out of solid rock (stimulus package, shovel ready stuff, anti- Union?) that contained awesome firepower to take over the world.  The radio presenter in me loves this tingling scenario, but then it is what I do, tell recognizable fairy tales that match the can't make this stuff up news.  Since Romney is Blofeld to the OFA, what does that mean he is to those of us who support the GOP?  Just the right man to stroke cats and take over the world?  Sure.  Pop the popcorn, cue the Bond music, POTUS Obama as 008.2.